# Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say

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**Created:** [August 31, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567 "2016-08-31T14:27:24Z")\
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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Ok, this is clearly a publicity stunt for some lame-ass movie. Or maybe to influence your vote in this election.

It’s a Youtube thing. People dress up as clowns to frighten people, record it, then post it on Youtube.  
[https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=clown+prank](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=clown+prank)

This guy is doing it to sell clown costumes.

He has a link selling costumes in his video description.

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/242 "2016-10-03T01:30:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Police Chief James F. Cummings posted notices around town warning people to expect a violent response if they don the joker’s garb. “If someone sees you dressed like this they have the right to defend themselves,” the announcements said. “It is not normal for clowns to be running around like idiots all year long. I will stand behind anyone who feels they need to protect themselves from these so-called clowns. So, to sum it all up, if you run around in a clown suit, you should probably expect for citizens to beat you (for their own protection), then get arrested by police.”

> **[Cop Issues Warning: 'If You Run Around in a Clown Suit, You Should Probably...](https://reason.com/2016/09/28/cop-issues-warning-if-you-run-around-in/)**
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> Professional clowns fear profiling, vigilantes.

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/243 "2016-10-03T02:09:44Z")

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Sociopathic evil clowns? The Insane Clown Posse’s music is more addictive than I thought!

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I live in suburban St. Louis. I got this email today from my son’s school district. Subject: Clown Hoax.

> [@](#):
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> Parents and Staff,
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> We became aware today of an online threat to a number of schools in the St. Louis County area that appears to be related to the national craze of creepy clown hoaxes and sightings. While we have not been able to confirm that any XXXXXXXX schools are specifically mentioned, we are taking the posting seriously and assisting the police in their investigation.
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> School will be held as usual tomorrow, but as a precaution we will have an increased security presence around our campuses. We will continue to monitor the situation and take whatever steps are necessary to ensure the safety and security of our students and staff.

What a bizarre fad. Are all these bozos acting independently, or is this being encouraged and coordinated in the bowels of 4chan or something? Just…odd.

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> …  
> What a bizarre fad. Are all these bozos acting independently, or is this being encouraged and coordinated in the bowels of 4chan or something? Just…odd.

It’s Youtube.

> [@davidm](#):
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> It’s a Youtube thing. People dress up as clowns to frighten people, record it, then post it on Youtube.  
> [https://www.youtube.com/results?search\_query=clown+prank](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=clown+prank)
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> This guy is doing it to sell clown costumes.
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> He has a link selling costumes in his video description.

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/246 "2016-10-03T05:08:10Z")

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I don’t think all this activity is directly related to any YouTube videos. Reports of things like this initially spread due to mass hysteria. The first reports came from South Carolina where people claimed “clowns” we’re trying to lure children into wooded area near an apartment complex. Significantly, no arrests were ever made and no real evidence was found to substantiate the reports. From there reports began to pop up up in other areas of similar activity.  
Stories like this date back to at least 1981.  
[http://www.blumhouse.com/2016/01/04/when-pennywise-was-real-the-phantom-clown-scare-of-1981/](http://www.blumhouse.com/2016/01/04/when-pennywise-was-real-the-phantom-clown-scare-of-1981/)

> **["Phantom Clowns" Have Been Terrorizing The US Since 1981](https://www.vocativ.com/356953/creepy-clown-sightings/)**
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> A recent spate of creepy clown sightings isn't the first in U.S history

This roughly coincides with the Stranger Danger fears of the early 80’s. Also, compare these clown reports with the Satanic Panic of the 80’s.  
Of course people have taken these reports and fears as an opportunity to run around with clown masks and post threats on Facebook, etc. because they think it will be a fun prank. The initial reports, though, can almost certainly be attributed to mass hysteria and panic.

> **[Mass psychogenic illness](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria)**
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> Mass psychogenic illness (MPI), also called mass sociogenic illness, mass psychogenic disorder, epidemic hysteria, or mass hysteria, involves the spread of illness symptoms through a population where there is no infectious agent responsible for contagion. It is the rapid spread of illness signs and symptoms affecting members of a cohesive group, originating from a nervous system disturbance involving excitation, loss, or alteration of function, whereby physical complaints that are exhibited un MP...

