# Clinton v Trump - The Stretch Run Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 30, 2016, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277 "2016-09-30T11:21:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2324 "2016-10-14T21:19:30Z")

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Kristin Anderson has come forward claiming Trump reached up her dress and touched her \*\*\*\*\*. Trump called her a liar. It boggles the mind how his supporters can accept this as lies and conspiracy shit.  
But then, I have a distant family member who supports him because if he doesn’t get in, they will take all their guns. Yeah, some driveways don’t run all the way to the street.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2325 "2016-10-14T21:19:49Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Can’t be.
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> Because in Trump’s mind, EVERY MAN will try to stick his hand up a woman’s skirt, or grab her and kiss her against her will. Because The Donald thinks this is normal behavior, and every man does it. So it stands to reason (he thinks) that Obama must have done this multiple times. Because why not.
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> He thinks that the only reason he is being called on this behavior is because of the horrible massive global conspiracy against him.

This is it. Trump really does believe that ALL men do this, that it is the very definition of manliness. Sad.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2326 "2016-10-14T21:26:06Z")

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I am really starting to think that this just might be it for Donald Trump. I could see him quitting – this is much, much worse than what we were talking about a week ago. The tape was gross, but it was just words at that time. I think we all suspected that it presaged what was to come, but until we actually had accusers, we could only speculate. Hell, even if it were one or two or even three – maybe just maybe he recovers. But this is likely going to be a steady drip of horrific stories like Bill Cosby.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2327 "2016-10-14T21:27:50Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> Anyone want to make any realistic predictions about Trump’s speech after a Clinton victory (traditionally called a “concession speech”, but let’s be real, a traditional concession is unlikely) is going to look like?

It will be along the lines of “You didn’t elect me; America is doomed.”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2328 "2016-10-14T21:33:50Z")

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> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> It will be along the lines of “You didn’t elect me; America is doomed.”

Doomed I say! DOOMED!!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha…

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2329 "2016-10-14T21:36:47Z")

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A new Trumpster is on CNN, just listened to the tape and claimed she has been in her son’s locker room(soccer) and heard similar talk.  
What the _hell_ is she doing _in her son’s locker room_ when other boys are in there?

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2330 "2016-10-14T21:40:11Z")

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“Fools!”

But yes, he’ll talk about how you blew it and America is doomed, he’ll blame the media for something, it’ll be everyone’s fault but his. Status quo, really.

Or he’ll try to say something gracious someone else wrote for him and do so with all the grace of a gazelle trying to climb a tree.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2331 "2016-10-14T21:43:48Z")

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> [@shantih](#):
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> Heck, I hardly know how to parse it.
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> But the short answer to the question posed by Mr. Trump here is _because Barack Obama is not a revolting slug who creeps on every woman within arm’s reach._

Actually I hear that as a request for some women to make some false accusations about Obama to help him out.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2332 "2016-10-14T21:44:16Z")

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I do not see him ever conceding.

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2333 "2016-10-14T21:46:21Z")

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I’d give at least even odds that Trump doesn’t concede at all on election night. Clinton will wait and wait and finally end up giving a victory speech around 1 AM EST. Only then will Trump come out (Fox News will cut away from Clinton to him, but most other outlets will do the decent thing and let the first female president-elect have her moment) and tell his supporters he’s the victim of the most massive voter fraud in history, and that they should refuse to acknowledge the election as legitimate.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2334 "2016-10-14T21:49:37Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> Anyone want to make any realistic predictions about Trump’s speech after a Clinton victory (traditionally called a “concession speech”, but let’s be real, a traditional concession is unlikely) is going to look like?

[Take a look at his apology](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBvoEDBOpw) after the Billy Bush tape. Short, angry, insincere, missing the point, and followed by a barrage of tweets that tell us how he REALLY feels.

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**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2335 "2016-10-14T21:53:53Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> [Mother Jones made at called The Good Old Days.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFZ-1EojoFM) Damn! It’s 7 months old and I’m only seeing it around now, not on TV, however. Has anyone else see it?
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> It probably won’t get much play as everybody is focused on the misogynistic part of the racist, xenophobic, ignorant, misogynistic package. Still, damn!

I for one hadn’t seen it.

It gave me the chills.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2336 "2016-10-14T21:55:56Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> A half-century of dog-whistling, and they have _no idea_ how they got overrun with snarling rabid dogs. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :smack:

Bill Maher said it best. For years, a guy begs his wife for a three-way, then she brings home another guy.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2337 "2016-10-14T22:03:50Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Kristin Anderson has come forward claiming Trump reached up her dress and touched her \*\*\*\*\*.

He touched her terisks, too?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2338 "2016-10-14T22:06:55Z")

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[Idaho’s largest newspaper endorsed Hillary.](http://www.idahostatesman.com/opinion/editorials/article108108882.html)

> [@](#):
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> We recognize a lot of you are not going to like our choice of a Democrat in this Republican state

On the other hand, here’s their top headline this afternoon.  
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Idaho County Republicans say no to Crapo after senator says no to Trump\*\*

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2339 "2016-10-14T22:08:20Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> This is it. Trump really does believe that ALL men do this, that it is the very definition of manliness. Sad.

Him and many others.

Gulianni to be specific. Scummy little man thinks that having an affair is no big deal, because everyone does it.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2340 "2016-10-14T22:09:57Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I am really starting to think that this just might be it for Donald Trump. I could see him quitting – this is much, much worse than what we were talking about a week ago. The tape was gross, but it was just words at that time. I think we all suspected that it presaged what was to come, but until we actually had accusers, we could only speculate. Hell, even if it were one or two or even three – maybe just maybe he recovers. But this is likely going to be a steady drip of horrific stories like Bill Cosby.

"They’re all lying, because its a vast global conspiracy. And I have proof that they’re lying - it’s currently being tracked down by my investigators in Hawaii.

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**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2341 "2016-10-14T22:16:56Z")

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In somewhat lighter news, the team behind Cards against Humanity have been putting up billboards in Florida saying that Trump [mains Hanzo and complains about team comp on chat](https://www.inverse.com/article/22225-donald-trump-overwatch-billboard-explained). We are still waiting to see if Trump responds with a libel lawsuit because, sexual assault fine, but that’s a step too far!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2342 "2016-10-14T22:19:52Z")

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> [@Shalmanese](#):
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> In somewhat lighter news, the team behind Cards against Humanity have been putting up billboards in Florida saying that Trump [mains Hanzo and complains about team comp on chat](https://www.inverse.com/article/22225-donald-trump-overwatch-billboard-explained). We are still waiting to see if Trump responds with a libel lawsuit because, sexual assault fine, but that’s a step too far!

Haha I love that the Super PAC funding the billboard is called the Nuisance Committee…

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2343 "2016-10-14T22:28:32Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Ace](#):
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> Haha I love that the Super PAC funding the billboard is called the Nuisance Committee…

That’s great!

The CaH team is very politically active. At the “Concert Against Humanity” this past August they had voter registration going on during intermission.

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