# Cocktail hour! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141 "2000-07-28T01:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/1 "2000-07-28T01:58:11Z")
Explorateur and Cabecou cheeses on garlic flatbread crackers, and washing them down with an extra-large Cosmopolitan. Sigh. It’s good to be me. ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/2 "2000-07-28T01:59:46Z")
I want a Vodka rocks…I want it now…and don’t you give me any lip! What? Shut up and get my drink…scat…scat!! Amateurs… -SS :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/3 "2000-07-28T02:03:03Z")
Can cheese on a Ritz washed down with cheep beer. God I wish I wasn’t me. MTS ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/4 "2000-07-28T02:04:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkySlash \* > \*\*I want a Vodka rocks…I want it now…and don’t you give me any lip! > > What? Shut up and get my drink…scat…scat!! > > Amateurs… > > -SS :rolleyes: \*\* Skyslash, honey, tough day? The ice and vodka are still out from mixing the Cosmo…go pour yourself a stiff one. And this cheese is delicious. Help yourself. Here, I’ll just put on some Frankie…ahhh, we’re swingin’ now, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/5 "2000-07-28T02:05:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Booker57 \* > \*\*Can cheese on a Ritz washed down with cheep beer. God I wish I wasn’t me. MTS \*\* Booker, baby, you come right over here. Girl Next Door is the hostess with the mostest, and she won’t let you eat bad food or drink bad liquor. Dig these crackers. ---
**Author:** ![Mu\_Mu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Mu\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mu_Mu)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/6 "2000-07-28T02:10:48Z")
And just who are you? And can I have some of that? I’ll share my peanut brittle. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/7 "2000-07-28T02:14:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mu Mu \* > \*\*And just who are you? And can I have some of that? > I’ll share my peanut brittle. \*\* I’m the Girl Next Door, paragon of virtue and adorableness. You bring that peanut brittle along, no problems. What would you like to drink? (Girl Next Door switches the CD to Tony Bennett.) ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/8 "2000-07-28T02:16:03Z")
And what’s wrong with cheese on Ritz washed down with a cheap beer? You’re talking about my staple diet there. Hic ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/9 "2000-07-28T02:27:57Z")
It’s martini time! ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/10 "2000-07-28T02:34:54Z")
Gin and tonic. Man oh man, do I need a drink. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocktail-hour/27141/11 "2000-08-08T05:03:47Z")
How about a midori splice right after a CC shooter please ma’am.