Cold and snow stories?

I relayed this story a few years back, but when the most recent blizzard came by right after Super Bowl Sunday (this must have been 2012 or 2013) I was out walking my dog in the aftermath. I crossed a street and jumped across a puddle into a small snowbank when suddenly I felt what I thought was a nerve pinch in my leg and my knee buckled and I collapsd into the snow. I thought I had just landed on my foot wrong. Then I heard my 70-lb pit bull yelping pitifully in the snow. At that point I thought I had accidentally landed on him in my fall, so I pulled him out of the snow and placed him down near the sidewalk. He began running in circles, tail between his legs, barking and biting at the air, shitting himself, and I eventually calmed him down and realized, when I stepped a bit backwards into the snowbank, that I felt that nerve pinch again. That wasn’t a nerve, that was stray electrical current from a downed power line a couple feet from me. (The power line I didn’t see until after calling the police and only then did I realize how close to it we had been.)

The dog was badly shaken up for the rest of his walk, walking all the way home trembling with his tail between his legs (which I’ve never seen him do), but he (and I) ended up being okay. That could have gone a lot worse.

When it comes to winter sports in extreme weather, it’s hard to beat the 1967 NFL championship game:

Wow, now thats a story!

Back when I was in Boy Scouts, we would regularly do winter camping. I recall it wasn’t too awful cold. But it was Michigan so it was winter. We would sleep under the stars next to the fire. I remember the embers from the fire would pop and start mini fires on our sleeping bags so we were constantly smacking those out. We also had a tradition of a midnight naked run (streaking was a thing back then).

The coldest I ever experienced was in Fargo ND where the temp was about -30. I recall that my parka was supposed to be good to -20, so I thought I was in trouble.

As for snow danger, once we were sno-mobiling in the U.P. near Lake Superior and we decided to take a break and walk to the shore. The short trail was buried in snow. As we progressed we ended up trudging through snow up to our waists. We decided to turn back.

I’ve camped on the beach of Lake Michigan in January. Everything froze, except what was in the cooler since it was insulated.

I’ve canvassed door to door in minus 30 degrees. (Forget what the windchill was.)

I’ve done the 360 on the highway more than once.

The best story was from my Dad, he was working on a tractor in extreme cold in North Dakota and his crescent wrench shattered.

I once had a flight from Toronto to Saskatoon via Winnipeg at Christmas-time; no switching planes, just picking up more passengers.

The plane landed, picked up more passengers, and then the captain said we had to wait for the wings to be de-iced. After a significant wait, the captain announced that the wings had been de-iced, but in the meantime they had discovered some kind of mechanical problem and it would be fixed momentarily. After another significant wait, the captain announced that the mechanical problem had been repaired, but in the interim the wings had gotten icy again so now we needed to wait for a re-de-icing. After yet another wait, the captain told us…that it was now too late to take off so the flight was cancelled. They pulled us off the plane, put us up in a hotel, and flew us out in the morning.

Actually, it looks like it was just almost two years ago in Feb of 2015. Probably a more accurate account, since I wrote it right after coming back from the walk.