# Clint in Wichita is a Jackass
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [April 22, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396 "2003-04-22T19:40:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/1 "2003-04-22T19:40:26Z")
I’m at home after re-injuring my knee. I can’t find a doctor who will perform the surgery I need on my plan.
I’m in pain and I’m cranky and I’ve run into Clint in Wichita once too often today. I’ve only run into him once
today but that was once too often. That was [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=178745) where he said
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> Public breastfeeding, IMO, is not “gross” or “icky”, but it is silly and unnecessary, given the other options available to all mothers.
Stupid yes, but no reason to call good ole **Clint** a jackass, you are thinking to yourself. You would be right. But then I remembered the first post I ever saw from the jackass in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=166842)
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> If other people’s negative view of your excess weight really bothered you that much, you’d do something about it.
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> Most people would rather be lazy and tolerate the b.s., rather than eat properly and work out.
and I remember thinking: What a jackass. Wasn’t he the one who called people morons in [his very first post ever?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2684530#post2684530) Why yes, yes he was. And did’nt he say that [Palestinians are despicable scumbags who should be grateful that Isreal hasn’t wiped them from the face of the Earth?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2684561#post2684561) and that [Palestinian children should be killed because “nits make lice”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2703159#post2703159) Yeup, same jackass.
Oh let’s not forget [the killing the dog and it’s owner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3200036#post3200036) remark. Because we are all pussies if we think shooting a dog in cold blood is wrong.
There is more but my eyes are protesting reading any more of The Jackasseries of Clint in Wichita.
So now I’m going to go swallow some Moltrin or something, 'cause my knee is _killing_ me.
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### Author:  [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/2 "2003-04-22T19:43:20Z")
He’s a winner.
The winner of the Publisher’s Clearing House “Win A House Under A Bridge” Sweepstakes.
_bleh_
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### Author:  [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/3 "2003-04-22T19:45:17Z")
Believe it or not, I had a far-too-long stopover at the fabled Wichita ‘Mid-continent’ airport once. It makes sense that Clint is in Wichita, and nothing is new under the sun.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/4 "2003-04-22T19:47:24Z")
You’re sounding a little gruff there, **Mockingbird**. 😉
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/5 "2003-04-22T19:53:01Z")
In other news:
\*\*Finally released secret Vatican papers suggest Pope is Catholic
15 year field study concludes bears defacate in woods\*\*
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### Author:  [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/6 "2003-04-22T19:54:42Z")
Well not to pile on, but he is quite the ass.
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/7 "2003-04-22T19:55:07Z")
Yes, all the evidence is there, Biggirl. But why bother with the pitting? You don’t expect him to come in here and debate the issue do you? It’s obvious he’s a fecal nugget from the links you provide, but that’s life.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/8 "2003-04-22T19:55:53Z")
At least he has more than one trick.
I mean, just think about it. If, say, **His4ever** posts in a thread you can be pretty sure what she’ll say. If **december** writes a thread you can be fairly assured what it’ll be about. Back when **Kaykay** was still sucking the hamsters off, you knew what she’d be posting about. Same thing with **JDT** (do hamsters have foreskin? Discuss!).
But with this guy, it could be any number of opinions utterly devoid of independent value. It’s like doper roulette … what asinine garbage will **Clint** post next?
Unfortunately for dear **Clint** , some people’s trash ain’t treasure to anyone.
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### Author:  [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/9 "2003-04-22T20:03:04Z")
**Biggirl** , I’m sorry to hear that your knee is giving you problems again. ☹
**Clint** has always annoyed me too, but his comments in the breastfeeding thread kinda pushed me over the edge.
Yep, he’s a fartpickle all right.
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/10 "2003-04-22T20:10:31Z")
OK, I gotta ask: What was **Kaykay** s One Trick? I think she musta been before my time.
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### Author:  [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/11 "2003-04-22T20:11:31Z")
As a breastfeeding mom, I take umbrage at that remark!
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### Author:  [@Drastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drastic)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/12 "2003-04-22T20:13:34Z")
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> At least he has more than one trick.
“This monkey only has two asses! It is of no use to me!”
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/13 "2003-04-22T20:16:18Z")
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> \*Originally posted by samarm \*
> \*\*Yes, all the evidence is there, Biggirl. But why bother with the pitting? You don’t expect him to come in here and debate the issue do you? It’s obvious he’s a fecal nugget from the links you provide, but that’s life. \*\*
Yes, I do expect him to come in here as he has proven he likes to show off his jackassery in Pit threads time and time again. Plus I’m cranky.
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/14 "2003-04-22T20:19:06Z")
Sorry to hear about your knee. I hope the painkillers do their job well.
I doubt if Clint will make an appearance here, he’s probably too scared.
Come on Clint - I double dare you!
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/15 "2003-04-22T20:20:29Z")
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> \*Originally posted by samarm \*
> \*\*OK, I gotta ask: What was **Kaykay** s One Trick? I think she musta been before my time. \*\*
Exceptionally fond of giving blowjobs, and not at all averse to discussing it. Anywhere. No matter what the OP was about.
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/16 "2003-04-22T20:21:36Z")
Ah shoot! **Lynn** has posted in the breastfeeding thread and warned **Clint** about being a jackass, rendering this thread moot.
Now I’m _really_ cranky!
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### Author:  [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/17 "2003-04-22T20:22:49Z")
For some strange reason I have a mental image of him spittin’ out tabacky juice after typing out each one of his posts. Or maybe that’s just him drooling on the keyboard.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/18 "2003-04-22T20:28:26Z")
**Mojo** , thank you SO MUCH for that mental image of dark fluid coming out of Clint’s mouth. “Is that tobacco juice or verbal diarrhea on your chin?”
😛
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/19 "2003-04-22T20:36:18Z")
Ya know, I’ve got a feeling in my water that Clint ain’t really the educated type. Can’t say why I think that, it’s just something in my water.
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### Author:  [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/20 "2003-04-22T20:59:11Z")
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> fartpickle
I think I have a new favorite word.
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