# Coffee!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248 "2006-10-12T21:52:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/1 "2006-10-12T21:52:38Z")
Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee[COFFEE](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla&mode=&start=210&pic=Shayla232.JPG&picindex=231)!!! Ok, it was an empty cup…but you’d never know it by how much she ran around afterward – it was like she’d just freebased Pixie Stix or something. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/2 "2006-10-12T22:41:31Z")
[Geroge of the Jungle] Javajavajavajavajavajavajava [/George of the Jungle] Maybe the coffee fumes got her stoned. I can’t blame her; I look forward to my first cup of the day with similar enthusiasm. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/3 "2006-10-12T23:02:10Z")
Funny, my kid always got sleepy from coffee. No, I didn’t give it to him when I wanted a break, but there were the rare times he tasted a random cuppa. Then there was the Thanksgiving at Aunt Alemeda’s where he finished a couple eggnogs… :smack: Daddies don’t always pay attention when a football game competes the after dinner lethergy… BTW, **Hal** , she is adorable! Of course, you probably knew that… ---
**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/4 "2006-10-12T23:07:56Z")
Have you people have no shame. Any deception or trickery to sucker me into looking at your crum cruncher, puppy, kitty, whatever. Jeez, Louise, gimme a break! Just kidding, cute kid! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/5 "2006-10-13T02:06:54Z")
That’s the ticket. Get em’ while they’re young! mwhahahahaaaa ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/6 "2006-10-13T02:16:06Z")
No fair. I’m not a kid-lovin’ person and you sucker me into lookin’ at a widdle cuttems… I’ll get you for that. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/7 "2006-10-13T20:04:51Z")
[QUOTE=A.R. Cane] Have you people have no shame. [/QUOTE] None whatsomuchasever. Ok, ok…maybe it was a bit of a bait 'n switch. I apologize, and promise not to do it again [sub]for at least a month or two.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/8 "2006-10-13T20:06:46Z")
You can almost see her widdle toesies wiggling with joy! Oh, wait that’s me when I get the first cup of the day. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/9 "2006-10-13T20:10:04Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] None whatsomuchasever. Ok, ok…maybe it was a bit of a bait 'n switch. I apologize, and promise not to do it again [sub]for at least a month or two.[/sub] [/QUOTE] I was just wondering if there was a cupcake involved in the Coffee!!! thread? Great picture. She’s so cute. **Mr Bus Guy** : So let me get this right. You have widdle toesies capable of wiggling with joy? That is so odd. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/10 "2006-10-14T01:42:19Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] I apologize, and promise not to do it again [sub]for at least a month or two.[/sub] [/QUOTE] Apparently, I meant “an hour or two”. Iiiiiiiit’s PASTA!!! Pastapastapastapastapasta[PASTA](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Yay%20For%20Pasta&mode=&pic=Pasta6.JPG&picindex=5)!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/11 "2006-10-14T01:57:59Z")
I know it’s required by law for all parents to take those kind of photos, but the combination of the expression and the outstretched hand is slightly alarming. Cute kid though. ---
**Author:** ![quilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/839c29/32.png) [@quilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quilter)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/12 "2006-10-14T02:04:48Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Apparently, I meant “an hour or two”. Iiiiiiiit’s PASTA!!! Pastapastapastapastapasta[PASTA](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Yay%20For%20Pasta&mode=&pic=Pasta6.JPG&picindex=5)!!! [/QUOTE] And the mom in me says: Iiiiit’s BATHtime! BathtimeBATHTIMEbathtimeBATHtime! What a cutiepie, Hal! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/edb3f5/32.png) [@Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Push_Up_Bra)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/13 "2006-10-14T05:36:03Z")
That pasta photo made me laugh ridiculously hard and I’m not sure why… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/14 "2006-10-14T06:36:18Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Apparently, I meant “an hour or two”. Iiiiiiiit’s PASTA!!! Pastapastapastapastapasta[PASTA](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Yay%20For%20Pasta&mode=&pic=Pasta6.JPG&picindex=5)!!! [/QUOTE] MY GOD! The coffee must have kicked in then! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/15 "2006-10-17T23:26:26Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Push Up Bra] That pasta photo made me laugh ridiculously hard and I’m not sure why… [/QUOTE] I envision a similar picture involving cake at the first birthday party. Have we had a first birthday yet? Off-Topic: Freudian Bra; I hope you decided to pony up and stick around? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/16 "2006-10-17T23:29:26Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Iiiiiiiit’s PASTA!!! Pastapastapastapastapasta[PASTA](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Yay%20For%20Pasta&mode=&pic=Pasta6.JPG&picindex=5)!!! [/QUOTE] Is it true that kids feed by osmosis? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/edb3f5/32.png) [@Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Push_Up_Bra)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/17 "2006-10-18T02:16:32Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Off-Topic: Freudian Bra; I hope you decided to pony up and stick around? 😃 [/QUOTE] Further off-topic: Thanks to you, I have! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/18 "2006-10-18T02:48:51Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Iiiiiiiit’s PASTA!!! Pastapastapastapastapasta[PASTA](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Yay%20For%20Pasta&mode=&pic=Pasta6.JPG&picindex=5)!!! [/QUOTE] And next, I will conquer the WORLD–and look really, really cute doing it! Mwahahahaha! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/19 "2006-10-18T02:51:45Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] I envision a similar picture involving cake at the first birthday party. Have we had a first birthday yet? [/QUOTE] Muahaha…it’s a month away, and it’s gonna be fuuuun. You see, Shayla has two little friends, all of whom have their first birthday within days of each other. The Reader’s Digest version of the day’s plans include three babies, a large plastic sheet and a chocolate cake in the middle of them. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/edb3f5/32.png) [@Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Push_Up_Bra)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/20 "2006-10-18T02:55:02Z")
Sounds like a good idea! Get the hose ready too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248.md?page=2)