> **[Moral panic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_panic)**
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> A moral panic is a widespread feeling of fear, often an irrational one, that some evil person or thing threatens the values, interests, or well-being of a community or society.\[page needed\] It is "the process of arousing social concern over an issue", usually perpetuated by moral entrepreneurs and mass media coverage, and exacerbated by politicians and lawmakers. Moral panic can give rise to new laws aimed at controlling the community. 
> Stanley Cohen, who developed the term, states that moral ...

> **[Satanic Panic](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Satanic_Panic)**
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> In sociology, Satanic Panic is a phenomenon characterized by widespread fear about the presence of Satanic ritual abuse in one's community, state, or country. The recent phenomenon of Satanic Panic originated during the 1970s\[note 1\] and gained...

> **[Stranger danger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_danger)**
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> "Stranger danger" is the idea or warning that all strangers can potentially be dangerous. The phrase is intended to encapsulate the danger associated with adults whom children do not know. The phrase has found widespread usage and many children will hear it during their childhood. Many books, films and public service announcements have been devoted to helping children remember this advice. 
> Although there are other dangers such as kidnapping for ransom, the main threat with which stranger dang...

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[Clowns invade Idaho](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.ktvb.com/amp//news/local/nampa-police-stop-looking-for-creepy-clowns/328500437&ved=0ahUKEwjLioWq9b3PAhVIbD4KHc3dD6EQqUMIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNHDBb1OddnqaURhnnaWfCcb5VZ08A&sig2=Ck6Gp1BIf3_vXu8Ezt-gWg)

[Run!](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://wpxi.relaymedia.com/amp/news/woman-says-she-saw-clown-approaching-3-screaming-girls-in-russellton/452751519&ved=0ahUKEwjLioWq9b3PAhVIbD4KHc3dD6EQqUMIJjAD&usg=AFQjCNHbsGbgLQB2oMfoOP7VTc_UvBgxZQ&sig2=wXkzoWE2CfAVIdgPKmL4WQ)

[Clowns in Washington State](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/local/article105232861.html&ved=0ahUKEwiYkKCR973PAhUEPT4KHf-jAXAQqG8IIjAC&usg=AFQjCNGjwAu0QRRw4XyyH6Qzv3O4-bFHuw&sig2=sQTScLt2dfcEZq_JLrLfRw)

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/248 "2016-10-03T14:30:52Z")

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[Yelling North Texas clown](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/tarrant-county/resident-calls-fort-worth-police-to-report-mysterious-clown-sighting/328548105&ved=0ahUKEwixgL3W5r7PAhXGzz4KHcHaAfAQqG8IOzAK&usg=AFQjCNHXEu_b9FO-3S7cUm5yTvVeYd8gJw&sig2=IQZwxecvnXMQ90gE58TW0A)

[How to respond to a rogue clown](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://amp.usatoday.com/story/91458502/&ved=0ahUKEwixgL3W5r7PAhXGzz4KHcHaAfAQqUMIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNH1jNC2cjgwyTJGNAmRQkYbwcEnkg&sig2=jpoinPTLe0nF0oeitfd0Bg)

[Ghost Clown walking railroad tracks at night](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.kens5.com/amp//news/local/creepy-clown-spotted-walking-railroad-tracks-in-southeast-san-antonio/328499686&ved=0ahUKEwiQjfOW677PAhUBCT4KHf-nDbEQqUMIJjAD&usg=AFQjCNHIolrv0u_OkrfJJMnq0OIbZkR70A&sig2=isYrCvV2D0_-wogORd0myg)

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[South Dakota](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.kotatv.com/content/news/Clown-scare-creeps-into-Rapid-City-395142631.html&ved=0ahUKEwippJjD_b7PAhUFOT4KHV1FBtEQFghEMAo&usg=AFQjCNESqSf8XwXsErGvVp-jOpwgsbVZyw&sig2=qluwYzjROfAfvtigpg9BYA)

[Nebraska](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.nptelegraph.com/news/local_news/creepy-clown-sightings-likely-just-funny-business/article_d3fc5d00-8852-11e6-ad4b-db4ccaeade7b.html&ved=0ahUKEwiE5arr_r7PAhWEOz4KHSCxDxwQqG8IGzAA&usg=AFQjCNFrtgZB2RuAOW0XtOKNPh-smZVc9Q&sig2=8scXSAXL-mrPBK_0yKYJRQ)

