# Clinton's add with sleeping children

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [February 29, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674 "2008-02-29T20:53:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/21 "2008-03-01T22:50:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Phlosphr]  
My sense is the ad will not sway anyone who wasn’t already going to vote for Clinton…  
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Probably not, but it lays the groundwork for McCain’s argument in the general election. And it does so in a critical swing state.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/22 "2008-03-01T22:53:22Z")

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She is going for fear. That is what Cheney and Bush worked on the American suckers. Scare them into anything including giving away their constitutional rights.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/23 "2008-03-01T23:05:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Phlosphr]  
Perhaps she’s thinking if she can’t have the white house, neither can Obama, and an ad that looks like McCains may subconsciously plant itself in peoples minds and everyone will vote republican…again. Just kidding…  
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I dunno. Surely it’s crossed her mind that she has some chance to try again in 2012 if McCain wins, but not if Obama wins…

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**Author:** ![Blake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@Blake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blake)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/24 "2008-03-02T01:48:20Z")

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Can we get a link to the real ad?

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/25 "2008-03-02T01:54:35Z")

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[Here ya go](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M70emIFxETs).

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**Author:** ![Blake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@Blake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blake)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/26 "2008-03-02T02:01:12Z")

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Much appreciated OtakuLoki.

My word, that certainly is a great MCcain ad.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/27 "2008-03-02T02:31:01Z")

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[Hillary has acted in a moment of crisis when, exactly?](http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2008/02/pregnant_pause.html)

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/28 "2008-03-02T04:45:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Indistinguishable]  
Why, what’s wrong with that link? It doesn’t go to the spoof ad that **elfkin** posted, even though it looks similar.  
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Huh. Now it does. Before it went to a page with a lot of videos and a note that I did not have the right to view them. Weird.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/29 "2008-03-02T06:15:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]  
[Hillary has acted in a moment of crisis when, exactly?](http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2008/02/pregnant_pause.html)  
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😃

Comedy gold.

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/30 "2008-03-02T07:46:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]  
[Hillary has acted in a moment of crisis when, exactly?](http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2008/02/pregnant_pause.html)  
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But Hillary _knows people_… especially the military staffers that are on duty at 3am (that most favored time of terrorist strikes). Just think about how a crisis would play out:

Hillary: (receives news of a crisis, calmly picks up the phone and calls a general she knows) Hi Tom, it’s Hillary… we’ve got a crisis in Azcrakistan… could you kindly rustle up some Delta Force troops for me? Thanks… Yes, Chelsea is doing good. Bill… well you know Bill… he’s still Bill…

VERSUS

Obama: (receives news of a crisis, totally loses his shit because he’s all inexperienced and stuff) General, I need troops in Upper Buttfuckistan right now!

General: What?! (think of the Chappelle show skits featuring Lil John)

Obama: Troops goddamn it! Right now!

General: What?! (long pause) Who is this?

Obama: THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED GODDAMN STATES AND I JUST GAVE YOU A FUCKING ORDER. TROOPS. NOW. GOD DAMN IT.

General: Hokay!

But Hillary smoothly avoids all that trouble. Because she _knows people_. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Ocean\_Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8797f3/32.png) [@Ocean\_Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ocean_Annie)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/31 "2008-03-02T08:03:27Z")

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Here is the original [Walter Mondale Red Phone](http://youtube.com/watch?v=3fu-2Ew1ijg) – Clinton is airing a transformation of the same ad.

[http://www.observer.com/2008/hillary-mondale-again](http://www.observer.com/2008/hillary-mondale-again)

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/32 "2008-03-02T08:43:07Z")

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I’ve begun to take notice that Obama’s eyes appear to be half shut quit often. I think the 25 generals and admirals who finally came out in the final hour to support Hillary are afraid that he won’t wake up to answer the red phone. Nothing like being in a crisis and you’re trying to get a hold of the boss.

