# Clown Porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 20, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061 "2005-02-20T21:13:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/1 "2005-02-20T21:13:09Z")
[What would Bozo do?](http://xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=7542) Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/2 "2005-02-20T21:24:56Z")
Surely you jest. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/3 "2005-02-20T21:26:55Z")
I got something you can pitch a tent on, right over here. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/4 "2005-02-20T21:27:48Z")
Well, I recommend going to the Ramco website and watching the trailer for the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/5 "2005-02-20T21:28:11Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Surely you jest. She’s perfectly serious. And stop calling her “Surely”. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/6 "2005-02-20T21:39:21Z")
> [@Xbiz](#): > > “It’s a spoof on old police movies and television shows – except with clowns having sex and everything,” Spoto said. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/7 "2005-02-20T21:54:23Z")
If clowns don’t scare you, Naked clowns copulating surely will! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/8 "2005-02-20T22:02:18Z")
> [@](#): > > What would Bozo do? He’d be masturbating like a motherfuck, of course! ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/9 "2005-02-20T22:05:14Z")
What would Cookie not do? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/10 "2005-02-20T22:23:03Z")
So now there are 15 clowns _screwing_ in the back seat of the tiny car? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/11 "2005-02-20T22:26:00Z")
But what about the poor, innocent mimes who are drawn into the clown porn industry, then used, misused and thown out on the scrap heap of life? For the love of Marcel, won’t anyone think of the mimes? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/12 "2005-02-20T22:28:14Z")
What would Side Show Bob do? ---
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/13 "2005-02-20T22:30:43Z")
Someone should turn [Frenchy](http://www.nickbakay.com/archives/evil_clown/) loose on this crew, he would turn them into his little bitches in no time. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/14 "2005-02-20T22:36:31Z")
Uh, some of those banner ads are definitely NSFW. That said, as long as the [hot clown](http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/big.htm) from _Big Comfy Couch_ is in on the action, I’m there. Yeah, baby. What? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/15 "2005-02-20T22:41:52Z")
_Q: How many porno clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?_ A: That was such a loaded question. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/16 "2005-02-20T22:48:33Z")
All I know is I don’t want to be in the audience. At a _regular_ circus, the clown (with the flower lapel) squirts you with _water_. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/17 "2005-02-20T22:52:20Z")
“Lady, that’s a vagina, not a clown car!” ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/18 "2005-02-20T23:11:01Z")
You know what they say about a clown with big feet. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/19 "2005-02-20T23:49:44Z")
Note: there is an advert on this site that is not work-friendly. At least when I went to it, there was. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061/20 "2005-02-20T23:52:00Z")
I don’t see what the big deal is. **Clown Fuckers** has been around for many years. My friends rented it, but sadly I was away for the weekend. Apparently, it was a rather dull adult movie, with copious use of the phrase “Quit clownin’ around.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clown-porn/291061.md?page=2)