# Cocoyo coconut milk yogurt - um, CocoNO

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocoyo-coconut-milk-yogurt-um-cocono/945777>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** soda-softdrinks\
**Created:** [July 6, 2021, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocoyo-coconut-milk-yogurt-um-cocono/945777 "2021-07-06T01:07:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocoyo-coconut-milk-yogurt-um-cocono/945777/1 "2021-07-06T01:07:37Z")

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They had some cacao-flavored product on sale at the local natural-foods market, so I decided to try it. Flavor-wise, it was OK, but the texture - I swear, this stuff was carbonated! It was NASTY.

> **[COCOYO Living Coconut Yogurt](https://gtslivingfoods.com/collections/coconut-yogurt)**
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> GT’s COCOYO is more than your average coconut yogurt! Rich, creamy, and dairy-free, this plant-based probiotic powerhouse is simply crafted with real, raw young coconuts—no creams, powders, fillers, gums, or emulsifiers. Authentically fermented to...

I threw away the rest of the container, and won’t be buying this again. UGH!

(I expect kefir to have a bit of a fizz, but not yogurt.)

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocoyo-coconut-milk-yogurt-um-cocono/945777/2 "2021-07-06T01:39:59Z")

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Fizz, huh? I’d be tempted to buy it again to see if the first container was off.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocoyo-coconut-milk-yogurt-um-cocono/945777/3 "2021-07-11T00:12:17Z")

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I mentioned CocoYo/No on Facebook, and my brother said he’s bought it (and is actually willing to pay full price for vanilla) and said it’s supposed to be fizzy. He didn’t like it straight but would mix it with another vanilla yogurt.

Otherwise, he said he’d never tried a plant-milk yogurt that he liked. I agreed that the texture isn’t the same.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocoyo-coconut-milk-yogurt-um-cocono/945777/4 "2021-07-11T19:18:12Z")

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Go all out and add some ginger ale or seven up, maybe it’ll be good? 🤣

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cocoyo-coconut-milk-yogurt-um-cocono/945777/5 "2021-07-11T20:05:34Z")

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Faux kefir? Or koumiss made from coconut milk?