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**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/33 "2008-03-02T09:23:20Z")

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[QUOTE=DWMarch]  
But Hillary _knows people_… especially the military staffers that are on duty at 3am (that most favored time of terrorist strikes). Just think about how a crisis would play out:

Hillary: (receives news of a crisis, calmly picks up the phone and calls a general she knows) Hi Tom, it’s Hillary… we’ve got a crisis in Azcrakistan… could you kindly rustle up some Delta Force troops for me? Thanks… Yes, Chelsea is doing good. Bill… well you know Bill… he’s still Bill…

VERSUS

Obama: (receives news of a crisis, totally loses his shit because he’s all inexperienced and stuff) General, I need troops in Upper Buttfuckistan right now!

General: What?! (think of the Chappelle show skits featuring Lil John)

Obama: Troops goddamn it! Right now!

General: What?! (long pause) Who is this?

Obama: THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED GODDAMN STATES AND I JUST GAVE YOU A FUCKING ORDER. TROOPS. NOW. GOD DAMN IT.

General: Hokay!

But Hillary smoothly avoids all that trouble. Because she _knows people_. :rolleyes:  
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Actually it makes me think of the Chappelle skit where the headlines read “asteroid heading to Earth: Its all the Black President’s Fault”. 😛

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/34 "2008-03-02T11:09:46Z")

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This ad is so bogus.  
What is Hillary trying to imply? That Obama will be out with the boyz in the hood stealing hubcaps when the call comes in?

And as much as I actually like Hillary, this reeks of a desperate moment in her campaign.

It was, however, nice of Karl Rove to give Hillary this idea for the ad prior to airing it for McCain in November.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/35 "2008-03-02T12:38:50Z")

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I’m glad that Obama responded so quickly. I am concerned about how long he can respond in his manner, at some point he may encounter the argument “the AUMF is ancient history. What’s your plan now?” It will be interesting to see if this gets Hillary any votes. We may not see it in any pre-election polling, but if there’s a significant swing on Tuesday it may have hit the target. Personally, I would have worded the Clinton ad a bit different. “It’s 3 am and the phone rings in the White House. Might as well let Hillary get it, she’ll be waiting up for Bill anyway.”

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/36 "2008-03-02T15:36:21Z")

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[QUOTE=DMark]  
It was, however, nice of Karl Rove to give Hillary this idea for the ad prior to airing it for McCain in November.  
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Not Rove, [Mondale](http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/03/01/clinton_employs_famous_mondale_ad_strategy/).

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/37 "2008-03-02T15:44:06Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
If someone understood the military, shouldn’t her [Senate web page](http://clinton.senate.gov/contact/webform.cfm)’s contact form list of name prefixes, which lists almost all possible officer ranks, have, maybe, more than just three enlisted ranks? It sure looks like she’s willing to listen to Zeros, but blueshirt scum shouldn’t bother to contact her.  
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I love that the list goes from Rabbi to Admiral.

Ship Ah-Oy!

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/38 "2008-03-02T15:52:34Z")

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Speaking of adds that won’t have the intended effect [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOa3sXjqE4&eurl=http://www.tmz.com/) might just be the worst possible endorcement ever.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/39 "2008-03-02T15:59:50Z")

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[QUOTE=DigitalC]  
Speaking of adds that won’t have the intended effect [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOa3sXjqE4&eurl=http://www.tmz.com/) might just be the worst possible endorcement ever.  
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Wow. An ad with clips from 20-and-30-year-old movies. How hip and edgy! That’ll get those young voters!

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clintons-add-with-sleeping-children/439674/40 "2008-03-02T16:01:10Z")

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[QUOTE=spoke-]  
Wow. An ad with clips from 20-and-30-year-old movies. How hip and edgy! That’ll get those young voters!  
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Its not just the age of the movies but the characters he chose to endorce her with, this are some of the evilest and craziest psychopaths hes ever played.

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