# C'mon Mods, give us some meat to chew on here! **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 1, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924 "2015-07-01T00:32:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/21 "2015-07-01T14:33:56Z")
> [@donkeyoatey](#): > > Wouldn’t they all be grey? I _think_ there are 5 colors on the threat charts, so we would need 5 shades of grey. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/22 "2015-07-01T14:52:05Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > That is a well-known dog whistle for “had sex with a black man”. Well, this just got _really_ awkward… ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/23 "2015-07-01T15:17:42Z")
> [@boyo jim](#): > > i _think_ there are 5 colors on the threat charts, so we would need 5 shades of grey. mist dove storm slate charcoal …which the effing software changed to lowercase for me, while still being unable to flag a zombie thread or a mod in Mod Mode. Today’s threat level is STORM. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/24 "2015-07-01T15:21:41Z")
I would find this announcement amusing: “The terrorist threat level today is dove grey.” ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/25 "2015-07-01T16:21:24Z")
(Is that a real threat…I mean Is that a Mexican threat or is that a Sears threat? Hmmm… no foolin…) ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/26 "2015-07-01T17:03:11Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > **C’mon Mods, give us some meat to chew on here!** Boyo Jim\*\*, the USDA just came out with a new guideline, declaring Chobani Greek Yogurt as protein (meat) alternative in public schools beginning this fall term. **C’mon Mods, give us some yogurt to slurp on here!** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/27 "2015-07-01T17:13:47Z")
I’m all for a new forum titled **NSFW, Make You Want to Bitchslap Your Granny!** but that holds everyone to, you know, a pretty high standard. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/28 "2015-07-07T17:04:11Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > **Boyo Jim** , the USDA just came out with a new guideline, declaring Chobani Greek Yogurt as protein (meat) alternative in public schools beginning this fall term… Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/29 "2015-07-07T17:30:58Z")
> [@CheshireKat](#): > > Or how about a vote as to who thinks Idle Thoughts is a girl? 😃 Wait–she’s _not_? ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/30 "2015-07-07T17:55:25Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > Cite? [http://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2015/06/29/chobani-selected-as-greek-yogurt-provider-for-school-lunches](http://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2015/06/29/chobani-selected-as-greek-yogurt-provider-for-school-lunches) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/31 "2015-07-07T18:04:53Z")
Now that yogurt is meat, we’re fucked! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/32 "2015-07-09T19:46:58Z")
> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#): > > I don’t think that’s the real Douglas Neidermayer. He didn’t use the words “worthless” and “weak” anywhere in that post. > > Or maybe he’s just getting soft in his old age. He hasn’t been the same since President Blutarsky get elected. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/33 "2015-07-09T20:13:17Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Now that yogurt is meat, we’re fucked! You use yogurt your way, I’ll use it mine - let’s just leave it at that. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/34 "2015-07-10T01:28:54Z")
> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#): > > I don’t think that’s the real Douglas Neidermayer. He didn’t use the words “worthless” and “weak” anywhere in that post. > > Or maybe he’s just getting soft in his old age. > [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > He hasn’t been the same since President Blutarsky get elected. Actually, he was DEAD since his own troops fragged him in Viet Nam. I doubt he lived to see President Blutarsky. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/35 "2015-07-10T02:42:31Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I would find this announcement amusing: “The terrorist threat level today is dove grey.” The Confederates are coming?!?!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/36 "2015-07-10T04:06:14Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > **Boyo Jim** , the USDA just came out with a new guideline, declaring Chobani Greek Yogurt as protein (meat) alternative in public schools beginning this fall term. It’s about damn time. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/37 "2015-07-10T04:19:47Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > **Boyo Jim** , the USDA just came out with a new guideline, declaring Chobani Greek Yogurt as protein (meat) alternative in public schools beginning this fall term.\*\* Was that part of the bailout package? ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/38 "2015-07-10T05:00:48Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I suppose in a general sense this might be considered a complaint against the boards mods, but in reality it’s more an expression of boredom over this forum. Jebus, what a pile of BORING threads!r That’s the way the Mods like things. Slow, boring and little to deal with. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924/39 "2015-07-10T05:12:14Z")
> [@Corner\_Case](#): > > You use yogurt your way, I’ll use it mine - let’s just leave it at that. I’ve been working my way through a book called _101 Things to Do with Yogurt_. Number One was “Eat it.” but after that, things started getting weird. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-mods-give-us-some-meat-to-chew-on-here/723924.md?page=1)