# C'mon in here and get laid! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289 "2000-06-13T23:07:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/21 "2000-06-14T02:26:35Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m cheap, not easy \< hehe \>. That’s what they all say…until they slip under the cover, with the BIG BAD lover \< heheh \>. ---
**Author:** ![learae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@learae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/learae)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/22 "2000-06-14T05:46:46Z")
Well, at this point, I’d be happy with a MAN with all of his body parts…in working order! I do mean all body parts, this not only includes the obvious ones, but if at all possible, I’d like him to be able to listen and follow a few simple instructions. And these body parts need to have some degree of stamina…and not just for my pleasure, but his as well! As for what I would be …willing…to do for him; believe me, he won’t have to ask for a thing. I know what to do and just how to do it! 😃 It’s been awhile, so let’s not dilly-dally…I’m tired of taking care of myself… learae ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/23 "2000-06-14T06:13:31Z")
Since my mother is lurking, I’m a virgin 😃 But, hey, umm…TC…\ Whatcha doin Labor day? I’ll be in Vegas…at the Mandalay…probably in a suite…drunk… I’ll be waiting 🙂 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/24 "2000-06-14T06:46:17Z")
Not only am I easy like Lionel Richie, but I’m better than cheap, I’m free. I’m also…very…sexually…frustrated! SOS! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/25 "2000-06-14T07:44:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Slipping quietly into the room, purplebear looks around for Mr Bear… > > Not seeing him, she turns to go… > > I miss you, my dearest love… > > I’ll just hide over here in the corner, on the chance he comes by… Carry on,folks… > \*\* purplebear, I came into this thread all randy and ready for some lurid descriptions but your post made me cry and be thankful for my own wonderful husband. Do you mind if I sit with you until Mr. Bear comes by? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/26 "2000-06-14T09:03:02Z")
I’m holding out for Esprix. _sigh…_ _dreamy pink haze, with butterflies_ ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/27 "2000-06-14T09:14:10Z")
Everyone already knows how desperate I am. It has been over a year and I am READY. Men only, please. After that, well, we’ll discuss the finer points over dinner and drinks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/28 "2000-06-14T10:43:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > Slipping quietly into the room, purplebear looks around for Mr Bear… > > > > Not seeing him, she turns to go… > > > > I miss you, my dearest love… > > > > I’ll just hide over here in the corner, on the chance he comes by… Carry on,folks… > > \*\* > > purplebear, I came into this thread all randy and ready for some lurid descriptions but your post made me cry and be thankful for my own wonderful husband. Do you mind if I sit with you until Mr. Bear comes by? > \*\* You all get comfortable, I’m going diving for a couple of days. But When I get back, I’ll be rested relaxed, and READY. Nothing else to say! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/29 "2000-06-14T10:50:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Everyone already knows how desperate I am. It has been over a year and I am READY. Men only, please. After that, well, we’ll discuss the finer points over dinner and drinks. 😉 > \*\* “Florida Traffic Report: traffic jams backing up as far as Atlanta, Georgia, have been sighted this morning. All cars appear to be heading south. As of yet, there appears to be no real explanation for this lemming-like phenomenon. We will keep you updated.” ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/30 "2000-06-14T11:46:16Z")
Well, here I am, where is everybody ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/31 "2000-06-14T12:00:09Z")
Oh sure, like an normal male I have a general sense of horniness floating around me at all times, about as thick as the atmosphere of Venus. Fortunately, I am married which helps in a major way. However, I don’t mind being flirted with, so let it fly people! Also, I have seriously voyeuristic tendencies, so I’ll just pull up a chair and watch the shenanigans develop. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/32 "2000-06-14T12:10:15Z")
Well Coldfire, have you booked a flight to sunny FL yet? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/33 "2000-06-14T12:23:00Z")
_Pushing everyone into the bathroom_ Hey, look like you and me are the only ones here sue!!! Wanna listen to my Marvin Gaye records?? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/34 "2000-06-14T13:12:16Z")
Well, I haven’t been laid in about 5 months and I _AM_ married. It’s been 6 weeks since the birth of our wonderful baby girl (Kathleen Marie) and that, plus the several months before that and the rough pregnancy of Mrs Chance means no nookie for me! We just got the go-ahead on Tuesday and her father goes to ICU with peritonitis so she takes Kate and heads for her mothers! How high should my boiler be breaking kids? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/35 "2000-06-15T06:28:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*\* > > > Slipping quietly into the room, purplebear looks around for Mr Bear… > > > > > > Not seeing him, she turns to go… > > > > > > I miss you, my dearest love… > > > > > > I’ll just hide over here in the corner, on the chance he comes by… Carry on,folks… > > > \*\* > > > > purplebear, I came into this thread all randy and ready for some lurid descriptions but your post made me cry and be thankful for my own wonderful husband. Do you mind if I sit with you until Mr. Bear comes by? > > \*\* > > You all get comfortable, I’m going diving for a couple of days. But When I get back, I’ll be rested, relaxed, and READY. Nothing else to say! > > \*\* Sure, evilbeth, come sit over here with me. We’ll watch the other shenanigans going on while we wait. 😉 I’ll be waiting, my love. _Happy Sigh!_ ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/36 "2000-06-15T16:33:45Z")
Hey Ladies! Fine ass man up in this beeyotch! Well I will be fine once I get a couple drinks into you… and maybe a really dark room… but hey I’m desperate!!! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/37 "2000-06-15T18:09:43Z")
**matt\_mcl** wrote: > [@](#): > > I’m holding out for Esprix. > _sigh…_ _dreamy pink haze, with butterflies_ Mmmmm, butterflies… 😉 You are just so good to me, **matt**. Lemme see if I have that passport handy… 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/38 "2000-06-15T18:16:12Z")
\*\* _Pushing everyone into the bathroom_ \*\* JohnLarrigan, didn’t I already SAY I was in the bathroom? Unless you wanted to A. crowd me in or B. give me lots of options . . . wait, i don’t mind B too much so long as I get to pick one and the rest go away. And there’s a nice soft surface in here. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/39 "2000-06-15T19:40:59Z")
Hey, guys: Hey, girls: “Do unto others whatsoever you would have them do unto you.” The rest is easy. No, wait: I got it wrong. It is: “Do unto others whatsoever you can talk them into doing unto you.” There, thats better. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/40 "2000-06-15T19:58:55Z")
I seem to be striking out all over! Techchick wants a truck - all I have is a fleet of 50-seat limos that go where _they_ want. Then learae wants a full set of working parts - I _can_ follow instructions, but seeing OK with the eye that works doesn’t meet the specs. Michi is stuck in a traffic jam someplace. Sue? If your requirements are as tough, I might have to go sit in the corner with PB and evilbeth … Wait a minute! That idea does it for me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289.md?page=3)