# CNN.com, you cheap cocksucking WHORE! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 24, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925 "2007-07-24T03:44:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/21 "2007-07-24T15:13:12Z")
This thread really reminded me of a past Pit thread so I looked it up and I was not shocked to find it was [another **Aeschines** thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=377933). I mainly remembered it for the **Smeghead** ’s “Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage” comment. > [@Aeschines](#): > > The fuckers wasted my time and fat chance of getting that back. So that’s an extra 15 minutes we’re going to have to wait for you to cure cancer. FUCK YOU, CNN! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/22 "2007-07-24T15:36:06Z")
[QUOTE=Crotalus] There are a few posters who periodically feel the urge to open a Pit thread and foam at the mouth about pretty much nothing. **Aeschines** is one of them. I usually try to picture John Belushi doing his Weekend Update shtick, where he starts out calmly and eventually flips his chair over and disappears. Except **Aeschines** doesn’t start out calmly. [/QUOTE] Also, he won’t disappear. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/23 "2007-07-24T15:41:00Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] So that’s an extra 15 minutes we’re going to have to wait for you to cure cancer. [/QUOTE] Actually, it was the 15 _second_ ad before the debate that he’s lost and can never get back. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/24 "2007-07-24T16:00:50Z")
“Hi, I’m a Mac…” “And I’m a PC. Hey, that was some debate, eh?” “Aaaargh! CNN, you parsimonious pudenda! Bill Gates, you cuntforsaken 2nd richest slagbagger in the known universe! ETrade, you heartless (flash flash flash flash flicker flash fffitz flicker flash) now here’s John Edwards!” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/25 "2007-07-24T16:01:39Z")
[QUOTE=kidchameleon] Have you considered purcahsing a PC? [/QUOTE] There’s NOTHING on CNN that would make it worth the pain to get a PC. Besides, Flip4Mac works fine. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/26 "2007-07-24T16:11:24Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] The fuckers wasted my time and fat chance of getting that back. [/QUOTE] Eh, you’d have just wasted it on something stupid. Like this thread. > [@](#): > > Plus, the debate is not mere newstertainment, it’s an important C-SPAN-type gig and thus should be free and EASILY VIEWED by all, mutherfucker! You raise a good point. The Internet really does need to have multiple websites devoted to news and politics, not just [cnn.com](http://cnn.com). But even if such a thing did exist, how would anyone find it? You just know CNN isn’t going to mention it on their so-called “news” network. Fascist bastards! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/27 "2007-07-24T17:02:20Z")
So, [CNN.com](http://CNN.com) doesn’t support Macintosh computers. Does this mean we’ve finally put the myth of the liberal media to bed? ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/28 "2007-07-24T17:59:36Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] I don’t need snooty food critics telling me what I should eat. When I feel hungry, I want the sort of down home goodness that I find in Hormel prepared meal products. Hormel uses only the best ingredients — fresh spices, high quality produce, and the highest grades of beef, pork, and poultry available. That’s why when I think of my childhood, and the wonderful smells from Mother’s kitchen, I get hungry for Hormel. Why so upset over a stupid presidential debate? If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen 'em all. [/QUOTE] Damn, **Liberal** , you used to just annoy me, but lately you have me laughing my ass off instead! Good show, man! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/29 "2007-07-24T18:05:16Z")
Meh. You get a little older, you get a little wiser. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/30 "2007-07-24T18:15:07Z")
I agree with my fellow Mac loyalists that CNN has let us down. However, I for one will forego my contemplated discrimination action-at-law if the network will grant me conjugal rights to Hala Gorani, Bonnie Schneider, Betty Nguyen, or Melissa Long. Have your people call my people and we’ll talk. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/31 "2007-07-24T18:39:22Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] I agree with my fellow Mac loyalists that CNN has let us down. However, I for one will forego my contemplated discrimination action-at-law if the network will grant me conjugal rights to Hala Gorani, Bonnie Schneider, Betty Nguyen, or Melissa Long. Have your people call my people and we’ll talk. [/QUOTE] I call dibs on Anderson Cooper!!!1!1!! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/32 "2007-07-24T18:48:47Z")
Flip4Mac is good stuff. Now, if we’re going to take on giant media conglomerates who should know better, [MLB.com](http://MLB.com) is going to be feeling some wrath in the very near future. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/33 "2007-07-24T20:09:21Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Also, he won’t disappear. [/QUOTE] Yeah, that too. I guess the only similarity is the incoherent ranting. Still, I enjoy imagining him as Belushi. I think he refuses to disappear because [the whole board was supposed to disappear by 4/13/2007.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7296944&postcount=15) He’s pissed. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925/34 "2007-07-25T00:34:00Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] I don’t need snooty food critics telling me what I should eat. When I feel hungry, I want the sort of down home goodness that I find in Hormel prepared meal products. Hormel uses only the best ingredients — fresh spices, high quality produce, and the highest grades of beef, pork, and poultry available. That’s why when I think of my childhood, and the wonderful smells from Mother’s kitchen, I get hungry for Hormel. Why so upset over a stupid presidential debate? If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen 'em all. [/QUOTE] So how many of those are you going to have to do to recoup your payout on the **prr** departure? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cnn-com-you-cheap-cocksucking-whore/412925.md?page=1)