# Click on the dots; they guess your age

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224 "2013-04-20T16:33:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/21 "2013-04-20T17:38:44Z")

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It put me at 47 and I’m 46 - gosh, I guess that means I “mouse” older than I am! 😛

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**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/22 "2013-04-20T17:40:50Z")

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Our best guess is that you are **32**. Is it close?  
To help us improve the system, please tell us your actual age: **53**

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/23 "2013-04-20T17:44:11Z")

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They guesses 30; I’m almost 38.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/24 "2013-04-20T17:47:23Z")

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I tried it with my graphics pad, which went a lot faster, but it still guessed in the same range, this time settling for 31. I guess it doesn’t just look at speed, but according to the explanation, 60 different factors.

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**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/25 "2013-04-20T17:53:17Z")

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It guessed 28. I’m 29. I almost didn’t do this until I saw the Harvard address. I figured I could be pretty confident they wouldn’t suddenly scream at me.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/26 "2013-04-20T18:00:41Z")

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It guessed 53; I’m 65. But I’ve always had excellent hand/eye skills.

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/27 "2013-04-20T18:00:46Z")

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It guessed 38 & I am 34.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/28 "2013-04-20T18:01:20Z")

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Got 31. I’m 36.

I’m surprised, actually…Based on how bad I suck at twitchy games, I expected it to peg me as older, not younger… (Didn’t expect much more variance from the actual age, though, just wrong in the other direction.)

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**Author:** ![The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_butterfly_s_ghost/32/3462_2.png) [@The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Butterfly_s_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/29 "2013-04-20T18:07:23Z")

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> [@MichaelEmouse](#):
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> Guess 29. I am 30.
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> Did anypony get a guessed age lower than 29?

It guessed 27 for me. I’m 39… .

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**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/30 "2013-04-20T18:15:30Z")

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I’m 52. It guessed 36.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/31 "2013-04-20T18:20:22Z")

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Did your dots keep blowing up when you clicked them?

neither did mine. Guessed 31 and I’m 50. 50! [kicks out in a karate pose] FIFTY!

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**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/32 "2013-04-20T18:36:10Z")

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It guessed 29, I’m 43.

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/33 "2013-04-20T18:44:23Z")

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I used a touchpad on a netbook and it gauged me as 6 years older than I am (they guessed 43). Many dots were not possible to click on one swipe of the touchpad, but required two or more.

that’s my excuse anyway.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/34 "2013-04-20T18:48:39Z")

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It guessed right on the money for me (28) but, reading these responses, it’s probably a coincidence.

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**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/35 "2013-04-20T18:54:23Z")

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I’m in my mid fifties and it guessed me as 40.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/36 "2013-04-20T19:01:48Z")

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Guessed 43, and I’m 58-almost-59.

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**Author:** ![ptr2void](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ptr2void/32/3406_2.png) [@ptr2void](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ptr2void)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/37 "2013-04-20T19:07:23Z")

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Guessed 29, I’m 45. I thought I was doing poorly because I use a trackpad, and I missed a few times.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/38 "2013-04-20T19:07:36Z")

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They guessed 29, and I’m 28.

(They seem to be guessing 29 for many people posting here.)

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/39 "2013-04-20T19:13:50Z")

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It guessed 33 and I am 33.  
…but it seems to guess between 28 and 34 most of the time judging from the replies here…

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**Author:** ![Art\_Rock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/art_rock/32/525_2.png) [@Art\_Rock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Art_Rock)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/click-on-the-dots-they-guess-your-age/656224/40 "2013-04-20T19:16:50Z")

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Our best guess is that you are 40. Is it close?  
To help us improve the system, please tell us your actual age **56**.

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