# Coldfire hits 3000! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537 "2000-06-16T01:00:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/1 "2000-06-16T01:00:34Z")
3000 posts. And I’ve read them all. No, don’t pity me. Actually, I liked a couple of Coldy’s posts. Well, not a couple. Maybe one. No, wait… Congrats, Dutchie. I’ve called your parole officer. He said you can stay out till 9 tonight. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/2 "2000-06-16T01:04:06Z")
hey wally, you going to throw a party for me on my hundredth post? i only have a few left. and do you think you could rustle up a sig for me? mines kinda dumb ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/3 "2000-06-16T01:05:25Z")
Good Lord. My fellow Rush fanatic hit 3000. Congrats, Coldy! _passes Coldfire a bottle of JD_ ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/4 "2000-06-16T01:06:43Z")
I think we can arrange something, fnord. As long as you don’t congratulate Coldfire. He’ll be impossible to speak to if he even suspects that someone can actually tolerate him. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/5 "2000-06-16T01:07:58Z")
I think I’ll put on a RUSH album in CF’s honour. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/6 "2000-06-16T01:09:24Z")
Thanks, Wally. I didn’t feel like starting a party myself, because #2000 feels like only yesterday. Time flies! I’m planning #4000 in two weeks, and by August, handy will be begging for me to be banned. But hey, why waste a good chance to party! Beers all around! Any chance we can get some loose women and Canadian rock trios in here? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/7 "2000-06-16T01:26:56Z")
The loose women are all naked over at my party, Coldy. I’d send some over to ya but I’m afraid I’d never get them back. Congrats on being 3 times more prolific than I am. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/8 "2000-06-16T01:29:02Z")
Ok, you guys are really making me look bad. Time to start padding the post count. Congrats Clog Boy. Your words of wisdom and enlightment have made life such a joy…well, ok, so I lie. You have given me quite a few laughs along the way. Keep up the good work! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/9 "2000-06-16T01:52:02Z")
I’m here ! Congrats Coldfire, I was just about to start a thread like this, but Wally beat me to it. That Putz. I guess I better get back to my thread, the last time I saw neuro-trash grrrl, she was sneaking off to check out the waterbeds, silk sheets and black lights in the bedrooms. I can’t turn my back for a second. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/10 "2000-06-16T01:56:53Z")
Congrats, Coldie! (I noticed this earlier, but thought you were maybe trying to let it slip by unnoticed.) Scare me up some kind of northern European brew that’ll put hair on my chest … ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/11 "2000-06-16T01:59:35Z")
Coldfire hits 3000! Class action lawsuit for assault and battery filed… ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/12 "2000-06-16T02:00:11Z")
Congrats Coldy got any cheap champange? ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/13 "2000-06-16T02:05:32Z")
I also enjoy your posts. But this is one sad party. And the Wally is throwing it, personally I’d have expected more. I was imagining, caterers dressed as bunnies, waiter passed hor’ deurves, a live band, some bodacious women and buff men, scantily dressed, around the pool, y’know. Lawn chairs are for putz’s. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/14 "2000-06-16T02:21:05Z")
You kidding? I’m expecting the Amserdam Asshole to cough up some pot! Let’s go, dude! P.S. congrats, I’ve enjoyed seeing you, you’re a true asset to the board, bullshit bullshit bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/15 "2000-06-16T02:22:53Z")
Coldy, I have given up on nekkid chicks for your post party. Why don’tcha make a quick stop at the Bulldog, and score me some Panama Red? Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/16 "2000-06-16T02:23:45Z")
My gosh, this makes Coldfire almost like a patron of the board. In honor of Coldy, I think I’ll make up 15 fake usernames and then devote countless threads to how he is evil incarnate. After that, I will intentionally scratch some Rush CD’s followed by the quick downing of some non-alcoholic beer. Let the good times roll. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/17 "2000-06-16T02:37:59Z")
Congratz!!! (three !s for 3,000) You are now in the group of like “5” posters yielding 3,000 posts or greater. Some people say it’s not the high post count that counts it’s the quality of the posts. Some people also think size doesn’t matter…\ Anyways, cheers to yur big post count and good quality. Peace- ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/18 "2000-06-16T03:17:53Z")
Coldfire, you just plain rock! MMMmmm, there’s something _different_ about these brownies… ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/19 "2000-06-16T03:40:23Z")
now wally, did you just tell me to NOT congradulate coldfire? or was that a little sarcastic because i didnt do it at first? Congrats coldfire, even though you obviously have way too much time on your hands. gey a hobby outdoors or somehting let other people have a turn. ha ha. there ya go wally i managed to congradulate and insult at the same time. that way either way im covered. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/20 "2000-06-16T03:50:54Z")
Well, I’m a die-hard fan of the Clogged Tulip One, but…this is _it_? No Amsterdam hookers? No free pot? Not even any genuinely, swooningly, _excellent_ Dutch beer to pass around amongst the fans? ::clonked with wheel of Gouda:: **ouch! shee-yit!** Oh, okay. So he’s a suave, European gland-magnet who races ostriches, Ferrari’s and blandly sniffs out trolls (like truffles) while still rising through the ranks of investment banking… Actually, I think we should inform his employers that he’s hijacked beer trucks, blown up jails, castrated endangered North American moose, terrorized nuns and corrupted Canada. Yeah, yeah, so Wally’s Canadian… Hey ::grabs Coldy by the ears and plants a smooch:: you purely rock, kiddo! Amused, befriended and commited, Veb [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537.md?page=2)