# Coffee!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248 "2006-10-12T21:52:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/21 "2006-10-18T03:30:07Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Apparently, I meant “an hour or two”. Iiiiiiiit’s PASTA!!! Pastapastapastapastapasta[PASTA](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Yay%20For%20Pasta&mode=&pic=Pasta6.JPG&picindex=5)!!! [/QUOTE] Careful! That sucker’s got symmetric chompers…it’s _deadly_ now! (And lets out a big ol squeal of delight when dad jumps after getting his finger bitten.) Man that’s some cute pasta. Can we share pictures? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/22 "2006-10-18T03:34:04Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] Careful! That sucker’s got symmetric chompers…it’s _deadly_ now! (And lets out a big ol squeal of delight when dad jumps after getting his finger bitten.) Man that’s some cute pasta. Can we share pictures? [/QUOTE] Yeah, she’s chomped down on my finger but good a couple of times now. And by all means, share away… ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/23 "2006-10-18T03:37:28Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Muahaha…it’s a month away, and it’s gonna be fuuuun. You see, Shayla has two little friends, all of whom have their first birthday within days of each other. The Reader’s Digest version of the day’s plans include three babies, a large plastic sheet and a chocolate cake in the middle of them. 😃 [/QUOTE] It’ll look a little something like this: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/kids\_BestOf/slides/Birthday2003%20020.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/kids_BestOf/slides/Birthday2003%20020.html) And while I’m pluggin: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html) There’s a bunch of other pics, but you’ve gotta hack the URLs…It’s something I need to fix one of these days. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/24 "2006-10-18T04:59:44Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Off-Topic: Freudian Bra; I hope you decided to pony up and stick around? [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Freudian Push Up Bra] Further off-topic: Thanks to you, I have! [/QUOTE] Yay! I got somebody to join! Back on topic, sort of… I don’t think we ever get over the desire to dive face first into a cake, but alas, society and the other people at the party tend to frown on that once we’re adults. I hope Baby Briston enjoys her cake while she can. ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/25 "2006-10-18T06:40:55Z")
Mushroom mushroom. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/26 "2006-10-18T09:28:11Z")
I flipped on a few more pictures…just _love_ the Elmo slippers! Do they come in adult sizes? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/27 "2006-10-18T09:50:13Z")
I’m making coffee right this minute, but I ain’t that cute. Take a million pictures and you’ll wish you had a million more after she is all grown up. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/28 "2006-10-18T09:52:37Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Apparently, I meant “an hour or two”. Iiiiiiiit’s PASTA!!! Pastapastapastapastapasta[PASTA](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla/Yay%20For%20Pasta&mode=&pic=Pasta6.JPG&picindex=5)!!! [/QUOTE] She’s one of mine, all right 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/edb3f5/32.png) [@Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Push_Up_Bra)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/29 "2006-10-18T13:05:44Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] And while I’m pluggin: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html) [/QUOTE] That is the most devious face I have ever seen on a little child. I love it! I must have one! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/30 "2006-10-18T13:26:47Z")
**Hal** , I love the pasta picture. We’ve been trying to get WhyBaby nice and messy for a picture like that, but she’s an underacheiver in the mess department (only when the camera’s out, unfortunately. She’s plenty messy other times, of course). She needs some lessons from your girl, obviously. This is the best we’ve gotten, with blueberry pie: [BlueberryBlueberryBlueberry!](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rhiannon_dreamsnake/detail?.dir=3e83re2&.dnm=7b37re2.jpg&.src=ph) ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/31 "2006-10-18T13:28:22Z")
“I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!” You’ve created a little sorceror there, Hal. Cute! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/32 "2006-10-18T13:29:31Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] It’ll look a little something like this: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/kids\_BestOf/slides/Birthday2003%20020.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/kids_BestOf/slides/Birthday2003%20020.html) And while I’m pluggin: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html) There’s a bunch of other pics, but you’ve gotta hack the URLs…It’s something I need to fix one of these days. [/QUOTE] Ah! That’s awesome. I used to work doing children’s birthday parties, and you have no idea how many of those pictures are staged - kid just sits there like a deer in headlights, afraid to do the very thing he’s usually scolded for but now everyone wants to see, until finally Mom grabs a big hunk of frosting and smears it on his face. Glad you got the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/33 "2006-10-18T13:43:21Z")
She continues to be the The Cutest Baby Ever!! I think I had that look on my face when I was helping my friend unload her groceries and I got a whiff of the fresh-ground coffee she had. drool. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/34 "2006-10-18T14:17:34Z")
Actually, we had to jumpstart him…but after the CHOCOLATE HIT HIS BRAIN!!! He figured out what to do rather quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/35 "2006-10-18T14:19:51Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian Push Up Bra] Sounds like a good idea! Get the hose ready too. [/QUOTE] A Hose isn’t necessary if you’re close to a sink: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/kids\_BestOf/slides/Birthday2003%20027.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/kids_BestOf/slides/Birthday2003%20027.html) ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/36 "2006-10-18T14:36:02Z")
Hey! Whaddaya know, I just uploaded some new pics, and WhyBaby got her pasta pic in: [pastapastapastapastaPASTA!](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rhiannon_dreamsnake/detail?.dir=/be22re2&.dnm=f646re2.jpg&.src=ph) And the [Awww…Dollie love!](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rhiannon_dreamsnake/detail?.dir=/be22re2&.dnm=b279re2.jpg&.src=ph) picture. And [my parenting recomendation for how to give a toddler a popsicle.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rhiannon_dreamsnake/detail?.dir=/be22re2&.dnm=6aaere2.jpg&.src=ph) And [the budding Picasso.](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rhiannon_dreamsnake/detail?.dir=/be22re2&.dnm=43bere2.jpg&.src=ph) ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/37 "2006-10-18T18:38:31Z")
Can I play? This is Lauren’s regular [BreakfastBreakfastBreakfast](http://ca.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lauren_grace@rogers.com/detail?.dir=20ccre2&.dnm=762are2.jpg&.src=ph) face. Sometimes she has to resort to eating [FeetFeetFeet](http://ca.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lauren_grace@rogers.com/detail?.dir=20ccre2&.dnm=8452re2.jpg&.src=ph). Here’s the obligatory [Birthday Cake](http://ca.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lauren_grace@rogers.com/detail?.dir=1688re2&.dnm=dba8re2.jpg) shot, and more recently, a [Taste of Fall](http://ca.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/lauren_grace@rogers.com/detail?.dir=8c75re2&.dnm=9041re2.jpg&.src=ph) this past weekend. Hard to believe she’s 13 months already. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/38 "2006-10-18T18:53:54Z")
Not to be outdone, I offer the [I will dismantle this thing and strew tiny parts EVERYWHERE muhahaha](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Soileau/TrassieAug06_02.jpg) pic. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/39 "2006-10-18T19:08:32Z")
Too cute! **Cyros** , that feet-munchin’ picture is awesome - it’s amazing how they can contort themselves, isn’t it? **Ellen** , that looks like trouble-with-a-capital-T! _looks wistfully at the other Doper babies, then at WhyBaby_ _starts to quietly bastardize Disney songs: “Some…day…our hair will come!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248/40 "2006-10-18T20:49:44Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] And while I’m pluggin: [http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html](http://www.millertwinracing.com/OldSite/dni/lostpics/AlexAndTheBucket/slides/DSCN6621.html) [/QUOTE] How did I miss this earlier? I love this picture! He is surely going to take over the world. Would it be really creepy if I made your kid my screen saver? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffee/376248.md?page=3)