# Clinton v Trump - The Stretch Run Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 30, 2016, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277 "2016-09-30T11:21:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2944 "2016-10-19T13:50:02Z")

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Sorry for Twitter confusion… it’s still a bit bizarre to me how it operates and I need to learn more about it. Here is the conversation I relayed:

> [@](#):
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> Just some tweets from the ground game in San Antonio, TX…
> 
> Standing in fast food restaurant, group of 20-something young men come in:
> 
> “You voting Trump?”  
> “Nah, I can’t. He just an idiot. Can’t do it.”  
> “Bri told me there would be hell to pay”  
> Questioner: “Yeah, I was going to, but he…” shakes head. “At least the other one knows what she’s doing.”  
> \<general agreement\>
> 
> These young men would have voted for any R candidate of the last 50 years. (Or D, pre-68).
> 
> I know the plural of anecdote isn’t data, but thought people may be interested in this little vignette…

People started replying, including somebody named Propane Jane who talks about TX politics from a person of color’s POV and has a fan base of 36k. Once she retweeted me, that’s when things blew up and conversation started.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2945 "2016-10-19T13:59:41Z")

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I do use various little shortcuts when doing math in my head, but for this, I mentally did it the way I’d do it on paper. In my head I visualized myself carrying the 4 and going “6 times 1, plus 4…” Dunno why.

But, for some reason, about half the time I’m doing math, I think 6x7=43 instead of 42. I have no idea why. Ever since I was a kid, I have to stop and think for a second if it’s 42 or 43. I always have to re-convince myself that it has to be an even number, or that I know 6x6=36, and 6 more is 42. But come up to me on the street and ask, “Quick, what’s 6x7?!”, and I’m likely as not to get it wrong. In most respects, I’m a reasonably sharp guy. Got through grad school and everything. Got a whole room full of people calling me “professor” these days. But… 6x7. Gah!!

I didn’t bother watching the clip, because Donald Trump takes up too much space in my brain as it is. If he did argue over what 6x7 is, I’d have to have some sympathy for him.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2946 "2016-10-19T14:09:17Z")

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If robots could vote, Trump would be doing much better in the polls: [New report shows a third of pro-Trump tweets are generated by bots](http://www.aol.com/article/2016/10/19/twitters-political-robots-are-mostly-pro-trump/21586478/)

> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Psst: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=807367](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=807367)

You are now officially My Favorite Canadian Evah.

> [@JohnT](#):
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> Sorry for Twitter confusion… it’s still a bit bizarre to me how it operates and I need to learn more about it. Here is the conversation I relayed:
> 
> …“Bri told me there would be hell to pay”…

Who or what is Bri?

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2947 "2016-10-19T14:09:51Z")

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Perhaps Mr. Trump has a learning disability he doesn’t want to talk about, so he compensates pre-emptively by telling everyone how great he is at stuff, hoping they won’t ask too many questions. And that’s why he hates debates: they’re ALL ABOUT tough questions.  
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2948 "2016-10-19T14:13:19Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> If robots could vote, Trump would be doing much better in the polls: [New report shows a third of pro-Trump tweets are generated by bots](http://www.aol.com/article/2016/10/19/twitters-political-robots-are-mostly-pro-trump/21586478/)  
> You are now officially My Favorite Canadian Evah.  
> Who or what is Bri?

“Bri” is his girlfriend/wife, short for Brianna. Can be pronounced “Bree”, but usually pronounced “Bry”. In short, she told him there would be hell to pay if he voted for Trump and his luvst of Bri trumps his love of the GOP.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2949 "2016-10-19T14:16:16Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> My Canadian sister passed on an [absolutely glorious takedown](http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/andrew-coyne-how-does-donald-trump-still-have-supporters) of Trump from a Canadian paper. It’s really worth reading in its entirety (and it’s pretty short), but here’s a bit to whet your appetite:
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> Huh, that’s not how I think of it. I separate 17 into 10 and 7. 6x10 is obviously 60. And anyone who knows their times tables knows 6x7 is 42. 60+40 is, again obviously, 100; tack on the 2 you’ve got left and it’s 102. Writing it down makes it sound complicated but the mental process is pretty simple IMO.

I just have it engraved on one of my synapses that 17 X 3 = 51. So I double that to get 102.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2950 "2016-10-19T14:18:52Z")

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I use translinear mathematics in my head, converting units via the configurative matrix (as designed by Wolff based upon the theoretical work of Reinmann), then eliminate the infinities via the process of renormalization. I got 102.00000001, which is close enough.

