# Clint in Wichita is a Jackass

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 22, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396 "2003-04-22T19:40:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/41 "2003-04-23T21:26:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Clint in Wichita \*  
> \*\*Well, lookee here!
> 
> I’m not a jackass. I’m an _asshole._ Get it right next time. \*\*

But are you a jerk?

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/42 "2003-04-23T21:35:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DanielWithrow \*  
> \*\*But are you a jerk?
> 
> Daniel \*\*

Sometimes, of course.

I’m not _perfect_ like many of the “edumacated” posters here. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/43 "2003-04-23T21:38:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Clint in Wichita \*  
> \*\*I fail to see how saying “nits make lice” is any worse than a profanity-laced rant about an ex-boyfriend, for example. \*\*

You’re kidding, right? If you can’t possibly see the difference, you should spend less time around powerlines.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/44 "2003-04-23T21:41:51Z")

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DNFTT!

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/45 "2003-04-23T21:48:29Z")

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Nope, you’re not perfect. You’re an idiot.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/46 "2003-04-23T21:53:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Clint in Wichita \*  
> \*\*I can be booted for posting my opinion in an “assholish” way, even when I’m not personally attacking another poster?!
> 
> I think of trolls as those who post solely for the purpose of pissing people off. That’s not me. Others getting pissed off is simply a by-product of my posting style. A big difference IMO. \*\*

Yes, you can. And you’re skating pretty damn close to the edge, lately. In fact, while no SINGLE post might get you banned, a collection of posts might. It’s happened to other members of this message board. Whether or not it happens to you is completely up to you.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/47 "2003-04-23T21:56:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*  
> \*\*You’re kidding, right? If you can’t possibly see the difference, you should spend less time around powerlines. \*\*

Sure, there’s a difference. I expressed an unpopular opinion in an unpopular way. For that, I apologize to any Palestinians who were offended by my comments.

I guess I should stick to singling out individual posters and call them names. You know, show some _real_ intelligence.

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**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/48 "2003-04-23T22:03:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \*  
> \*\*Yes, you can. And you’re skating pretty damn close to the edge, lately. In fact, while no SINGLE post might get you banned, a collection of posts might. It’s happened to other members of this message board. Whether or not it happens to you is completely up to you.
> 
> Lynn  
> For the Straight Dope \*\*

This is very confusing. I still don’t know if the problem is what I say,how I’m saying it, or both.

Threads created solely for the purpose of bashing another poster are acceptable, but being non-PC isn’t? Is that it? The fact that I don’t post as if I’m a sophomore at Berkeley?

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/49 "2003-04-23T22:09:55Z")

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there is a difference between posting non PC opinons, and being a fucking bigoted shitmouth scumbag.

You fall into the latter category.

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**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/50 "2003-04-23T22:12:30Z")

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> fucking bigoted shitmouth scumbag.

So, it is WHAT I’m saying, not HOW I’m saying it.  
You pussy.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/51 "2003-04-23T22:12:50Z")

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As long as you can back up the names you call them, i.e. if you call someone an idiot, be prepared to show a post or posts where that person was being an idiot, go for it. It would be safer than idiotic statements like saying breastfeeding in public is “silly” or implying that public breastfeeders are commiting a faux pas. You expressing your opinion that a person is an idiot, especially if you can point out instances of idiocy, is far safer than blanket statements belittling entire groups of people based upon your own sense of what is right/wrong in a social context. ESPECIALLY if it amounts to little more than imposing your own hangups on other people or belittling them for being different from you.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/52 "2003-04-23T22:41:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> \*\*there is a difference between posting non PC opinons, and being a fucking bigoted shitmouth scumbag.
> 
> You fall into the latter category. \*\*

**bangs gavel**

Seconded, anyone against? Right, move to adjourn to the pub for a pint. All in favor?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/53 "2003-04-23T22:56:46Z")

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I toldja he’d come around.

I don’t like your opinions **Clint**. I think your opinions make you a jackass. I think the way you state your opinions makes you an even bigger jackass. Everytime I read one of your posts, I think to myself “Jeez, what a jaclass.”

There is one opinion that you hold that I do agree with. You are an asshole. Here is a thread to trumpet this meeting of the minds.

Clint’s an asshole and he’s proud of it. Everybody sing in your best Elvis voice _There is an ass in Central Kansas. . ._

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/54 "2003-04-23T23:10:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Clint in Wichita \*  
> Well, lookee here!
> 
> I’m not a jackass. I’m an _asshole._ Get it right next time.

Brendan! How the hell did you find the SDMB? And what the hell are you doing in Wichita instead of Oakton?

Is this, like, my punishment for not letting you have sex with me a year and a half ago?

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**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/55 "2003-04-23T23:12:11Z")

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Ohhh…I get it.

Insulting groups of people is bad, but if I can back up what I call an individual, like, say…fat bitch, I’m OK?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/56 "2003-04-23T23:22:41Z")

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If you ask me, **Clint** – and I think you were since fat bitch describes me pretty well-- it doesn’t matter which you do. You’ll always be a jackass. And an admitted asshole.

Roll around in it. Sprinkle yourself in it’s musky odor. Spew it from both ends like a shit-filled fountain. It’s the only thing you’ve got to be proud of around here.

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/57 "2003-04-23T23:25:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*  
> \*\ ***bangs gavel**
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> Seconded, anyone against? Right, move to adjourn to the pub for a pint. All in favor? \*\*

Here, here.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/58 "2003-04-23T23:32:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
> Everybody sing in your best Elvis voice _There is an ass in Central Kansas. . ._

I was thinking more Old MacDonald Had a Farm:

Central Kansas had an ass e-i-e-i-o  
And in this ass there was a Clint, e-i-e-i-o

With a post post here and a post post there  
Here a post, there a post, everywhere a post post

Central Kansas had an ass e-i-e-i-o

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/59 "2003-04-24T00:38:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Clint in Wichita \*  
> \*\*Ohhh…I get it.
> 
> Insulting groups of people is bad, but if I can back up what I call an individual, like, say…fat bitch, I’m OK? \*\*

Are you _TRYING_ to get banned?

Surely you’re not _THIS_ stupid, right?

A thread complaining about what a shit head you always act like, with an administrator commenting that yes, you are in fact acting like a shit head, and your response, rather than say, appologizing for people you may have offended, or toning down your posting style, or trying to post your opinions in anyway other than that which makes you look like a total fuck nugget, you decide to be insulting and try to pick a fight.

Maybe you _ARE_ that stupid.

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**Author:** ![Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Clint\_in\_Wichita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clint_in_Wichita)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clint-in-wichita-is-a-jackass/170396/60 "2003-04-24T01:01:06Z")

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Trying to pick a fight?

I didn’t start this thread.

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