Cliche: "What's the Code?" "We Have 4 Digits, Still Working on the Last One!"

Ask them if they’ve heard of the new object oriented Cobol. It’s called “Add one to Cobol”.

Not true.

There was a bug in the password lookup in an old (1970’s - 80’s) OS (maybe VMS?) that caused a page fault when the letter it was trying to match wasn’t correct. So, you walked the though the alphabet one letter at a time, looking for page faults. When you didn’t get one, you knew that letter matched, and you tried with the next character in the password. I learned of this bug way back in 1982…