[Oklahoma](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://koco.relaymedia.com/amp/news/facebook-filled-with-reports-of-creepy-clown-sightings-in-southwest-oklahoma-city/41930688&ved=0ahUKEwi70qON_77PAhUHyT4KHZRhDugQiJQBCBswAA&usg=AFQjCNGMhLC0uYFp0rqcphR68DsTD4c6fw&sig2=S2TWULk5PUSu5tTdHRpQjw)

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/250 "2016-10-04T05:09:50Z")

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[Probably faked video](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://brobible.com/life/article/clown-in-the-woods/amp/&ved=0ahUKEwjMpbe1qcDPAhWI2yYKHRc6DyoQqUMIKTAE&usg=AFQjCNEa9OkMG77vYgZWuooc_7cPr9tdjg&sig2=yTDHPomt9zl3q8Ek29Jq8A)

[Connecticut](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://wtnh.com/2016/10/03/disturbing-clown-account-threatens-new-haven-schools-on-instagram/amp/&ved=0ahUKEwjMpbe1qcDPAhWI2yYKHRc6DyoQqUMINTAI&usg=AFQjCNEMUDcNleCky-Tq8ajltMMysT_mHA&sig2=HQl9_Q6GkQzxeITjdxG7Qg)

[New Hampshire](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.wmur.com/news/police-investigate-after-clown-sighting-reported-at-unh/41944336&ved=0ahUKEwjMpbe1qcDPAhWI2yYKHRc6DyoQqG8IOzAK&usg=AFQjCNHxYKtzjJss9RP1fUeB-DbLP0ifrg&sig2=d_DJdUyMY6zjjwkG20Tgmw)

[Utah](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://kutv.com/news/local/clown-related-threats-cause-two-ogden-schools-to-lock-out-visitors&ved=0ahUKEwj7jvDSqsDPAhXBSSYKHUXJCHIQqG8IGzAA&usg=AFQjCNFOo4GVPLD_KBSBp-SVgnBTU_d9Hg&sig2=iLnmRNOFffkpRPHQAbl8wg)

[Massachusetts](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.westernmassnews.com/story/33299208/video-of-clown-in-agawam-goes-viral&ved=0ahUKEwik6ca1q8DPAhXK5CYKHU8PBloQqG8IHjAB&usg=AFQjCNGEI57DEyo0GnnX95DV8HMI98opjQ&sig2=C-Q3Gny-YBlwj24zgtXIFg)

[Delaware](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2016/10/03/delaware-clown-sightings/91463920/&ved=0ahUKEwiE15fNrMDPAhXB5yYKHb7DA9gQqG8IGzAA&usg=AFQjCNGF8Jy1luwbzZacKwF1UC0y_GZ2jQ&sig2=sAyB1Fq0ZVS_cN_MxibWXQ)

[New Mexico](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.newswest9.com/story/33305662/hobbs-police-department-receiving-numerous-reports-of-possible-clown-sightings&ved=0ahUKEwjai_rvrcDPAhVCOyYKHSYqDEcQqG8IHjAB&usg=AFQjCNHhSPWIaGECgDfDIc_BrL_2bNEiXw&sig2=lc_UUHrypT6652l3RXGlvA)

[California](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.pe.com/articles/people-814896-dressing-popular.html&ved=0ahUKEwiTpbqlr8DPAhXHwiYKHXWZDdAQFghdMBE&usg=AFQjCNHzyELXlPum6fAHgqcyE9gVSjGT2g&sig2=9zSnh3UOxjZ-66bGDQy0tA)

[Nevada](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.kolotv.com/content/news/Las-Vegas-High-school-students-threatened-by-creepy-clown-on-Facebook-395566051.html&ved=0ahUKEwjYo6y4sMDPAhWBdiYKHZdSD7wQqG8I0AEwFw&usg=AFQjCNHdHCC_5VaRVx6R0kvdR9wmg-SW1g&sig2=wD_seYkuGPZFfwafG9oLuA)  
So, by my accounting, the only states left to have not been hit by clowns are Maine, Vermont, Rhode Island, North Dakota, Montana, Minnesota, Iowa, Wyoming, Alaska, and Hawaii.

