# C'mon you putzes, gimme a Pit thread I can sink my teeth into **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 29, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-you-putzes-gimme-a-pit-thread-i-can-sink-my-teeth-into/43264 "2000-11-29T22:55:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-you-putzes-gimme-a-pit-thread-i-can-sink-my-teeth-into/43264/21 "2000-12-04T15:55:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > Why don’t we just call it a draw and let the other **2 or 3 branches** of government run things for a while? It’s not like either Alfred Gore or **Jeb** Bush is gonna get anything done… please please please tell me you were deliberately goofing… ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-you-putzes-gimme-a-pit-thread-i-can-sink-my-teeth-into/43264/22 "2000-12-04T16:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > [field of dreams voice]If you tug it, he will come[/field of dreams voice] Well that depends on a lot of things, really…like who’s doing the tugging, how hard it’s being tugged, the duration of the tugging. But if everything works out just right, then yes, if you tug it, he will…oh never mind. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-you-putzes-gimme-a-pit-thread-i-can-sink-my-teeth-into/43264/23 "2000-12-04T16:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \* > \*\*I recently went to Burger King to order a Kid’s Meal, just to get my **SuaSponte collectible glass Christmas ornament** , when some teen-aged imbecile behind the counter slipped on a piece of lettuce and broke the last few ornaments left. > I ended up getting a fucking Barney vinyl change purse! > > gggrrrrrr… \*\* That sucks. I hear the **SuaSponte** ornaments are going for a lot more than the Barney purses on eBay. Sua ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-you-putzes-gimme-a-pit-thread-i-can-sink-my-teeth-into/43264/24 "2000-12-04T17:26:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > > Why don’t we just call it a draw and let the other **2 or 3 branches** of government run things for a while? It’s not like either Alfred Gore or **Jeb** Bush is gonna get anything done… > > please please please tell me you were deliberately goofing… \*\* You forgot _Alfred_ Gore. Sua never answered me. I don’t think he likes me. What with that girly sounding name and all, he’s probably jealous that my username is girlishly appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-you-putzes-gimme-a-pit-thread-i-can-sink-my-teeth-into/43264/25 "2000-12-04T18:01:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > Sua never answered me. I don’t think he likes me. What with that girly sounding name and all, he’s probably jealous that my username is girlishly appropriate. I’m sorry, honey, but what with my massive fan base and hordes of nubile co-eds threatening to bash down my door at all hours, I get swamped. And what the hell, it ain’t all that bad of an idea 😉 Sua ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-you-putzes-gimme-a-pit-thread-i-can-sink-my-teeth-into/43264/26 "2000-12-05T06:31:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > [field of dreams voice]If you tug it, he will come[/field of dreams voice] > > Well that depends on a lot of things, really…like who’s doing the tugging, how hard it’s being tugged, the duration of the tugging. But if everything works out just right, then yes, if you tug it, he will…oh never mind. > > 🙂 \*\* And of course, whether there will be a resulting “wet spot” depends on whether the individual in question is “intact”. Or so I’ve heard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cmon-you-putzes-gimme-a-pit-thread-i-can-sink-my-teeth-into/43264.md?page=1)