# Clinton to Tour Internet-poor areas **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 10, 1999, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307 "1999-12-10T00:13:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Pooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Pooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pooch)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/1 "1999-12-10T00:13:00Z")
That’s a real headline. So, I’m wondering if he’s going to be handing out Palm Pilots to the homeless. Gore is going to Assboink, ID for an internet tent revival where he’ll tell nose picking yahoos about the POWER if the Internet, Thank You Jesus! Next, a designer Nike challenged tour followed by trip through the underdeveloped golf course circuit. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/2 "2004-09-04T00:45:13Z")
Uh…cite? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/3 "2004-09-04T00:48:25Z")
I don’t think Clinton is going anywhere for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/4 "2004-09-04T00:48:53Z")
How’d you get a hold of this thread, **Inigo?** ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/5 "2004-09-04T00:51:27Z")
wtf is up? 😕 title says Clinton, OP says Gore. ---
**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/6 "2004-09-04T00:53:55Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > wtf is up? 😕 > > title says Clinton, OP says Gore. It’s from the last election anyway. -Lil ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/7 "2004-09-04T00:55:24Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > wtf is up? 😕 > > title says Clinton, OP says Gore. Well, if you’re determined to slam Clinton, anything remotely Clinton-esque (his wife, his daugther, his veep, his dead dog) is to be considered as poisonous as the whole. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/8 "2004-09-04T00:58:32Z")
His name is **Inigo Montoya**. He resurrected a thread from five years ago. Prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/9 "2004-09-04T01:01:31Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Uh…cite? What the hell? This thread deservedly died an unremarkable death when it was posted five years ago. What attracted you to it? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/10 "2004-09-04T01:18:20Z")
Yeah, hurry up and tell us why you revived this before they close it! I’m very curious. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/11 "2004-09-04T01:51:57Z")
The OP posted 258 times, the last being on 4-17-2000. A cursory scroll reveals nothing spectacular that would lead to a no reply OP being revived. Tell us, **Inigo**! ---
**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/12 "2004-09-04T02:01:27Z")
What the hell…[cite](http://lowendmac.com/musings/clinton.shtml). ---
**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/13 "2004-09-04T02:28:22Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > What attracted you to it? Maybe he just wanted to screw [with] the OP? ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/14 "2004-09-04T02:28:59Z")
Ha ha I just had a fit and choked on some ice cream. This thread is pure mischief if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-to-tour-internet-poor-areas/3307/15 "2004-09-04T02:38:17Z")
It’s just before a long holiday weekend on top of people being addled by election frenzy but _c’mon_ already. Bumping a five year old thread, with no more comment than, “Cite?” **Inigo** , don’t do this again. 1. Have a point to make, 2. _quote_ a particularly pithy part of an old thread if it bolsters your point but 3. link to it, don’t bump the whole danged thing. It isn’t fair to the hamsters or Dopers. Locked. TVeblen Pit mod