# Code word/sentance for "I'm horny" **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 25, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463 "2008-11-25T18:54:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/21 "2008-11-25T20:56:09Z")
“I wanna climb a tree!” “That’s a metaphor. You’re the tree.” ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/22 "2008-11-25T21:00:39Z")
“Damn but I’d like to get laid.” Cuts right to the chase with no cute little catch phrases. Could be why I’m a damn near virgin at 68. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ce73a5/32.png) [@Black\_Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/23 "2008-11-25T21:15:18Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > “I wanna climb a tree!” > > “That’s a metaphor. You’re the tree.” My pants are tight! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/24 "2008-11-25T21:49:01Z")
> [@Black\_Sunshine](#): > > My pants are tight! I wanna kiss like on Showtime! ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/25 "2008-11-25T22:08:37Z")
Ladies: “I’ve got an angry volcano between my legs” should be subtle enough. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/26 "2008-11-25T22:11:59Z")
A knowing smile and a glance is worth a thousand words. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/27 "2008-11-25T22:15:58Z")
Sweetie and I use “Would you like to book a vacation?” Borrowed (and slightly Americanized) from Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, where the next line is “Or would you like a blowjob?” ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/28 "2008-11-25T22:17:32Z")
> [@Jelymag](#): > > :rolleyes:Pervert. > > Besides, I’m sure you can use your imagination.😛 Tease. ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/29 "2008-11-25T22:18:57Z")
An ex and I used say “I want toast,” after a post-coital craving I once had for peanut butter and toast. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/30 "2008-11-25T22:21:50Z")
My ex-girlfriend and I would always look at each other and say, “Tryna?” or “I’m tryna” It’s mostly about the look, however. ---
**Author:** ![Dublin11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dublin11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dublin11)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/31 "2008-11-25T22:43:46Z")
My other half tends to press redial on his mobile phone in his pocket when I’m in his field of vision if we’re out in company. When I look at it to see who’s calling and see it’s him, I know what he wants. If I’m keen, I pretend to take the call and make my excuses and on the one single time it’s happened that I was annoyed with him over something else and had absolutely no intention of having sex with him that night, I just said “Pffft. That’s work, let them leave a message” He was not happy. But that made two of us and misery loves company. Apart from that one time, it’s served us pretty well. I love watching his face when I do it to him. He might as well have **LUST** tattooed on his forehead in massive red letters. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/32 "2008-11-25T22:53:48Z")
“Ground Control to Major Tom…” “In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn a stately pleasure dome decree…” [Rocky voice] Yo, Adrian…[/Rocky voice] “Gee, your hair smells terrific.” This time of year, you might get away with a little caroling…such as “Oh come all ye faithful…” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/33 "2008-11-25T23:14:24Z")
> [@Dublin11](#): > > My other half tends to press redial on his mobile phone in his pocket when I’m in his field of vision if we’re out in company. When I look at it to see who’s calling and see it’s him, I know what he wants. > If I’m keen, I pretend to take the call and make my excuses and on the one single time it’s happened that I was annoyed with him over something else and had absolutely no intention of having sex with him that night, I just said “Pffft. That’s work, let them leave a message” Yeow. That’s _cold_. ---
**Author:** ![Dublin11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dublin11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dublin11)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/34 "2008-11-25T23:19:18Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > Yeow. That’s _cold_. That’s me. Ice queen Or, alternatively. He’d pissed me off earlier, a fact of which he was fully cognisant. So his presumption that he could summon me to sex him up at his whim did not sit well with me. You decide. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/35 "2008-11-25T23:20:55Z")
I use: “Quick – hide this!” ---
**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/36 "2008-11-25T23:21:55Z")
“The kids are asleep.” ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/37 "2008-11-25T23:36:00Z")
_Meow-meow-meow_, followed by some purring. It works best in a public place with lots of people. ---
**Author:** ![Fat\_Chance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8baadc/32.png) [@Fat\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fat_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/38 "2008-11-26T04:24:09Z")
> [@Bearflag70](#): > > My wife and I have a code word for when one of us wants to leave: “Crazy.” > > For example, if someone in the conversation is telling a story, then interject every few sentences with, “That’s crazy.” Keep doing it until the other person picks up on the clue. > > “Wow, crazy.” > > “That’s just crazy.” > > “That’s pretty crazy.” > > etc. > > You can borrow it for your code word. hmmm, I think I like this quite a bit. Easy to fit in, obvious enough if you know, but not too weird. “Your ordered the steak? That’s crazy.” “Did you see that dog over there? That’s crazy” I say, “Hey honey, I’m sweaty from working out, driving my sports car, stopping a bank robbery, and single handedly building a homeless shelter, I’m going to go get wet and soapy in the shower.” she says, “yeah, thats crazy” I think this could work… ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/39 "2008-11-26T06:39:27Z")
> [@Dublin11](#): > > That’s me. Ice queen > Or, alternatively. He’d pissed me off earlier, a fact of which he was fully cognisant. So his presumption that he could summon me to sex him up at his whim did not sit well with me. > You decide. Maybe he wanted to make it up to you with orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/40 "2008-11-26T08:38:53Z")
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