# Clinton v Trump - The Stretch Run Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [September 30, 2016, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277 "2016-09-30T11:21:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 249
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4965 "2016-11-07T17:59:21Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > …after tomorrow… his loss… Shhh! Jinx! ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4966 "2016-11-07T18:17:15Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > And therein lies the problem. 649,000 emails containing the words “giant orange penis” went automatically to the spam folder and were not checked. But it turns out that this was Hillary’s secret unguessable code word for Donald Trump, and these were illegal emails about sabotaging his campaign and stealing the election. Doesn’t Trump’s insecurity stem from having a “tiny orange penis”? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4967 "2016-11-07T18:20:23Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Doesn’t Trump’s insecurity stem from having a “tiny orange penis”? Color was never specified. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4968 "2016-11-07T19:40:50Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Doesn’t Trump’s insecurity stem from having a “tiny orange penis”? > [@running\_coach](#): > > Color was never specified. 😃 Right. Who’s got the brain bleach? ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4969 "2016-11-07T19:49:26Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Right. Who’s got the brain bleach? I am quite confident _Hustler_ is searching for a male Little Person willing to be died orange and wear a wig for the inevitable porn film. ETA: I posted too soon.[It’s already out starring Evan Stone playing The Donald,](http://decider.com/2016/08/16/donald-trump-porn-parodies/) who is actually a pretty good actor (especially by porn standards.) ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4970 "2016-11-07T20:24:42Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Doesn’t Trump’s insecurity stem from having a “tiny orange penis”? I sense an [endorsement opportunity!](http://www.centuryfarms.net/baby-carrots.html) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4971 "2016-11-07T20:34:13Z")
> [@](#): > > To see Hillary share the spotlight with the likes of Beyonce and LeBron James smacks of desperation – it’s the only way she can get people to show up at her pathetic rallies. Now Trump is claiming that the people who went to that concert left because of the “bad language” Jay Z and Beyonce were using so that by the time Hillary came out, there place was empty. Yeah, right. [North Carolina GOP is celebrating about how few black people have come out to vote early.](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/11/north-carolina-gop-brags-about-how-few-black-people-were-able-vote-early) ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4972 "2016-11-07T20:41:18Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > I am quite confident _Hustler_ is searching for a male Little Person willing to be died orange and wear a wig for the inevitable porn film. (Emphasis added.) Did you mean a snuff film? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4973 "2016-11-07T20:48:22Z")
[Donald Junior reposts a video claiming Clinton and Podesta are satanists out to get your children.](http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/11/07/donald-trump-jr-promotes-alt-right-video-claiming-clinton-camp-has-satanists-who-want-kidnap-kids/214365) ---
**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4974 "2016-11-07T20:49:28Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > And BTW, didn’t someone toss an actual grenade at him that turned out to be a dud? It [wasn’t a dud](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Arutyunian), just fortuitously prevented from working as intended, and it actually didn’t get close enough to W to even potentially hurt him. It did land close to the Georgian president, his wife, and Laura Bush, though, not to mention the rest of the surrounding crowd, so it certainly would have been a great tragedy if the grenade attack had worked as intended. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4975 "2016-11-07T21:09:04Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Now Trump is claiming that the people who went to that concert left because of the “bad language” Jay Z and Beyonce were using so that by the time Hillary came out, there place was empty. Yeah, right. > > [North Carolina GOP is celebrating about how few black people have come out to vote early.](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/11/north-carolina-gop-brags-about-how-few-black-people-were-able-vote-early) Certainly makes one wonder in a secret ballot election just how much everyone seems to know about who voted and how. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4976 "2016-11-07T21:10:05Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > [Donald Junior reposts a video claiming Clinton and Podesta are satanists out to get your children.](http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/11/07/donald-trump-jr-promotes-alt-right-video-claiming-clinton-camp-has-satanists-who-want-kidnap-kids/214365) Never let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4977 "2016-11-07T21:11:07Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > I am quite confident _Hustler_ is searching for a male Little Person willing to be died orange and wear a wig for the inevitable porn film. > > ETA: I posted too soon.[It’s already out starring Evan Stone playing The Donald,](http://decider.com/2016/08/16/donald-trump-porn-parodies/) who is actually a pretty good actor (especially by porn standards.) Mini Wee Wee? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4978 "2016-11-07T21:15:27Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > [Donald Junior reposts a video claiming Clinton and Podesta are satanists out to get your children.](http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/11/07/donald-trump-jr-promotes-alt-right-video-claiming-clinton-camp-has-satanists-who-want-kidnap-kids/214365) And that’s NOT desperation?? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4979 "2016-11-07T21:27:26Z")
I’m disappointed that they took Donald’s Twitter access away. It would’ve been an epic tweetstorm in these final days and hours. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4980 "2016-11-07T21:28:21Z")
> [@Randolph](#): > > I’m disappointed that they took Donald’s Twitter access away. It would’ve been an epic tweetstorm in these final days and hours. I think they should give it back to him at midnight tonight. Throw the guy a bone (as it were). ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4981 "2016-11-07T21:43:17Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > Certainly makes one wonder in a secret ballot election just how much everyone seems to know about who voted and how. No, it really doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4982 "2016-11-07T22:00:55Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I think they should give it back to him at midnight tonight. Throw the guy a bone (as it were). I’m really hoping he gets his twitter account back in time for the election results, so that we can see him blow up every time a state is called for Hillary with only 3% of the votes counted. (Donald, it’s _Maryland_. Relax!) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4983 "2016-11-07T22:04:34Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > (Emphasis added.) Did you mean a snuff film? For Donald, it would be a _sniff_ film. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4984 "2016-11-07T23:14:33Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > I am quite confident _Hustler_ is searching for a male Little Person willing to be died orange and wear a wig for the inevitable porn film. > > ETA: I posted too soon.[It’s already out starring Evan Stone playing The Donald,](http://decider.com/2016/08/16/donald-trump-porn-parodies/) who is actually a pretty good actor (especially by porn standards.) Good gracious, Gerty! The last thing I’d ever want in my porn is a Trump of any kind. Talk about a lady boner-killer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277.md?page=248) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277.md?page=250)