# Clinton v Trump - The Stretch Run Thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277
**Category:** Politics & Elections
**Created:** [September 30, 2016, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277 "2016-09-30T11:21:19Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1483 "2016-10-10T21:37:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …She is an abject, psychopathic, demon from Hell that as soon as she gets into power is going to try to destroy the planet…

He says that like its a bad thing.

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### Author: ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1484 "2016-10-10T21:45:16Z")

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> [@Junior\_Spaceman](#):
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> Alex Jones is keeping it real:
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> It would be nice if we lived in a world where everybody recognized this as just a sign of mental instability, and not as true testimony of God’s word, which is how a lot of evangelicals will read it, to keep justifying voting for such an immoralist.

Alex Jones is not mentally instable, its a carefully calculated act that he’s honed over the years to appeal to his base.

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### Author: ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1485 "2016-10-10T22:09:07Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [Dear Donald Trump: I played in the NFL. Here’s what we really talk about in the locker room.](http://www.vox.com/first-person/2016/10/10/13230346/donald-trump-locker-room-talk-chris-kluwe)
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> Chris Kluwe, Seattle Seahawks.

I’ve been hoping Chris Kluwe would tee-off on the Donald for this. He does sterling work. I would pay good money to hear David Tennant call Trump an over-tanned ham-hock.

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### Author: ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1486 "2016-10-10T22:09:46Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> That’s from the Onion, I hope

Sadly, no, it’s from the [link](https://mediamatters.org/video/2016/10/10/trump-ally-alex-jones-i-was-told-people-around-clinton-shes-demon-possessed/213712) **running coach** posted. See for yourself if you can stomach it.

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### Author: ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1487 "2016-10-10T22:11:20Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> He says that like its a bad thing.

Really. If she had that much power, I would be totally impressed.

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### Author: ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1488 "2016-10-10T22:20:08Z")

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> [@Honey](#):
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> Really. If she had that much power, I would be totally impressed.

Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to destroy the planet? I don’t mean “destroy all life on the planet”, thats for pre-schoolers. No to actually cause the planet to cease to exist is a whole order of magnitude squared to the power of another thing.  
We’re talking about god-like abilities here, take a look as these kind gentlemen have already done the math:

> **[How to destroy the Earth @ Things Of Interest](https://qntm.org/destroy)**
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> Preamble
> Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.
> You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down...

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### Author: ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1489 "2016-10-10T22:23:13Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Sadly, no, it’s from the [link](https://mediamatters.org/video/2016/10/10/trump-ally-alex-jones-i-was-told-people-around-clinton-shes-demon-possessed/213712) **running coach** posted. See for yourself if you can stomach it.

That was **Junior Spaceman’s** link.

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### Author: ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1490 "2016-10-10T22:40:40Z")

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[This election is bad for our brains.](http://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/This-election-is-bad-for-our-brains-9958301.php) Or why some people are going[batshit crazy.](https://mediamatters.org/video/2016/10/10/trump-ally-alex-jones-i-was-told-people-around-clinton-shes-demon-possessed/213712)

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### Author: ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1491 "2016-10-10T22:48:00Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> And, of course, he thinks it’s funny. That’s always the dodge, isn’t it? It’s funny. If you don’t like it, it’s because you can’t take a joke, so you’re some insecure asshole.
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> Of course, that’s also typically their biggest weakness. I would _love_ to be in the room when Trump hears a joke made at _his_ expense.

[Would you settle for watching what a camera that was in the room captured?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eJpWOY3r18)

ETA: Ninja’d by \*\*aurora maire \*\*! (Sort of; this is the video from that dinner.)

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1492 "2016-10-10T22:52:20Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> [Would you settle for watching what a camera that was in the room captured?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eJpWOY3r18)!

Never gets old.

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### Author: ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1493 "2016-10-10T22:54:59Z")

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Trump Taj Mahal closes today, 3000 people lose jobs.  
[http://www.abc12.com/content/news/NEW-Trump-Taj-Mahal-to-close-26-years-after-Trump-opened-it-396505561.html](http://www.abc12.com/content/news/NEW-Trump-Taj-Mahal-to-close-26-years-after-Trump-opened-it-396505561.html)

Now as far as I know Trump hasn’t had anything to do with running the place for a while now, but his name is still on it and I think he still owned a chunk of it. Anyway the timing is terrible, it’s horrible optics for him and yet another nail in the coffin to kill the idea that he’s an amazing businessman.

Seriously, what kind of knob can’t even run a casino profitably?

