# Coffee songs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** coffee\
**Created:** [February 26, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581 "2010-02-26T22:42:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/41 "2010-03-04T18:28:17Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> **Johnny L.A.** mentioned the song in post #3, just a different version.

Okay, thank for pointing this out. When I came to the thread, I was rushed for time and didn’t want to read all the posts, even though there weren’t all that many. So I did a quick Firefox page search for ‘Peggy’, got nuthin’, and posted what I posted. ‘Best laid plans…’ etc.

In a way, it doesn’t make any difference, as I wasn’t just nominating that particular song, but the entire album and Peggy Lee’s performance throughout. It really is a landmark recording.

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/42 "2010-03-04T20:06:04Z")

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Carly Simon’s _You’re So Vain_ includes the lines:

I had some dreams, they were  
clouds in my coffee  
clouds in my coffee

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/43 "2010-03-04T20:09:09Z")

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_Afternoons and Coffeespoons_ by Crash Test Dummies

_Expresso Love_ by Dire Straits

And of course, _Black Coffee in Bed_ by Squeeze.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/44 "2010-03-04T20:19:21Z")

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I remember a children’s song with these lyrics:

C-O-F-F-E-E, coffee is not for me,  
its the drink some people wake up with,  
that if makes you nervous is no myth.  
Slave to a coffee cup,  
they won’t give coffee up!!!

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/45 "2010-03-04T20:21:44Z")

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> [@ianzin](#):
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> **Black Coffee** by Peggy Lee.
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> Can’t believe I’m the first to mention this. A landmark recording, and superb in every way.

Also there’s a fine rendition of this song by Sarah Vaughn.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/46 "2010-03-04T20:49:16Z")

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> [@Gagundathar](#):
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> I remember a children’s song with these lyrics:
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> C-O-F-F-E-E, coffee is not for me,  
> its the drink some people wake up with,  
> that if makes you nervous is no myth.  
> Slave to a coffee cup,  
> they won’t give coffee up!!!

Interesting! That looks like it must be another version of the song **Kimstu** wrote about, but with completely different words. The scansion is identical.

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**Author:** ![beatlejuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a8b319/32.png) [@beatlejuice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beatlejuice)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/47 "2010-03-04T20:51:04Z")

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No sugar tonight in my coffee No sugar tonight in my tea No sugar to stand beside me No sugar to run with me Da-un-do-dow dow da-un-do-dow .

Guess Who

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/48 "2010-03-04T20:57:23Z")

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[“Java Jive,”](http://www.lyricsdownload.com/ink-spots-java-jive-lyrics.html) by the Ink Spots.

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**Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/49 "2010-03-04T21:37:37Z")

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> [@Gagundathar](#):
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> I remember a children’s song with these lyrics:
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> C-O-F-F-E-E, coffee is not for me,  
> its the drink some people wake up with,  
> that if makes you nervous is no myth.  
> Slave to a coffee cup,  
> they won’t give coffee up!!!

If you’re gonna talk about children’s songs, there’s[The Coffee Song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eUq7-WjWkk) from Ralph’s World (Ralph Covert). This one also has _C-O-F-F-E-E_. There are other versions to link that actually have Ralph in them, but this one is the best recording (from the album).

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/50 "2010-03-05T02:58:10Z")

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> [@Uglystick](#):
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> **Proper Cup of Coffee** by Trout Fishing in America

A 1934 rendition. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5EzQcO3tL8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5EzQcO3tL8)

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee-songs/530581/51 "2010-03-05T07:14:03Z")

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[The Coffee Song](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/cream/the+coffee+song_20034184.html) by Cream. 😛

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