# Clinging to Michelle **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 3, 1999, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278 "1999-12-03T19:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278/21 "1999-12-04T17:51:00Z")
Alpha said > [@](#): > > Uke, I know that you are being ironic. I can grok irony, man. Like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. and > [@](#): > > Many posters in MPSIMS are irony-deficient. And thus deserve to taste the red hot steel of Alphagene. Properly perfumed first. This may not be the place for it, but Alpha, will you marry me? ---
**Author:** ![NITWATCH2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NITWATCH2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NITWATCH2)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278/22 "1999-12-05T03:27:00Z")
After being prompted by curiousity to read the various Michelle threads, then going back and reading some of her posts, I have to ask. Why is she still single? I tracked down her posted pix and is that really her? If so, I ask again, why is she still single because she looks as sweet as a button? Even my current lady is curious over this because Ann (my honey) agrees that she certainly doesn’t look her age. Unusual bad luck? Bad breath? Using someone elses picture {like that has never happened before}, or is that a real old picture {10 years or so when she was something like 21}? Ax murderer? I once was lead on by this great pix of a lady I found on the web and had a great e-mail relationship and was getting ready to meet her when I found out that she was a converted he … surgically made girl. {Damn! He/she looked good but I just couldn’t go there … you know.} I don’t think Michelle is that, but she just looks too good to be alone. * * * The Night Watch always knows things. ---
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278/23 "1999-12-05T16:24:00Z")
I thought Michelle was sooo cute. But that’s not the point, is it? Or is it? * * * There’s always another beer. ---
**Author:** ![Rainbowcsr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Rainbowcsr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbowcsr)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278/24 "1999-12-05T16:31:00Z")
Holy Cow! I could not miss all of the Michele posts. I do have a question, though. Who is Michele? Is there a photograph somewhere and why all of the fuss? * * * What? Me worry?’ ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278/25 "1999-12-06T01:40:00Z")
-gry * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278/26 "1999-12-06T02:10:00Z")
heh, heh, heh. Goodun’ NTG :D! ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278/27 "1999-12-06T21:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > …I’d start a “Doing Alphagene” thread. If anyone needed doing… Yeah, you’re right Chief, I don’t get a lot of action. That’s probably because my employer doesn’t have annual Tailhook Conventions. * * * Back off, man. I’m a scientist. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinging-to-michelle/3278.md?page=1)