# C'mon in here and get laid! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289 "2000-06-13T23:07:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/41 "2000-06-15T20:04:17Z")
I wouldnt mind getting laid, its been long enough what with the breakup and all. What I really want is to love and be loved. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/42 "2000-06-15T20:09:57Z")
> [@](#): > > What I really want is to love and be loved. Sorry, but this is the place to partake in carnal knowledge, and as we know, ravaging a body does not equate with the warm fuzzies of twitterpation. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/43 "2000-06-15T20:14:49Z")
I have stamina. I played high school football! No, but seriously, I was decent, if not good. And I ran track and played soccer and basketball and squash and baseball, so you could say I was a good athlete and not be completely lying out of your teeth. All my parts are working. Well oiled, in some cases. I can follow orders. I can also give them, but as this would be my first time I don’t know that said orders would amount to much. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/44 "2000-06-15T20:21:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Unless you wanted to A. crowd me in or B. give me lots of options . . . wait, i don’t mind B too much so long as I get to pick one and the rest go away. Only one?! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/45 "2000-06-15T20:36:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > What I really want is to love and be loved. > > Sorry, but this is the place to partake in carnal knowledge, and as we know, ravaging a body does not equate with the warm fuzzies of twitterpation. 😉 > \*\* Oh I never said I’d turn down a good fuck! _L_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/46 "2000-06-15T20:40:49Z")
Nen said: “Only one?!” Yes, Nen, only one. Many things I am, but fuck ‘n’ run I am not. Only one. Preferably The One . . . but I’m mixing tame thoughts and actual wishes with kinky stuff. Gets a big much for me to handle. But yes, only one. I am not, after all, diphallic. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/47 "2000-06-15T20:49:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Many things I am, but fuck ‘n’ run I am not. Sorry, I was making any accusations. I didn’t think the ol’ menage a trois was necessarily a one time thing. Twas just a joke. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/48 "2000-06-15T21:02:04Z")
Nen: no apology necessary. I wasn’t accusing and didn’t mean to sound such. Now, to get this thread back on a less dull topic, I have never been laid. Any takers?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/49 "2000-06-15T21:38:06Z")
> [@](#): > > I have never been laid. Any takers? So how many people immediately checked out the home page, looking for pictures? 🙂 Re the rest of this, I’m married, but I’ll happily sit back in a lawn chair and pop a hard cider, watching and thinking good thoughts for everyone. Hell, I’ll even serenade y’all: Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match Find me a find, catch me a catch Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book And make me a perfect match Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match Find me a find, catch me a catch Night after night, in the dark, I’m alone So, find me a match of my own ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/50 "2000-06-15T21:41:33Z")
\ Maybe if I pretend to be gay all the women will want to convert me! I’ve seen it a million times on TV and it always leads to raucous fun and sexy hijinx! \ Alas! I am a sensitive and confused soul, looking for guidance in a world I do not really understand. Perhaps there is somebody out there who can help me find my way. _sniff_ \ That oughta do it. This is going to be so cool! \ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/51 "2000-06-15T21:50:20Z")
Cervaise said: “So how many people immediately checked out the home page, looking for pictures? :)” If they did, they found three pictures. Two are of me about six months ago (early Janury) and not terrible lighting. Important notes regarding those: 1. They were taken with a $60 digital camera. Those of you who know your digital cameras know there are better ones in existence. 2. This camera does not have a flash. Which means we need half the lights in the house focused on camera target to get decent lighting. 3. My sister (14 years old) took the picture. Rosie (sister) is not a professional photographer. She did it because she wanted to. 4. I have not cut my hair sine the pictures were taken. I have (right now) a ponytail roughly . . 8 inches long, maybe a bit more. And for those of you who followed the link to the more risqué picture, let us say . . . there is more of me now. I promise to take new pictures at some point, but I have to get around to getting a new battery for the digital camera. Or get actual pictures taken by someone with a roll to finish. Then I can scan them in and load them on my page (or send them to private email addresses). Okay, enough shameless self-promotion. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289/52 "2000-06-16T05:34:54Z")
This party’s dead. If I’m gonna pretend I’m gay to get women, I’m going where there are some women! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-in-here-and-get-laid/22289.md?page=2)