# Coldfire enters the cyber age: corny homepage alert! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704 "2002-07-12T22:25:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/1 "2002-07-12T22:25:10Z")
Yes, that’s right, kids. I made a homepage. [http://coldfire.50megs.com/](http://coldfire.50megs.com/) Critique it. Be brutal. Honestly, I can take it. Oh, the site has pop-ups, but they’re of the decent sort. I feel so… modern! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/2 "2002-07-12T22:27:42Z")
I want to bear your love child! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/3 "2002-07-12T22:30:33Z")
Coldfire in a kilt! :swoons: ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/4 "2002-07-12T22:36:26Z")
Oh, shit. Disclaimer: page contains unshaved legs in a skirt. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/5 "2002-07-12T22:36:54Z")
I swoon because apparently that’s what women do. 😃 Mmmmmmm Belgian beer… _hic_ ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/6 "2002-07-12T22:48:27Z")
One note: “What’s New? Not much, I just **built** it.” :: swoons :: ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/7 "2002-07-12T22:48:27Z")
Coldie’s bike. _swoon_ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/8 "2002-07-12T22:55:14Z")
Ah, damn. The first grammar error. Time for an update. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/9 "2002-07-12T22:59:24Z")
There. Happy now? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/10 "2002-07-12T23:02:00Z")
_swoons_ (Strictly from malnourishment, though, and the powerful thirst created by viewing that iron-fortified Guiness in your hand. _Medic!_) ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/11 "2002-07-12T23:02:44Z")
Well, that’s my illusions shattered. I pictured all mods as secret agent / superhero types, all capes, neuroses and shurikens. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/12 "2002-07-12T23:06:02Z")
Ooooooh my goodness. Another kilted male Doper. I am going to sleep soooooooooo well tonight. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/13 "2002-07-12T23:12:19Z")
It’s a bit crotch-centric at first glance. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/14 "2002-07-12T23:24:36Z")
I, _and_ [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) , both thank you for inadvertantly including your credit card number in your personal info. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/15 "2002-07-12T23:25:47Z")
Smart, witty, and **good looking!!!** At the risk of being accused of sucking up to a Mod, Coldfire, you wouldn’t happen to be seeing anyone would you? CJ ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/16 "2002-07-12T23:27:17Z")
Yes. :: continues to swoon :: 😃 Hey, **cj** , you obviously didn’t check out the photo gallery. There’s a picture of the lucky lady [who incidentally is a Doper, no?] ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/17 "2002-07-12T23:27:34Z")
Never mind. ::Goes back to Rebel Doper Alliance:: ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/18 "2002-07-13T00:51:28Z")
So _this_ is our mild-mannered Dutch boy? [sup]He looks American! d&r[/sup] Nice, uncluttered site. Ya might want to whack a \Coldfire Central\ tag in it though, if you want to get rid of the “Untitled” bit at the top. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/19 "2002-07-13T01:06:46Z")
The template didn’t provide for that, but I’ll see what I can do. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704/20 "2002-07-13T01:18:04Z")
Wow, **Coldie** looks like a movie star. _swoons_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-enters-the-cyber-age-corny-homepage-alert/118704.md?page=2)