# Clit hood piercings

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 23, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262 "2004-12-23T02:01:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/1 "2004-12-23T02:01:50Z")

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While reading [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=292939) thread, **Macaroni and Schmese** mentioned clit hood piercings. It seems like an interesting idea. My 18th birthday is coming up in not too long (February!) and I figure that I have to do something a little crazy to commemorate it. Plus, I would love having another place to put jewelry (Right now, I have the traditional ear piercings, plus the cartilage pierced and a navel ring).

So, for those dopers who have this:  
Would you recommend it?  
How much does it hurt (if you know, compare to navel/cartilage piercing pain)?  
How long is the healing time?  
Do they make pretty sparkly jewlrey for it?

Thanks!

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### Author: ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/2 "2004-12-23T02:08:15Z")

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1. Preview is my friend. That should read “jewelry.”
2. I managed to put this in the wrong forum. It was supposed to go in IMHO. _sigh_

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### Author: ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/3 "2004-12-23T03:10:59Z")

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[Not Safe For Work Body Modification information](http://www.bmezine.com/)

BM ezine is a great site for reading about any particular mod you might want to make [or are terrified of, some of the ways people change themselves are horrifying to my sensibilities, like people who lop off parts=]

Nice part about it is each section has articles written by people about their mods, many with pictures [hence, not work safe.]

I just personally don’t like the idea of someone messing about my cootchie with anything sharp with an intent of _using_ it on me :eek:

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### Author: ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/4 "2004-12-23T03:22:04Z")

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I’ll do it! 🙂

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### Author: ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/5 "2004-12-23T04:11:14Z")

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From **aruvquan’s** link, re: hood piercings

> [@](#):
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> The piercing itself was the most painful sensation I’ve ever felt in my life but only lasted for about 3 seconds. After sliding the jewelry in and removing the clamps it didn’t hurt at all. It bled for the rest of the day and a little bit the next morning. (I’d recommend bringing a maxi pad if you’re getting this procedure done to prevent bleeding all over your pants and car seats.) It’s pretty painful but as soon as it’s done it doesn’t hurt anymore, unlike stretching your ears which throbs for several hours

A friend of mine was a trained and well-practiced… uh, “piercing technician”? (What exactly _is_ that job title?)

Her parlor did genital piercings. They have had clients _pass out_ from the pain of clitoral and hood piercing. Just to warn you, depending on how you’re built, it can _hurt_ and not like a navel ring hurt, but really, _really_ hurt. No two women are really built the same, so YMMV. It may be extremely painful but bearable, or so painful you faint.

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### Author: ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/6 "2004-12-23T04:50:11Z")

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Earlier thread on the topic:

> **[Dopers with Clitoral Piercings](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258768)**
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> I’m thinking about getting it done. I imagine it must hurt a lot. But I was worrying more about the dangers of damage to that area. And also the general rules on how long it has to be not touched and hygiene procedures. And horror stories would be...

Personally the whole idea of piercing anything below the waist gives me the heebie-jeebies… but go for it if that’s what you want.

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### Author: ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/7 "2004-12-23T17:16:15Z")

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> [@Eats\_Crayons](#):
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> From **aruvquan’s** link, re: hood piercingsA friend of mine was a trained and well-practiced… uh, “piercing technician”? (What exactly _is_ that job title?)
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> Her parlor did genital piercings. They have had clients _pass out_ from the pain of clitoral and hood piercing. Just to warn you, depending on how you’re built, it can _hurt_ and not like a navel ring hurt, but really, _really_ hurt. No two women are really built the same, so YMMV. It may be extremely painful but bearable, or so painful you faint.

I’ve heard that the cartilage is the most painful piercing, but does this one hurt more?

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### Author: ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/8 "2004-12-23T17:21:27Z")

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Do penis piercings result in greater sexual pleasure? Why do people get them, if this is not the case? Do vaginal piercings give a woman more pleasure?  
I’ve also wondered about woamen getting nipple rings…this is pretty sensitive tissue…and this must hurt! Is there any payoff for enduring all of that pain?

