# Coen Brothers non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 13, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111 "2013-10-13T02:24:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/1 "2013-10-13T02:24:28Z")
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/2 "2013-10-13T02:33:21Z")
Talk, you un-Reconstructed whelp of a whore! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/3 "2013-10-13T02:45:08Z")
OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there’s a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/4 "2013-10-13T02:52:12Z")
The government do take a bite, don’t she? ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/5 "2013-10-13T03:02:47Z")
I know we’re kin, but they got this here depression on. I got to do for me and mine! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/6 "2013-10-13T03:06:15Z")
What is this, the high hat? ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/7 "2013-10-13T03:06:50Z")
I vote for yours truly! _I_ vote for yours truly! I’m with you fellers! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/8 "2013-10-13T03:37:19Z")
Careful, man, there’s a beverage here! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/9 "2013-10-13T04:15:43Z")
Shut the fuck up, Donny. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/10 "2013-10-13T05:13:26Z")
I’m a serious man, Larry. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/11 "2013-10-13T12:44:01Z")
Well, I still jerk off manually. ---
**Author:** ![Orr\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ee59a6/32.png) [@Orr\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orr_G)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/12 "2013-10-13T12:57:35Z")
We thought you was a toad. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/13 "2013-10-13T13:35:28Z")
Not sure I agree 100% with your detective work, there. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/14 "2013-10-13T13:38:51Z")
It ain’t armed robbery if the gun ain’t loaded. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/15 "2013-10-13T13:56:35Z")
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/16 "2013-10-13T14:14:45Z")
Make up your mind, young feller. If I freeze, I can’t rightly drop to the floor. Whereas, if I drop, I’ll be in motion! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/17 "2013-10-13T14:18:34Z")
Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/18 "2013-10-13T14:54:32Z")
Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity - two weeks from everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/19 "2013-10-13T14:56:05Z")
We’re in a tight spot! ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111/20 "2013-10-13T15:10:43Z")
If this ain’t the mess, it’ll do 'til it gets here. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coen-brothers-non-sequitur-thread/671111.md?page=2)