This was how I was taught.

(Seriously, I do 6_20 - 6_3)

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2951 "2016-10-19T14:19:23Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> Here’s how I do it in my head: 6x17. Okay, that’s 6x11 + 6x6. 66 + 36. 60+30=90, and 6+6=12, so 90+12. That’s 90+2+10, or 92+10, which is 92+8+2 or 100+2 or 102.
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> Just kidding. 6x10 (60) + 6x7 (42) = 60+40+2 = 102.

I would do it this way: 6_17 = 2_3_17 = 34_3 = 102

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2952 "2016-10-19T14:20:41Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> As you ( **LHoD** just above) say.
> 
> To top it off, pretty much every high-level exec or entrepreneur I’ve ever met is a whiz at mental arithmetic. Their ability to keep track of, and act on, the myriad of numbers that pass for the control panel of a big business is amazing.
> 
> And I say that as somebody who’s darn good at mental arithmetic, does a bunch of it every work day, and has a strong memory for arbitrary numbers.

As an extremely minor-league real estate investor, I would say that your observation goes double or triple for a purported real estate titan. Owning a few rental properties has sharpened my mental arithmetic skills. I am constantly multiplying and dividing in my head. I guess he has people who do that.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2953 "2016-10-19T14:21:01Z")

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Kellyanne Conway is using the “She should be winning by a million-thousand points so it doesn’t count” [defense](http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/conway-trump-clinton-advantages-229967):

> [@](#):
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> “She has so many advantages. She has endless money. She’s got a lot of the media. She has a very popular president and first lady campaigning for her," Conway said. “I will tell you, I am mystified as to why she can’t get to those 52, 53 percent numbers in some of these states given the disadvantages we’re handed every day.”

I knew knuckleheads saying the same stuff during the Democratic primary and during the 2012 election (“Obama should be up by 15pts so he’s in real big trouble to only lead by 5!”). Takes a special kind of delusion, although I doubt Conway actually believes her own nonsense.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2954 "2016-10-19T14:24:03Z")

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You know what this thread is reminding me of? When I was in high school we had a D&D group. The nerdiest guy in the group tried to impress the lone female member by saying “let me add that up for you. I can do math in my head.” It was a running inside joke with us for years.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2955 "2016-10-19T14:24:14Z")

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Mother Jones has an interesting column about trump, [Donald Trump Is Completely Obsessed With Revenge](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/donald-trump-obsessed-with-revenge) and says that tonight’s debate could be all about payback.

Who knows? North Korea seems sane compared to him.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2956 "2016-10-19T14:24:41Z")

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What Trump is demonstrating in this campaign, among other things, is that he chooses _really incompetent people_ to work for him, and is generally totally incompetent at managing a large organization. Just an awful, awful general election campaign.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2957 "2016-10-19T14:24:44Z")

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Posted again because it’s just so good - Conway on her day off: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjbc15X1zSM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjbc15X1zSM)

> [@JohnT](#):
>
> “Bri” is his girlfriend/wife, short for Brianna. Can be pronounced “Bree”, but usually pronounced “Bry”. In short, she told him there would be hell to pay if he voted for Trump and his luvst of Bri trumps his love of the GOP.

Ah, thanks.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2958 "2016-10-19T14:27:46Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I just have it **engraved on one of my synapses** that 17 X 3 = 51. So I double that to get 102.

Same for me. I just can’t, for the life of me, figure out _why._

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2959 "2016-10-19T14:32:36Z")

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Were you ever in a darts league?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2960 "2016-10-19T14:37:42Z")

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Why would you cast such an asparagus against someone you barely know?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2961 "2016-10-19T14:38:30Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Were you ever in a darts league?

Nope. I’m no longer…trusted…with such implements. :eek:  
😃

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2962 "2016-10-19T14:38:55Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> What Trump is demonstrating in this campaign, among other things, is that he chooses _really incompetent people_ to work for him, and is generally totally incompetent at managing a large organization. Just an awful, awful general election campaign.

But he says they’re the best, and that is what is important.

The fact that everything he has ever said is a lie. 😛

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/2963 "2016-10-19T14:44:46Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> You know what this thread is reminding me of? When I was in high school we had a D&D group. The nerdiest guy in the group tried to impress the lone female member by saying “let me add that up for you. I can do math in my head.” It was a running inside joke with us for years.

Did I know you in high school?

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