clutzy bosses

My editor apparently bought some new shoes but I think he’s still learning to “walk” with them on… He’s tripped while walking to and from his desk about three times and just a minute ago, he was opening the door to the men’s room, tripped, and fell over onto the floor… bwha ha ha!

(guess I should go see if he’s alright… nah)

Yeah. What is it with editors and new shoes? The jokes write themselves. But a mail clerk and new shoes? Wouldn’t be as funny. Unless mail went flying into the can. Hey, maybe we can work this into something after all! Got a blue pencil on you?