# Clinton v Trump - The Stretch Run Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 30, 2016, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277 "2016-09-30T11:21:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4985 "2016-11-07T23:19:47Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Based on Facebook memes over the weekend, the Trump campaign would have us believe the following re: who gets to share the stage with Donald:  
> …  
> Donald is the most fascinating man in the world, and can fill stadiums with 10s of thousands of fervent supporters all by himself.  
> …

Don’t forget he also has Palin in his corner,with the power to rally dozen of supporters.

> **[Sarah Palin stumps for Trump in Detroit for few supporters, hecklers](https://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/11/06/sarah-palin-says-theres-monster-vote-donald-trump-michigan/93397778/)**
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> Largely absent from the campaign trail this year, Sarah Palin reemerges for campaign stops in Michigan

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4986 "2016-11-07T23:21:12Z")

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I think it’s pretty clear that Trump isn’t going to produce his tax returns at this point. So, is this no longer a requirement for presidential candidates moving forward?

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4987 "2016-11-07T23:24:51Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> I think it’s pretty clear that Trump isn’t going to produce his tax returns at this point. So, is this no longer a requirement for presidential candidates moving forward?

It never was - it has been voluntary.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4988 "2016-11-07T23:25:18Z")

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> [@joyfool](#):
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> Good gracious, Gerty! The last thing I’d ever want in my porn is a Trump of any kind. Talk about a lady boner-killer.

Drier than British wit, then? Drier than a Baptist county?

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4989 "2016-11-07T23:27:13Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
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> It never was - it has been voluntary.

Sorry. “Requirement”.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4990 "2016-11-07T23:31:36Z")

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[Trump calls the Minnesota Somali community terrorists.](https://thinkprogress.org/trump-somali-immigrants-refugees-minnesota-c376bdec76f4#.ncs7kh9cy)

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4991 "2016-11-07T23:32:30Z")

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Scottie Nell Hughes talking about “mazel tov cocktails”?

[http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=29267](http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=29267)

The Elders Of Zion must have infiltrated the African American community.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4992 "2016-11-07T23:37:04Z")

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[Kellyanne Conway says that Trump doesn’t need to contribute to charity because his running for President is the same as giving to charity.](http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/07/campaign-manager-on-trump-charity-donations-ive-seen-him-write-checks.html)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4993 "2016-11-07T23:40:56Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Kellyanne Conway says that Trump doesn’t need to contribute to charity because his running for President is the same as giving to charity.](http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/07/campaign-manager-on-trump-charity-donations-ive-seen-him-write-checks.html)

Reminds me of how his having great success, putting up buildings and sleeping with many women was the same as going to Vietnam.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4994 "2016-11-07T23:44:09Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Drier than British wit, then? Drier than a Baptist county?

Drier than the Sahara in the heat of summer.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4995 "2016-11-07T23:44:26Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [Trump calls the Minnesota Somali community terrorists.](https://thinkprogress.org/trump-somali-immigrants-refugees-minnesota-c376bdec76f4#.ncs7kh9cy)

> [@Donald Trump](#):
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> Here in Minnesota you have seen firsthand the problems caused with faulty refugee vetting, with large numbers of Somali refugees coming into your state, without your knowledge, without your support or approval.

I wasn’t aware that “approval” was something that a community could require before someone relocated there.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4996 "2016-11-07T23:46:49Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> I wasn’t aware that “approval” was something that a community could require before someone relocated there.

Trump got in trouble once before for requiring that kind of “approval.”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4997 "2016-11-07T23:51:57Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Scottie Nell Hughes talking about “mazel tov cocktails”?
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> [Language Log » Return of the Mazel Tov Cocktail](http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=29267)
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> The Elders Of Zion must have infiltrated the African American community.

Isn’t that the beverage served to guests at a bris?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4998 "2016-11-07T23:54:56Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> I wasn’t aware that “approval” was something that a community could require before someone relocated there.

Damn, he was here, had a rally? What, by stealth? I live here, and as Eugene V. Debs is my witness, I just heard about it here. Son-of-a-gun.

As far as “approval” goes, yeah, it was approved, like the Hmong, other Lao, Vietnamese refugees have been accepted. Perhaps a bit grudgingly, there are always problems, but they do it.

People say they are kinda dull and bland, and I won’t contradict. And you can’t get decent bar-b-q to save your soul! But there is a decency, a humanity that just shrugs and accepts.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/4999 "2016-11-07T23:56:02Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Isn’t that the beverage served to guests at a bris?

No, that would be nageelas.

As in “have a nageela.”

Ba-dum-CHEE.😃

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/5000 "2016-11-07T23:57:06Z")

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Well, ignorance is _bris_.

(Hey! He started it!)

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/5001 "2016-11-08T00:03:14Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Well, ignorance is _bris_.
> 
> (Hey! He started it!)

Sorry to cut you off, but don’t get snippy.

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**Author:** ![zoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/71c47a/32.png) [@zoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoo)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/5002 "2016-11-08T00:06:43Z")

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> **[Trump Goes Fully Negative On Election Eve: ‘The World Hates Us’](https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-north-carolina-the-world-hates-us)**
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> In one of a handful of final campaign rallies before Election Day, Donald Trump painted a grim picture of the state of America, saying “the world hates us,” and promising his administration would…

Trump sez “The world hates us.”  
Is there anyone out there who thinks the world will like us more if Trump is President?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/5003 "2016-11-08T00:10:41Z")

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My current work crush is going from brunette to a dark auburn, but first she had to bleach it down to Trump Orange. “It’s a work in progress. It’ll be fine by Wednesday.”

When I was done laughing I said that I’m just glad she’s done with chemo (knock wood–listen to me, you Kobold bastards: give her this one) and has hair she can play with. Though her wigs were great.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/5004 "2016-11-08T00:12:40Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> No, that would be nageelas.
> 
> As in “have a nageela.”
> 
> Ba-dum-CHEE.😃

> [@elucidator](#):
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> Well, ignorance is _bris_.
> 
> (Hey! He started it!)

> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Sorry to cut you off, but don’t get snippy.

No more of this unless you have skin in the game.

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