# Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567 "2016-08-31T14:27:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/341 "2016-10-21T05:31:18Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> [Here is a really bizarre one from Cambodia](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/creepy-clown-blown-up-after-9089217.amp&ved=0ahUKEwjViu6F9-nPAhUJMj4KHV8TB2cQqUMIIDAB&usg=AFQjCNGbEw_UheJJW1eQvDS9tMyeoztEZw&sig2=8EN36v0olDBsHOF33fJYtQ)

Damn. This is becoming like an episode of \*Black Mirror \*. Fucking internet.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/342 "2016-10-21T16:16:11Z")

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[New poll](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/www.vox.com/platform/amp/2016/10/21/13321536/clown-scare-sightings-2016&ved=0ahUKEwialPi4pOzPAhUH4D4KHUm4DZYQqUMIIDAB&usg=AFQjCNG7CO9Sn9ciJXerJJ2XhqHrASKGAA&sig2=B9jPLiJ4nbsL7mu_SOkcdg)shows Americans more afraid of clowns than terrorists or death.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/343 "2016-10-22T19:35:13Z")

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Googling [Krusty the Clown porn](https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=krusty+the+clown+porn) brings about 211,000 results. NO WAY I am clicking on any of them.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/344 "2016-10-23T00:19:05Z")

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I didn’t know that Lisa was into that.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/345 "2016-10-24T19:08:48Z")

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The creepy clown panic of 2016 now has its own [Wiki page](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_clown_sightings&ved=0ahUKEwjolpeJkfTPAhVEVyYKHey-At0QFggnMAQ&usg=AFQjCNHdnTTi4r7JPAfiSk_Oe7hjl_amOQ&sig2=z9vwxZpIGtbY2JmhHo4hWw).

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/346 "2016-10-24T19:38:11Z")

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What interesting times we live in!

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/347 "2016-10-27T06:49:34Z")

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[Many more clowns](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6cU0LXCXsDo)

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/348 "2016-10-29T17:28:39Z")

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[Just a few short days until this is all supposedly all over](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/martin-county/2016/10/28/some-concerned-over-creepy-clown-sightings-and-halloween/92882356/&ved=0ahUKEwibwuTBwoDQAhWBQSYKHdMeANUQqG8IGzAA&usg=AFQjCNGE3x6OaW7yT9NZ78u5QAqIB4PTAQ&sig2=RQEBMmYRVPUtSKOi3UEZKA).

I think it is quite understandable to be concerned about violence as the long awaited day approaches. Both sides seem more interested in their extreme points of view. But on just a few days people are going to have to make a choice (though it is hard to see how anyone could be undecided at this point). Let’s just hope people making their costume selection can be safe and afterwards good clowns and good non-clowns can put aside their differences for the benefit of our country as a whole.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/349 "2016-10-29T18:11:39Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> [Just a few short days until this is all supposedly all over](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/martin-county/2016/10/28/some-concerned-over-creepy-clown-sightings-and-halloween/92882356/&ved=0ahUKEwibwuTBwoDQAhWBQSYKHdMeANUQqG8IGzAA&usg=AFQjCNGE3x6OaW7yT9NZ78u5QAqIB4PTAQ&sig2=RQEBMmYRVPUtSKOi3UEZKA).
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> I think it is quite understandable to be concerned about violence as the long awaited day approaches. Both sides seem more interested in their extreme points of view. But on just a few days people are going to have to make a choice (though it is hard to see how anyone could be undecided at this point). Let’s just hope people making their costume selection can be safe and afterwards good clowns and good non-clowns can put aside their differences for the benefit of our country as a whole.

There are people quoted in that article stating that they’ll be carrying guns on Halloween and threatening to shoot clowns. That kind of paranoia is probably more dangerous than any idiot in a clown costume.

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clowns-in-woods-try-to-lure-children-with-money-residents-say/764567/350 "2016-10-31T04:49:18Z")

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Rumors of clown “purge” on Halloween.

> **['Clown Purge' on Halloween?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/clown-purge-on-halloween/)**
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> The social media clown panic has inevitably merged with "purge" rumors, just in time for Halloween.

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