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[Clown riot occurring at Penn State](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://heavy.com/news/2016/10/creepy-clowns-penn-state-riot-lock-down-campus-college-threatening-video-pennsylvania/amp/&ved=0ahUKEwiz4aD5xMDPAhWBcSYKHfPkAI4QqUMIIzAC&usg=AFQjCNFHtHKvYoFGWbntI_ANYlqxeUpQ-w&sig2=BMNW8GbYyS6emBgXpKc8SA)

I check the news sites for clown reports every few hours. There are always more. Unbelievable.

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are mimes clowns? I’ve been followed by an American living in Dublin a few times in the past , he was a real oddball, gradually progressed to mime , it’s a slippery slope to clowndom? clownhood? I’m sure:confused:

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[Scratch Maine off the “unclowned” list](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://wmtw.relaymedia.com/amp/article/clown-sightings-reported-in-orono/4482297&ved=0ahUKEwiDwuPjtcHPAhXI6yYKHex_AOwQqUMILzAG&usg=AFQjCNHUbEpQveFyXPgAneKGYItOJ_QaxA&sig2=_pfYTO9HtNWn7SK71NrJKQ)

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We have unconfirmed reports, calls to 911 and a blurry picture of a guy in a clown suit showing up on the local news here in Portland, Oregon. When did [_Killer Klowns From Outer Space_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Klowns_from_Outer_Space) become a fucking documentary? I weep.

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[I had such hope for Iowa. Middle America common sense and all. Alas](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.press-citizen.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2016/10/04/university-iowa-police-notify-campus-clown-sightings/91534690/&ved=0ahUKEwi-vKG1usHPAhWB54MKHQnzAPgQqG8IHzAC&usg=AFQjCNEvc7AoduMBRXjKBSPzklv1rCUCow&sig2=ImCnnjCOap--4p3uPiT6rA)

Only a handful of states now without some kind of clown activity. The response has been way more scary than the clowns themselves.

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These idiots would be scared of their own shadow…and please don’t spread that around-it would probably start a “Shadow Panic!!”

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> These idiots would be scared of their own shadow…and please don’t spread that around-it would probably start a “Shadow Panic!!”

Yikes. I was walking by the woods near sunset and saw a shadow. I told my friends and they came over and saw shadows too. But when the police got there a bit later they found nothing. Weird.

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/258 "2016-10-04T16:21:10Z")

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[Smart Utah Police advice](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/police-in-utah-recommend-against-shooting-random-clowns.amp&ved=0ahUKEwi7zo3IxcHPAhUB7yYKHY3rDfgQqUMIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNHiDf-L-y6MN0rVP7ukxsR-wRZGSA&sig2=2waeswbCkvt9S6YFln2jQw)

[Though is this why Wyoming is still clownless?](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://mycountry955.com/why-havent-any-creepy-clowns-been-spotted-in-wyoming/&ved=0ahUKEwiphaWgxsHPAhUD4SYKHao4BJoQFghTMA0&usg=AFQjCNGMH6nP9DZ4roMXCnwGlyXnUCLj2w&sig2=xg5eX5f5utY8gLH_ha7neQ)

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/259 "2016-10-04T16:33:01Z")

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I so want to do an outdoor performance of [Godspell](https://www.google.com/search?q=godspell+movie+photos&biw=1164&bih=835&tbm=isch&imgil=imGCfBS3LpUzPM%253A%253BU93HDOTqjUf8fM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.pinterest.com%25252Fcsbugg%25252Fgodspell%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=imGCfBS3LpUzPM%253A%252CU93HDOTqjUf8fM%252C_&usg=__rzkJSYmsf4sYgE1l8ACsbgEVf6Q%3D&ved=0ahUKEwjc4LLVycHPAhVEpx4KHfoDBEgQyjcINw&ei=k9nzV5zLBcTOevqHkMAE#imgrc=imGCfBS3LpUzPM%3A)

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/260 "2016-10-04T16:46:01Z")

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It’s spread to the uk.  
[https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/children-distressed-clowns-leaping-undergrowth-11978977.amp?client=safari](https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/children-distressed-clowns-leaping-undergrowth-11978977.amp?client=safari)

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