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### Author: ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1494 "2016-10-10T22:56:04Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [Stallone] "I AM the law![/Stallone]

:eek: I know you mean that we should hear Stallones voice saying that, but IMO it should be properly credited:

[Judge Dredd]I AM the law![/Judge Dredd]

Ya know, a Cthulhu/Dredd ticket might just be feasible for 2020!

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### Author: ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1495 "2016-10-10T22:57:02Z")

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> [@coremelt](#):
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> Trump Taj Mahal closes today, 3000 people lose jobs.  
> [http://www.abc12.com/content/news/NEW-Trump-Taj-Mahal-to-close-26-years-after-Trump-opened-it-396505561.html](http://www.abc12.com/content/news/NEW-Trump-Taj-Mahal-to-close-26-years-after-Trump-opened-it-396505561.html)
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> Now as far as I know Trump hasn’t had anything to do with running the place for a while now, but his name is still on it and I think he still owned a chunk of it. Anyway the timing is terrible, it’s horrible optics for him and yet another nail in the coffin to kill the idea that he’s an amazing businessman.
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> Seriously, what kind of knob can’t even run a casino profitably?

My thoughts exactly. Its like having a license to print money.

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### Author: ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1496 "2016-10-10T22:57:29Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > …She is an abject, psychopathic, demon from Hell that as soon as she gets into power is going to try to destroy the planet…
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> He says that like its a bad thing.

[Cthulhu 2016](https://cthulhuforamerica.com)! “Why vote for the lesser evil?”

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### Author: ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1497 "2016-10-10T23:01:13Z")

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> [@coremelt](#):
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> Seriously, do you have any idea how hard it is to destroy the planet? I don’t mean “destroy all life on the planet”, thats for pre-schoolers. No to actually cause the planet to cease to exist is a whole order of magnitude squared to the power of another thing.  
> We’re talking about god-like abilities here, take a look as these kind gentlemen have already done the math:  
> [How to destroy the Earth @ Things Of Interest](https://qntm.org/destroy)

Ah, but if you look, they do acknowledge that [the Earth was destroyed once, on 10 September 2008 at 7:35:05am UTC](https://qntm.org/board).

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### Author: ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1498 "2016-10-10T23:34:51Z")

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> [@Junior\_Spaceman](#):
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> Alex Jones is keeping it real: (source: [https://mediamatters.org/video/2016/10/10/trump-ally-alex-jones-i-was-told-people-around-clinton-shes-demon-possessed/213712](https://mediamatters.org/video/2016/10/10/trump-ally-alex-jones-i-was-told-people-around-clinton-shes-demon-possessed/213712))

[QUOTE=Alex Jones]  
I’m never a lesser of two evils person, but with Hillary, there’s not even the same universe. She is an abject, psychopathic, demon from Hell that as soon as she gets into power is going to try to destroy the planet. I’m sure of that, and people around her say she’s so dark now, and so evil, and so possessed that they are having nightmares, they’re freaking out.  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alex Jones]  
Imagine how bad she smells, man? I’m told her and Obama, just stink, stink, stink, stink. You can’t wash that evil off, man. Told there’s a rotten smell around Hillary. I’m not kidding, people say, they say – folks, I’ve been told this by high up folks. They say listen, Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur. I never said this because the media will go crazy with it, but I’ve talked to people that are in protective details, they’re scared of her. And they say listen, she’s a frickin’ demon and she stinks and so does Obama. I go, like what? Sulfur. They smell like Hell.  
[/QUOTE]

These may be a little over the top, but [some of his ideas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4) should be treated very seriously.

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### Author: ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1499 "2016-10-10T23:42:31Z")

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> [@coremelt](#):
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> Alex Jones is not mentally instable, its a carefully calculated act that he’s honed over the years to appeal to his base.

That may or may not be true, but he sells it like he means it, and I know some people I would have considered politically savvy, who having have been engulfed in the hate buzz that is reading Breitbart, have ended up on Infowars, and haven’t sensed anything strange or particularly over the top about his anti-Hillary diatribes.

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### Author: ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1500 "2016-10-10T23:44:40Z")

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> [@MacCat](#):
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> These may be a little over the top, but [some of his ideas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4) should be treated very seriously.

I can’t watch videos on my kindle. Can you give a couple of highlights. I can’t imagine what he might say that should be taken seriously.

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### Author: ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1501 "2016-10-10T23:45:41Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> That was **Junior Spaceman’s** link.

I stand corrected.

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### Author: ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/1502 "2016-10-10T23:51:08Z")

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> [@MacCat](#):
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> These may be a little over the top, but [some of his ideas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4) should be treated very seriously.

Those poor little kinderfish.

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