# Closed threads coming undone?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closed-threads-coming-undone/37922>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [October 23, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closed-threads-coming-undone/37922 "2000-10-23T01:01:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closed-threads-coming-undone/37922/21 "2000-10-26T15:53:53Z")

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Quick, UncleBeer. Run for your life. See, **I** know what a Swiss Rub is, and it ain’t pretty, dammit.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closed-threads-coming-undone/37922/22 "2000-10-26T16:00:47Z")

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Swiss Rub? Never hoid of it. Spill it Mr. Cold F. Ire.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closed-threads-coming-undone/37922/23 "2000-10-26T16:37:29Z")

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I can’t reveal all the details (and boy, they are gory!), Arnold would kill me. Suffice it to say that it involves a large Alpenhorn being shoved up your rear. And that’s BEFORE they bring on the purple Milka cow.

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