# C'mon in here and get laid!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 13, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289 "2000-06-13T23:07:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/1 "2000-06-13T23:07:21Z")
Judgeing by some of the posts I’ve seen lately, we seem to be a sexualy frustrated MB. Well, If everybody is dying to get laid, it seems to me that a soultion would be to GET TOGETHER.( and then slink off and make pig noises )So, here’s the rules. Post what you want/what you are willing to do. Shop among the other posts. Look for a match. Get together. BOINK! Take photos. Post photos. Help the rest of us clean off our keyboards.:D;)Have fun!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/2 "2000-06-13T23:15:19Z")
Dave, I hate you.
😉
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/3 "2000-06-13T23:21:22Z")
Oh, I needed a good laugh. Not that we don’t take you seriously, dave . . . as a passive heterosexual male, there isn’t really much I wouldn’t do so long as it’s relatively pain-free and not disgusting . . . well, then I guess there is a good deal I wouldn’t do. Oh well. You had your chance.
If anyone wants me I’ll be locked in the bathroom with some old SDMB threads.
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/4 "2000-06-13T23:24:55Z")
I’m still hopeing to eulogise you in the Silverdome 😉
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### Author:  [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/5 "2000-06-13T23:32:10Z")
Slipping quietly into the room, purplebear looks around for Mr Bear…
Not seeing him, she turns to go…
I miss you, my dearest love…
I’ll just hide over here in the corner, on the chance he comes by… Carry on,folks…
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/6 "2000-06-13T23:34:27Z")
I don’t want a woman. Ms. Blankie is all I need.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/7 "2000-06-13T23:35:56Z")
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So is THAT what Rosy Palm and her five sisters are called these days?
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/8 "2000-06-13T23:49:20Z")
No, Ms. Blankie is my blanket, and she doesn’t have any sisters, just polka-dots. You’re thinking of Mr. Fist. But Mr. Fist doesn’t have any sisters. Or friends for that matter. Most people don’t like Mr. Fist, he’s mean.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/9 "2000-06-13T23:50:05Z")
Most guys won’t post here 'cause they would appear too desperate. I, fortunately, have no such predilection.
I’ve been at sea now four days shy of four months. I’ve got another two months to go. I have no one to come home to.
By the time I get home, I will be ready to “boink” any willing woman. Hopefully my panache, rugged-good looks, witty personality and service dress white uniform (with medals) will assist me in my quest to get laid.
So I feel no shame in raising my hand and saying, “Yes, **weirddave** , I am horny enough to post in your thread.”
As to following up with pics, I’ll leave that to the lucky lady!
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### Author:  [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/10 "2000-06-14T00:03:08Z")
Hey Chief 😉
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/11 "2000-06-14T00:08:08Z")
Well, it’s no surprise…it’s been way too long for this chick.
Requirements?
Truck
Dinner
Music
Condoms
Massage Oil
King Suite in a hotel
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### Author:  [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/12 "2000-06-14T00:15:32Z")
Um–TechChick, if you already have a truck, why do you need a King Suite, too?
\<\< ducks and runs out of the room \>\>
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/13 "2000-06-14T00:18:23Z")
techchick does not want to ride in a little car, she likes trucks and has her own little car…she likes men with big trucks.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/14 "2000-06-14T00:18:46Z")
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Ch…ah, shit.
All I’ve got is a Weekend Deluxe Package on the 26th Floor of the Norfolk Marriot.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/15 "2000-06-14T00:21:48Z")
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Um, why would you need a blanket? I’m lost . . . \
Techchick68:
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Pick one: SUV, Suburban, Saturn, minivan.
Dinner/music: Denny’s!
Condoms: why more than one? OHHHHH!!! I get it now! condom-balloon animals! Very clever, but I don’t get off on those.
King Suite in a hotel: How the f\*\*k am I supposed to get a Saturn into a king suite, let alone a truck I don’t have?
ChiefScott: The question is not, “what woman would you boink” but “what woman would boink you?” . . . jkjkjk:)
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### Author:  [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/16 "2000-06-14T00:32:04Z")
> [@](#):
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> **All I’ve got is a Weekend Deluxe Package on the 26th Floor of the Norfolk Marriot.**
Uhm, that’s not quite true, Chief. See [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27282) for the following…
> [@](#):
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> \*\*techchick68
> Member
>
> Whoooo Hoooooo
> Just made my reservation: King Suite with big tub and a stocked minibar.
>
> …sure would hate to let such a large bed and tub go to waste.
>
> \< grin \>
>
> cha ching\*\*
And also, this one…
> [@](#):
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> \*\*ChiefScott
> Member
>
> tc –
> Don’t ferget moi!
> I’m in the running for a roomie also.\*\*
So dave, I think we have our first match!!
Cha-ching is right! Woo Hoo! :D:D:D:D
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/17 "2000-06-14T00:40:02Z")
> [@](#):
>
> Um, why would you need a blanket? I’m lost…
You see, there’s the birds and the bees, well sometimes the bees get really horny and… No wait, that’s not it. Ok, how 'bout this one: You see, one day you’re going to have to move out and… Dammit, wrong one. \ Connect red wire to green wire, add plutonium, and presto! You’ve got your own nuke! No, that is _definitely_ not it. I’ll have an explanation for you in a few minutes, I’ve gotta get some more index cards, I know I’ve got it here somewhere.
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### Author:  [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/18 "2000-06-14T00:45:50Z")
So anybody here got any Irish in them ?
[deep sexy voice]If not do you want some ?[/deep sexy voice]
\*Hey, who threw that brick? It hurt . I’m going to tell my mammy on you . \*
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/19 "2000-06-14T02:09:57Z")
> [@](#):
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> Techchick68:
>
> Truck
> Dinner
> Music
> Condoms
> Massage Oil
> King Suite in a hotel
That’s it! Your way too easy 😉
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/20 "2000-06-14T02:13:53Z")
I’m cheap, not easy \< hehe \>.
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