# Coffins! Hot Guys! Cancer! All in one calendar! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947 "2006-08-01T23:07:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/1 "2006-08-01T23:07:43Z")
[This](http://www.menofmortuaries.com/) has to be the most disquieting pin-up calendar I’ve seen in some time. “Hey, if the chemo doesn’t work, at least you’ll have hot guys burying you!” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/2 "2006-08-01T23:08:57Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > [This](http://www.menofmortuaries.com/) has to be the most disquieting pin-up calendar I’ve seen in some time. “Hey, if the chemo doesn’t work, at least you’ll have hot guys burying you!” Oh shit, **Eve**! Thanks for that-I HAVE to send that to my father! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/3 "2006-08-01T23:28:15Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I HAVE to send that to my father! > > 😛 OK, _that_ is more disquieting than the calendar . . . ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/4 "2006-08-01T23:30:57Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > OK, _that_ is more disquieting than the calendar . . . _snort_ Yes, for those who have YET to hear it, (I’m sure there’s a few still around), my dad’s an undertaker. I think he’d get a kick out of said calender. (No, he’s not one of the ones IN it, thank god. At least, I hope not!) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/5 "2006-08-01T23:33:47Z")
So, were you googling ‘hot men’, ‘calenders’, ‘cancer’ or ‘mortauries’ when you found this? I’ll bet on ‘hot men’ just because I’m nice. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/6 "2006-08-01T23:35:37Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > So, were you googling ‘hot men’, ‘calenders’, ‘cancer’ or ‘mortauries’ when you found this? What do you mean “_or_?” ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/7 "2006-08-02T00:18:32Z")
I have _got_ to get one of these to hang on my locker at work! My new boss still hasn’t figured me out, and this is just the thing to keep him on his toes! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/8 "2006-08-02T00:46:43Z")
You know, some of the guys my dad’s worked with in the past weren’t that bad looking. I’m just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/9 "2006-08-02T00:48:26Z")
Do you _see_ the makeup on the guy in the top corner of the site? Some guys just can’t pull off raspberry lip gloss is all I’m saying. Susan ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/10 "2006-08-02T01:38:28Z")
Do you suppose that David Fisch got such prominent placement on page because his name recalls fictional funerary hottie [David Fisher](http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9d/180px-Mchallimg.jpg), or is that just serendipity? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/11 "2006-08-02T03:41:14Z")
[Hee.](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33592) Robin ---
**Author:** ![Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@Twinkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twinkie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/12 "2006-08-02T15:44:54Z")
Thank you for this! I love that the 3 guys on the right magically lose their shirts. I can’t stop laughing! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/13 "2006-08-02T22:03:44Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > You know, some of the guys my dad’s worked with in the past weren’t that bad looking. I’m just sayin’. Worked … with … or … on? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/14 "2006-08-02T23:09:52Z")
But do they show off their stiffs? ---
**Author:** ![tashabot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tashabot/32/6250_2.png) [@tashabot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tashabot)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coffins-hot-guys-cancer-all-in-one-calendar/366947/15 "2006-08-02T23:10:03Z")
That…is both humorous and disturbing. I write obituaries, so I work with the mortuaries in town a lot - and I really hope that none of THEM is in that calendar. God, that’s so weird. ~Tasha