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### Author: ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/9 "2004-12-23T21:54:43Z")

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You should know that you have to be built in a certain way for this to work. Some people don’t have enough slack for the jewelry.

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### Author: ![Lost\_Horizon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/df788c/32.png) [@Lost\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost_Horizon)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/10 "2004-12-23T22:35:07Z")

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I’m convinced the only reason guys get their penis pierced is that it allows them an excuse to show it to people.

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### Author: ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/11 "2004-12-23T23:14:12Z")

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18? Sheesh, when I turned 18, my idea of adventurous celebration was going to the local bar for a drink. (Tells you how long ago it was.)

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From the old fuddy-duddy perspective, I'd say consider this carefully. That's an area of the body that you really don't want anything going wrong with. And sparkly? Just how many people are you expecting to be admiring your new piece of jewelry? I mean, with the lights on and all.
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### Author: ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/12 "2004-12-24T04:26:49Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> I just personally don’t like the idea of someone messing about my cootchie with anything sharp with an intent of _using_ it on me :eek:

Unless, y’know… you’re INTO this sort of thing :dubious:

😛

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### Author: ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2004, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/13 "2004-12-24T07:07:54Z")

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I just wanted to say that now I understand what the mens are talking about when they say that something them wince and cross their legs at the mere thought.

Great, now how am I going to walk to my bedroom ?  
Aye(ain’t nobody coming nowhere near my clit with a needle)sha

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### Author: ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/14 "2004-12-24T16:50:02Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> And sparkly? Just how many people are you expecting to be admiring your new piece of jewelry? I mean, with the lights on and all.

That was half joking, Finagle. Although I do love pretty jewelry, even if I am the only one who gets to see it.

Also, I’m beginning to think this might not be such a great idea- no sex for awhile, I can deal with that (it’s not like I’ve been getting any anyway lately), but I doubt I’d be able to go horseback riding. Which is my stress relief.

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### Author: ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/15 "2004-12-24T19:31:26Z")

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> [@Lost Horizon](#):
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> I’m convinced the only reason guys get their penis pierced is that it allows them an excuse to show it to people.

And I would say the same is true for women who do it.

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### Author: ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/16 "2004-12-24T20:39:44Z")

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> [@Soapbox Monkey](#):
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> And I would say the same is true for women who do it.

Ok, show of hands. How many Doper women have their penises pierced?

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### Author: ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/17 "2004-12-24T20:58:18Z")

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> [@chaoticdonkey](#):
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> Ok, show of hands. How many Doper women have their penises pierced?

I was laughing so hard I started coughing.

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### Author: ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/18 "2004-12-24T21:44:37Z")

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> [@chaoticdonkey](#):
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> Ok, show of hands. How many Doper women have their penises pierced?

Did I really need to specify?

You see, this thread is about piercings of the clitoral hood, which is a part of the female genitalia. Men, being the male counterpart to the female variety of the human species, also have genitals. But the male genitalia is called a penis. It is also possible for men to pierce their genitalia.

The comment was made that men who pierce their genitalia most likely do it just so that they would have the excuse to show it to someone. I made the comment that the same could likely be true for women, in that women who choose to get any type of genital piercings may be doing so just so that they can show it off to whomever they may be with at that time.

Hope that cleared it up. I’ll try not to confuse you next time. 😛

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### Author: ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/19 "2004-12-25T03:10:49Z")

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I know. It was just funny to me to read about women’s penises being pierced.

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### Author: ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clit-hood-piercings/281262/20 "2004-12-25T06:18:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Also, I’m beginning to think this might not be such a great idea- no sex for awhile, I can deal with that (it’s not like I’ve been getting any anyway lately), but I doubt I’d be able to go horseback riding. Which is my stress relief.

Look on the bright side - you’d have something to tie the reins to.

\<ducking and running\>

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