# Code word/sentance for "I'm horny" **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 25, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463 "2008-11-25T18:54:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/41 "2008-11-26T08:45:19Z")
I’m really lonely. You? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/42 "2008-11-26T09:06:26Z")
In _Quantum of Solace_ Bond says, “I can’t find the stationery. Come and help me look.” And a woman he has just met is instantly in bed with him. I’m going to try that line. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/43 "2008-11-26T11:15:07Z")
^ And she laters drowns in oil. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/44 "2008-11-26T12:33:34Z")
“Did you whistle?” From _¿Pitaste?_, a popular Dominican song about just that. It’s actually not a secret, pretty much any Dominican would know what you are talking about if you ask them. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/45 "2008-11-26T12:35:19Z")
“Would you like to go have a _discussion_?” Funny thing is, at one point or another, my parents found out about the code word, so an occasional “Sorry, couldn’t get the phone, the wife and I were having a discussion” surfaces. Around the office, the guys talk about the weather when something mate-able walks by. “Say, have you checked the weather lately?” Followed by “Yeah, it’s gonna _HOT_, but it’s not the heat, it’s the _Humidity_” It has LOTS of modifiers, the weather being what it is, you an add wind-chill, location, ‘The temperature will be 80, but it _feels like 98_’ ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ce73a5/32.png) [@Black\_Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/46 "2008-11-26T13:58:02Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I wanna kiss like on Showtime! Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot PIE! sorry ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/47 "2008-11-26T14:03:43Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > ^ > And she laters drowns in oil. Oh, and now thats **my** fault!? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/48 "2008-11-26T14:29:30Z")
Coulda been kinky. At any rate, she’s ‘stationary’ now. ---
**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/49 "2008-11-26T15:40:20Z")
I’d actually like to amend mine. It’s really a challenge-response pair. “Are the kids asleep?” (Wanna shag?) “The kids are asleep.” (Yes. Like monkeys.) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/50 "2008-11-26T18:24:52Z")
I had a girlfriend who would just give me the _look_, and I’d know what was up. She didn’t have to say anything. I could never figure out how to do it myself, though. Whenever I tried, she would just look back at me and go “What? _What?_ What the heck are you looking at me like that for?” Then she would check if she had something between her teeth or something. So I usually had to resort to “Uh… you want to… you know, go to bed?” I really should have had a code word. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/51 "2008-11-26T18:53:53Z")
Daddy needs his medicine ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/52 "2008-11-26T19:12:29Z")
My ex-girlfriend and I discussed this. We concluded that sex was like pizza. Pizza can be great. You can have it this way or that way. It’s good right out of the oven and cold the next morning. You can have a pizza slow-cooked over a fire or a quickie out of the microwave. Even when it’s not that good of a pizza, it’s still okay. The point being, _there’s no such thing as bad pizza_. So, our code was “wanna grab some pizza?” And then try to keep from laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Buttons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Mr\_Buttons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Buttons)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/53 "2008-11-26T20:25:15Z")
I want your hot dog in my buns. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/54 "2008-11-26T20:47:05Z")
> [@divemaster](#): > > So, our code was “wanna grab some pizza?” And then try to keep from laughing. What do you say when you actually want to go eat pizza? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/55 "2008-11-26T20:49:25Z")
These pretzels…are making me THIRSTY. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/56 "2008-11-27T00:56:14Z")
> [@Peak Banana](#): > > I had a girlfriend who would just give me the _look_, and I’d know what was up. She didn’t have to say anything. I could never figure out how to do it myself, though. Whenever I tried, she would just look back at me and go “What? _What?_ What the heck are you looking at me like that for?” Then she would check if she had something between her teeth or something. So I usually had to resort to “Uh… you want to… you know, go to bed?” I really should have had a code word. I asked this question once, and was amazed that the ‘look’ was more of a rarity than a common occurrence. > **[The "Look"-how common?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=454820)** > > No, not the one when you are in trouble… I’ve been married for almost 15 years now. If I give my husband the ‘sex’ look, I can stop him mid-sentence, and make him lose his train of thought. If I work at it, I can get him hard just by thinking... ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/57 "2008-11-27T01:39:15Z")
She’s horny: “You Masher…!” I’m horny: “What can I say? I’m just a Masher…!” \*An elderly female relative once called me a “Masher” for daring to kiss my then GF/ now wife in public while we were walking to the local Independence Day fireworks… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/58 "2008-11-27T16:01:33Z")
> [@Dublin11](#): > > That’s me. Ice queen > Or, alternatively. He’d pissed me off earlier, a fact of which he was fully cognisant. So his presumption that he could summon me to sex him up at his whim did not sit well with me. > You decide. Hey, I’m not running you down; I’m admiring the artistry. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463/59 "2008-11-27T23:23:46Z")
I like the one where the code phrase is “do the laundry”, and the husband asks a bit before bedtime “Honey, can we do the laundry tonight?” and she fobs him off with some excuse or other. Later, in bed, she feels remorseful (or horny, maybe) and says “Honey, we can do the laundry now if you want to,” and he says “That’s all right. It was only a small load and I did it by hand”. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/code-word-sentance-for-im-horny/474463.md?page=2)