# Closeted Nut of the Week: Andrew Shirvell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closeted-nut-of-the-week-andrew-shirvell/568980>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 25, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closeted-nut-of-the-week-andrew-shirvell/568980 "2011-01-25T23:04:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closeted-nut-of-the-week-andrew-shirvell/568980/61 "2012-08-18T01:32:12Z")

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Fixed up your link for you, **Ca3799**.

So, Shirvell has made a very poorly considered legal move that’s ended up ruining him?

Now there’s two things he has in common with Oscar Wilde.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closeted-nut-of-the-week-andrew-shirvell/568980/62 "2012-08-18T01:41:25Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> I find it interesting that the AP story you linked only calls Shirvell’s blog an “anti-gay blog.”
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> The blog was called _ **Chris Armstrong Watch** _! What would he have had to call his blog in order for them to recognize it targeted one guy?

_**The Christ Armstrong Watch (I really only have a huge hard-on for this one gay guy) Blog**_

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closeted-nut-of-the-week-andrew-shirvell/568980/63 "2012-08-18T01:49:03Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> So, Shirvell has made a very poorly considered legal move that’s ended up ruining him?
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> Now there’s two things he has in common with Oscar Wilde.

Golf clap.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closeted-nut-of-the-week-andrew-shirvell/568980/64 "2012-08-18T10:24:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
Now there’s two things he has in common with Oscar Wilde.  
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The other being a confidence in his own genius?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closeted-nut-of-the-week-andrew-shirvell/568980/65 "2012-08-20T02:06:31Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Just saw an update to this story and thought it might be fun to share:
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> Asshole Andrew Shirvell has been ordered to [pay $4.5 million](http://news.yahoo.com/lawyer-ordered-pay-4-5m-gay-u-m-222810693.html) to the gay student he attacked as a Michigan assistant attorney general (he’s since been fired).
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> One more for the good guys! 😉

Good.

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**Author:** ![Bouncer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@Bouncer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bouncer)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/closeted-nut-of-the-week-andrew-shirvell/568980/66 "2012-08-20T06:28:09Z")

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> [@Trion](#):
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> Any University really. But not a community college. That’s a totally different protocol.
> 
> And I should know. I’ve been snubbed by all the best gay orgies.

That’s because they question your gay credentials. Hey don’t blame me, I’m not even gay and I heard about your “homosexuality-lite” issue. So it’s your own fault really.

Regards,  
-Bouncer-

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