# Clinton v Trump - The Stretch Run Thread

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 30, 2016, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277 "2016-09-30T11:21:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clinton-v-trump-the-stretch-run-thread/767277/3192 "2016-10-21T16:54:36Z")

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#Trumpbookreport

Kind of like “If LOTR was written by someone else”, but in 140 characters as done by Trump. You can find it on Twitter if you wish. I decided to do the Dune books:

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> Dune: Main religious book is “Orange-Catholic Bible”. Stilgar better than Obama. Fremen=Russia. Me=Paul Atreides
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> #Winning #trumpbookreport

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> Dune Messiah: WTF? Who wrote this?
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> #IwillNeverGoBlind  
> #PressBiasMadePaulALoser  
> #RiggedRules  
> #trumpbookreport

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> Children of Dune: YES! MY KIDS KICK ASS, er, great followup.
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> Question: How do I become an immortal worm?  
> #trumpbookreport

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> God: Emperor of Dune
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> Srsly, need to become immortal worm NOW. @KellyannePolls? You know anybody?
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> #WaterOfLifeIsNotWater  
> #trumpbookreport

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> Heretics of Dune:
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> Confusion: Sexually dominant females take over universe with “super-sex powers” and this is a bad thing?  
> #trumpbookreport

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> Chapterhouse: Dune
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> Uuuhhhh. Did I read this one? Had something to do with the Bene witches, right? Boring!  
> #trumpbookreport

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> (Post-Herbert Dune): Brilliant! None of this matches what came before! I love it, confusion, chaos.  
> #MAGA  
> #trumpbookreport

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