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Upon hearing our initial jokes, our friend Niki commented sardonically that it was a “ten-year old boy thing.” Yes, we replied, but it is an hilarious ten-year old boy thing, and if you think we’re going to stop mentioning the product’s name at every incongruous juncture, you might as well quit reading now.
There’s a CLINT’S LIQUORS that makes me do a double take every time I’m driving back to Austin on 71. It would be funnier without the possessive though. There’s also a BUTTERCUP LIQUORS where the -ERCUP light is usually burnt out. But I think they do that on purpose.
Years ago I saw a Wells Fargo billboard near San Francisco airport. It showed a stagecoach with the tag line Buck the System. Some wit had climbed up there and painted out the right side of the B.
There are a couple stores north of Boston called “Bunghole Liquors”. No need to dim the lights or nothing, that’s just what they’re called.
Uh oh. Do you really hate her?