# Coffee. Because jail is a real place and you can't get the MMP there. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 18, 2016, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545 "2016-04-18T10:54:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/222 "2016-04-24T23:29:06Z")
Went to a Bike Blessing in New Castle. Took several scenic routes with turned into basically 300 miles. I’m a little tired but it felt good to blow some stink off and clear my head for the week. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/223 "2016-04-24T23:34:46Z")
> [@Lacunae\_Matata](#): > > **The Vorlon** , a man bun is the latest in silly hairstyles for whippersnappers: long hair tied up in a high bundle atop the head. I will be glad when the trend ends and these guys look back on it with the same horror that other generations feel about mullets and home perms. JMO, but the only men who can wear this style with aplomb are Polynesian or samurai. (I’m equally tired of the Lumberjack with Overly Coiffed Hair look. Just… not right.) [How to rock the man bun look.](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/samuraijack/images/5/5c/Samurai_Jack.png/revision/latest?cb=20130213201804) ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/224 "2016-04-25T00:03:47Z")
The last time I flew into ATL I really fretted driving in Atlanta as I hardly ever drive over 50MPH. I did fine as the interstate (75) was right there. I will arrive in ATL at 1230 and when I leave to come home my flight is around 1pm. Just have to drive faster than I am used to. I am looking forward to my trip. I haven’t been up there in about a year and a half. I will get to see both brothers, one sister and my son. It is a short trip of five days. The real beauty is my flight is nonstop form Key West to Atlanta. It would have been much cheaper to go through Miami but more time consuming. It is a little less than a two hour flight. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/225 "2016-04-25T00:10:15Z")
The “stay logged in” and “multi-quote” works I worked, not got Asian breaded poke chops with sweet \*\*N.O.T.[/n]s and stirfried green beans > [@Buttercup\_Smith](#): > > Feeling a little lost. Glad to be back. Missed youse. Welcome back! And last time I drove in Atlanta, it snowed 8 inches. :eek: > [@EmilyG](#): > > Hi. > > Looks like I may be able to drink coffee again tomorrow, after a month without it. 😃 > [@anyrose](#): > > FTR, I didn’t blurf until 9:30am this morning. I know y’all were dying to know I missed the blurfs. > [@Spiderman](#): > > Doggio, If I wear [this (Modano) jersey](http://www.nhluniforms.com/NorthStars/NorthStars11.html) for the 2nd game today, who do I root for, the Stars or Minnesota? 😕 Yes. > [@Catamount](#): > > [How to rock the man bun look.](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/samuraijack/images/5/5c/Samurai_Jack.png/revision/latest?cb=20130213201804) _ **AKU!** _ **Moooooom!** , I plan on passing out on your front porch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/226 "2016-04-25T00:58:21Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > :eek: I cannot even imagine! Neither can I. ::shudder:: **Lion Queen** , the one I like is where it’s all buzzed on the sides & the top it pulled back into a straight pony tail at the top/back of the head. Now picture a horse. Rear view. All short hair on the haunches except for a long tail. The two look _exactly_ alike to me. :smack: **Mooommm** , [rainbow](http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-Shipping-Cheapest-Cosplay-Wig-Batman-Clown-Jocker-Curly-rainbow-Wigs-Heat-Resistant-Fibre/1582032_32460389681.html) colored? 😃 Also, when is the par-tay, as in timewise. Lunchish or dinnerish? I could do the former but not the latter. **Butters** , may I remind you that not only does a certain Jawjan Ursine have two vee-hic-ules, but by the time you go he will either be retired or having to use days. Like Enterprise, he can picka you up! 😃 > [@dogbutler](#): > > Yes. Why I aughta… :mad: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/227 "2016-04-25T01:19:20Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Why I aughta… :mad: 😛 Serious answer: Dallas. As a Wisconsinite, I could never, ever pull for a team from Minnesota. : squints menacingly at **Ruble** : ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/228 "2016-04-25T02:00:47Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > 😛 > > As a Wisconsinite, I could never, ever pull for a team from Minnesota. : squints menacingly at **Ruble** : Watch it or I’ll start calling you **Dogtrap**. 😛 I understood why the North Stars moved. I’ll never forgive them ------ but I understood. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/229 "2016-04-25T02:42:05Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Watch it or I’ll start calling you **Dogtrap**. 😛 Dogpoop. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/230 "2016-04-25T03:25:01Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Dogpoop. I can get you a bag. or ten. **Ruble** , that is a low blow. ☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545/231 "2016-04-25T03:38:21Z")
Finally got my computer back. I let Sah-son download all his school stuff on _my_ computer. He had been working non-stop from 1pm until 11pm. He lets everything go until the last day, then he has to cram to get everything done. Pisses me off, usually he does his work at night when I’m asleep but lately every Sunday he is on all evening. Next semester he can use his own. I thought the site was going down earlier, glad to see it’s still up, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-because-jail-is-a-real-place-and-you-cant-get-the-mmp-there/752545.md?page=11)