# Clueless Idiots:  The Nobel Committee

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 9, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175 "2009-10-09T10:53:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/41 "2009-10-09T14:16:30Z")

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> [@St.Anger](#):
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> I think the nomination was well deserved, and Obama’s efforts to reach out to other world leaders clinched the deal. Of COURSE its a reaction to George W. Bush, as it is clear Obama has no intentions of starting wars with other countries under false pretenses, setting up secret prisons overseas, holding prisoners without due process.or refusing to negotiate with world leaders we don’t like.
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You know that Obama was the guy who left that fake parking ticket on your truck in the parking lot that time right ? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/42 "2009-10-09T14:27:01Z")

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Don’t think of it as the committee disliking George W. Bush alone; think of it as the committee being collectively hopeful that a militarily belligerent and dangerous political party may finally be out of power in the US, and by peaceful means.

Disagree with it as you will, this is how much of the world has seen us for the past 10 years.

> [@Billdo](#):
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> On the other hand, I hope they get video of Glenn Beck’s head exploding when he hears the news.

Well, there won’t be time to reassemble the LCROSS team to spectral analyze the vapor cloud for signs of gray matter…

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**Author:** ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/43 "2009-10-09T14:33:42Z")

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Another Obama fan disappointed in this pick. [Baba Amte](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Amte) was Nobel material. Obama is in charge of 2 wars.

Count me in as another person who thinks this is a backhanded compliment/commentary to Americans for electing someone with a liberal outlook. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![SecondJudith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@SecondJudith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecondJudith)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/44 "2009-10-09T14:50:42Z")

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I linked this in the GD thread, but I thought this shed some light on the (initially puzzling) award.

[AP: Common misconceptions about the Nobel Peace Prize](http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j1_QF_M_HvZAOpRa9UGcm5CbA-1gD9B7HDR80)

> [@AP](#):
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> Myth: The prize is awarded to recognize efforts for peace, human rights and democracy only after they have proven successful.
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> **More often, the prize is awarded to encourage those who receive it to see the effort through, sometimes at critical moments.**

It seems to be a carrot to keep him on the “right track”, as well as some high-profile public pressure to do the same.

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**Author:** ![SecondJudith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@SecondJudith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecondJudith)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/45 "2009-10-09T14:53:59Z")

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Double post.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/46 "2009-10-09T14:58:43Z")

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> [@St.Anger](#):
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> …it is clear Obama has no intentions of starting wars with other countries under false pretenses…

Neither do I. Can I have a Nobel Peace Prize, too?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/47 "2009-10-09T15:00:29Z")

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> [@St.Anger](#):
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> The reason Obama is getting the Peace Prize is because unlike many American xenophobes he has a much more enlightened vision of world affairs than Billy Bob hiding in the bomb shelter he built under his trailer, curled up with the shotgun waitin’ for the Commies to come.

He is being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for having a vision of not being a redneck stereotype despite the massive handicap of being American?? Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/48 "2009-10-09T15:00:54Z")

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> [@SecondJudith](#):
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> It seems to be a carrot to keep him on the “right track”, as well as some high-profile public pressure to do the same.

What does he get when he “finishes the effort”? A promotion to the Chemistry laureates?

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/49 "2009-10-09T15:02:15Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> I see nothing wrong with it. Obama has a record unblemished by any homicide convictions. And it’s nice to see someone born in Africa win it.

Well, if you put it that way it sounds reasonable. 😃

> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> Wow. Highly premature, to say the least.

You don’t say. Are their faces gonna be red when the guy starts instituting death panels, killing grannies and children with Down S. , assassinating political opponents and sending them to prisoner camps, organizing school children to praise his glory and turning all around into that other guy whose name I forget. Mark my words.

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**Author:** ![SecondJudith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@SecondJudith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecondJudith)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/50 "2009-10-09T15:07:34Z")

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I’m not sure I believe there is such a thing a as “finishing” the peace effort, or that the Nobel Committee does, either.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/51 "2009-10-09T15:09:48Z")

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Sorry, guys, it was all a typo. President Obama actually was just awarded the Nobel \*\*Piece \*\*Prize (I’d Like to Break Me Off A, Mmm Mmm).

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/52 "2009-10-09T15:15:43Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> You know who else won the Nobel Peace Prize?
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> Oh, wait, never mind.

Believe it or not, he was actually nominated…by Gertrude Stein, of all people!  
Seriously, **elucidator** , I don’t think anyone’s saying it’s an insult so much as just lame. I mean, I voted for the guy, and I like him too. But for the Peace Prize, he’s kind of a light weight.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/53 "2009-10-09T15:15:53Z")

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> [@SecondJudith](#):
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> I’m not sure I believe there is such a thing a as “finishing” the peace effort, or that the Nobel Committee does, either.

I’d say death is a pretty clearly demarcated finish line.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/54 "2009-10-09T15:17:08Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Neither do I. Can I have a Nobel Peace Prize, too?

Yes, just get elected president  
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or bomb Cambodia.

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**Author:** ![SecondJudith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@SecondJudith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecondJudith)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/55 "2009-10-09T15:17:09Z")

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The Nobel Committee doesn’t give posthumous awards any more.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/56 "2009-10-09T15:18:17Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> No. The black guy with the good looking wife with the bangin’ booty.

Still Tiger Woods

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/57 "2009-10-09T15:18:40Z")

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I didn’t know they gave it to organizations – perhaps they could have done that this year?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/58 "2009-10-09T15:18:51Z")

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From what I heard, the deadline for nominating someone for the Nobel prize was two weeks after the inauguration.

Lots of Hope going on there. What a flipping joke.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/59 "2009-10-09T15:21:23Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> From what I heard, the deadline for nominating someone for the Nobel prize was two weeks after the inauguration.
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> Lots of Hope going on there. What a flipping joke.

No, the award seems to be for _not_ being the flipping joke we had before.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/clueless-idiots-the-nobel-committee/513175/60 "2009-10-09T15:23:14Z")

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No, it cheapens the accomplishment. This whole thing is a politically motivated farce.

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