# "Coffee Milk" in South Texas? WTF?

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**Tags:** coffee\
**Created:** [July 22, 2022, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-milk-in-south-texas-wtf/968390 "2022-07-22T19:32:00Z")\
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I thought Coffee Milk was strictly a New England-- or at least an East Coast-- phenomenon. But today I saw this in my local H-E-B (Texas grocery giant H.E.Butt Grocery Company).

[![](https://i.imgur.com/jcMa2BI.jpg?1) ](https://i.imgur.com/jcMa2BI.jpg?1)

The company is [1836farms](https://1836farms.com/) located near Dallas. They even deliver-- food items as well as milk. Whaddaya know. I hope they survive.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-milk-in-south-texas-wtf/968390/2 "2022-07-22T19:47:53Z")

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“COLD BREW” suggests it’s really a local version of [bottled Frappuccinos](https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/33947027/0x0.jpg?format=jpg&width=1200) rather than [traditional coffee milk.](https://imbibemagazine.com/coffee-milk/)

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I thought Coffee Milk was strictly a New England-- or at least an East Coast-- phenomenon. But today I saw this in my local H-E-B (Texas grocery giant H.E.Butt Grocery Company).

Coffee milk is actually a thing in Rhode Island, not New England as a whole. And The Takeout (a sister site to the AV Club) had an [article](https://thetakeout.com/what-is-coffee-milk-rhode-island-official-state-drink-1849212043) about the stuff just the other day. (I grew up in Connecticut and never heard of the stuff, although I generally avoid coffee anything.)

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-milk-in-south-texas-wtf/968390/4 "2022-07-22T21:33:59Z")

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Mama used to make it for us kids when we were little. Southern Louisiana and East Texas.

At least, I’m assuming it’s the same thing. What she made was a tall glass of milk with enough added coffee to make it brownish. We called it coffeemilk.

I got her to make it for me with chocolate milk once (at least), and that was my favorite “invention” for a while.

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**Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-milk-in-south-texas-wtf/968390/5 "2022-07-24T01:25:30Z")

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I’ve bought Vernor’s Ginger Ale in Central Texas. Texas gets all sorts of interesting imports.

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> “COLD BREW” suggests it’s really a local version of [bottled Frappuccinos](https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/33947027/0x0.jpg?format=jpg&width=1200) rather than [traditional coffee milk.](https://imbibemagazine.com/coffee-milk/)

Yup, not real coffee milk. The real stuff is made with Autocrat coffee syrup shown in this [small portion of a grocery store coffee milk aisle here in RI](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_milk#/media/File:Autocrat_Coffee_Syrup_bottles.jpg).

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I got my first taste of coffee by mixing it with milk. I don’t remember the proportions. Mom probably filled the glass 3/4 milk and topped it off with fresh coffee.

It changed as I got older. At some point it was half milk and half coffee. Eventually I used just a spoonful of creme in my coffee.

It’s interesting that some people enjoy coffee milk into adulthood.

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Haven’t heard of 1836 Farms yet… Lucky Layla/Lavon Farms is the only local dairy that I’m aware of.

I imagine I can get it at HEB Central Market, if it’s available at regular HEB stores elsewhere.
