# Coke vs. Pepsi!

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 28, 1999, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530 "1999-05-28T14:28:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/1 "1999-05-28T14:28:00Z")

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In the spirit of gun-control/abortion/religious/stupidfrigginprayeratgraduation questions that have no true “answers” but instead rely solely each posters specific beliefs let’s see just how long a thread we can get on _this_.

Everybody knows that there are 2 kinds of people in this world: highly evolved, intelligent, creative and kind Pepsi drinkers and the sub-human, scum-sucking, evil and devious Coke drinkers.

This also applys to Schick vs. Gilette, “great taste” vs. “less filling”, Curly vs. Joe, ad nauseum.

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/2 "1999-05-28T14:35:00Z")

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I read somewhere that people with college degrees tend to drink Coke, while uneducated people tend to prefer Pepsi.

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–Rowan

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/3 "1999-05-28T14:43:00Z")

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Maybe Pepsi drinking has some genetic thing to it, like a dropped chromosome or something. Anyone see that X-Files where the family that had inbred for generations and Scully discovered that baby the kids found in the field had every genetic abnormality known to man? I’ll bet Pepsi-drinking was in there somewhere. :::shudder:::: scary!

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Carpe Diem!

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/4 "1999-05-28T14:53:00Z")

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I drink RC. What do you suppose that says about me?

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Jess

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Full of 'satiable curtiosity

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/5 "1999-05-28T14:56:00Z")

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You don’t want to know, Jess . . . 🙂

Sign me up for Coke as a preference, though I will drink Pepsi. RC and the rest of the pretenders are a distant third. But give me SOME cola – I don’t drink coffee or tea, so cola is my caffeine injection system, without which my behavior may be unpredicable and downright scary.

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/6 "1999-05-28T15:03:00Z")

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I drink Coke and have done so for many of years.  
There is a thing I had’nt noticed until you mentioned it. Since I starting Coke I’ve shrunk and turned red. Also to my surprise Horns have grown out of my scull…

I’ll see you later, TOM

But not much later…

THOR

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Thor

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/7 "1999-05-28T15:04:00Z")

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The difference between Pepsi and Coke drinkers is that Coke drinkers never have to drink Pepsi (unless you at one of 3 or 4 Pepsi owned restaurants). We Pepsi drinkers almost always have to settle for Coke when we eat out. Because of this, we are natually more well-rounded and open-minded than the monolithic Coke drinker.

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Aon Dia.  
Aon Tir.  
Aon Ite.

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/8 "1999-05-28T15:13:00Z")

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> I drink RC.

Let’s not muddy-up the waters here, Jess. Saying you drink RC is like playing Switzerland.

We’re talking Coke vs. Pepsi - Axis vs. Allies, evil vs. good!

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/9 "1999-05-28T15:39:00Z")

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All hail the standard bearer for good taste, corporate citizenship, and huge stock returns - Coca Cola! Both Coke and I were born and raised in Atlanta, and we’re both better for it.

My grandfather had a chance to buy Coke stock at its initial public offering (on the steps of what is now South Trust bank), but didn’t. Aww, Gramps, if you had just bought 10 shares I wouldn’t have to be working for a living!

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The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/10 "1999-05-28T16:09:00Z")

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Hey,hey, don’t rule out us underground subversives who drink RC. Or our deranged brethern drinking JOLT. Sometimes the small guys will win.

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“On the edge of sleep, I awoke to a sun so bright…”

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/11 "1999-05-28T16:14:00Z")

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Aww, Doc! Say it ain’t so! I would have pegged you as a Pepsi drinker.

Well, I’m off to the woods for the weekend. Everyone have a safe and fun Memorial Day weekend (yes, _even_ you Coke drinkers!).

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**Post date:** [May 29, 1999, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/12 "1999-05-29T05:17:00Z")

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I could always tell the difference between coke and pepsi when they were warm. Pepsi had a smoother taste. But I heard Coke isn’t made the same nowadays, so it’s even worse!

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/13 "1999-05-28T18:05:00Z")

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Let’s see…

Pepsi-Cola is an anagram of Episcopal. Clearly, Coke is the irreverent choice.

(Of course, the only anagram for Coca-Cola I can come up with is “loco caca.” I guess that means I’m into crazy shit.)

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/14 "1999-05-28T18:23:00Z")

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I used to get a laugh out of those taste test commercials, which I guess were supposed to “prove” to me that Pepsi tastes better.

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/15 "1999-05-28T18:42:00Z")

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Whichever one happens to be on sale when I’m shopping. In restaurants, I have a slight preference for Coke, but I’m perfectly happy drinking either.

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/16 "1999-05-28T19:04:00Z")

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I don’t like either. If forced, I’d take a Pepsi, but just about anything is better than cola.

#1 – Adirondack Orange Citrus Frost

After that, comes 7-Up and ginger ale.

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**Post date:** [May 28, 1999, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/17 "1999-05-28T23:47:00Z")

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Put me down for Pepsi although I have come to drink iced tea nowadays more than cola.

So, here’s a question for iced tea drinkers: Lipton’s Brisk or Nestea?

I’m a Brisk drinker.

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**Post date:** [May 29, 1999, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/18 "1999-05-29T00:28:00Z")

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Brisk, hands down. I drink a few liters every week.

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**Post date:** [May 29, 1999, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/19 "1999-05-29T00:36:00Z")

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Lipton’s. No substitute will do.  
BTW-who’s the guy on the package supposed to be? The milkman?

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**Post date:** [May 29, 1999, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coke-vs-pepsi/530/20 "1999-05-29T00:40:00Z")

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Diet Coke! No Pepsi! I don’t drink coffee, so I usually have my first diet coke of the day as soon as I get to work in the morning, it’s my caffeine carrier.

-Melin

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Phenomenal woman  
That’s me  
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