# Coldfire hits 3000! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537 "2000-06-16T01:00:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/21 "2000-06-16T04:36:07Z")
Congratulations Coldfire. _looks around_ Where’s the booze and munchies? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/22 "2000-06-16T04:56:31Z")
Greetings and salutations, Coldfire. Your posts are always fun to read, I enjoy your ascerbic wit and “wisdom”, and I admire your ability to joust with the assorted (persons who I don’t want to inflame by calling them trolls and etc, since I am not secure enough to ask for trouble-I get into enough of it by accident without inciting it). Congratulations and keep up the entertaining and helpful posts- Scotti ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/23 "2000-06-16T05:08:32Z")
Coldy, I’d congratulate you but I don’t have time. There’s naked women all over the place here and … ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/24 "2000-06-16T05:38:44Z")
Sorry I’m late! Coldy, you are one of my favorite posters here! Even when I disagree with you about something ;), you always have something sharp to say. You are one 🆒 dude! Here’s to many more! And, drop, I’m not naked. Just in my purple bikini still. 🙂 Oh! You meant the _good-looking_ women! Pardon me. Carry on. 😛 Got any rum and coke, Coldy? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/25 "2000-06-16T08:37:59Z")
With apologies and a nod to many other deserving candidates, I personally find your posts the most humorous of the entire SDMB. (One of the funniest being the link to Wally’s “Limey friend”) 😛 Of course, I’ll be singing an entirely different tune at Wally’s 4000 post party… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/26 "2000-06-16T08:44:45Z")
_falls through door carrying a 40 of Night Train_ … So I said to him, Red M&M, Blue M&M, they all come out the same colour… heh Clog Boy… yerrreh… pig poster… _stumbles back out door_ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/27 "2000-06-16T09:14:51Z")
Thanks guys! I’m glad some of you seem to be amused by my erratic brain waves 😃 As for why this is such a piss poor excuse of a party, I dunno. Wally is throwing it, and the cheepskate thought we’d manage on one crate of SuperMarketBrand beer and two bags of cheap crisps. _whispers_ I brought y’all some serious weed though 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/28 "2000-06-16T10:59:11Z")
Yeah Coldy! To one of my favorite posters whom I always think of whenever I pass a PT Cruiser. You rock ( und roll) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/29 "2000-06-16T11:02:38Z")
[hijack] I’m going for a test spin in a PT Cruiser in a few weeks, as one of the first in Europe! Woohoo 😃 [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/30 "2000-06-16T11:15:38Z")
Naked women and funny brownies? Sounds like my kind of party. What? Coldfire? Oh, yea - Happy Birthday Coldie! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/31 "2000-06-16T11:22:43Z")
Congratulations, Clog Boy! Just out of curiosity, what percentage of your posts were made while you were drunk? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/32 "2000-06-16T12:33:33Z")
Wow. I stand in awe of your posting abilities, man. It would be interesting to run a search on the phrase “Jack Daniels” with the author being “Coldfire” and see how many pop up. Hey, I said it would be interesting, I didn’t say I was going to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/33 "2000-06-16T13:04:42Z")
I am so lame. If you want to see the results, [go here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?query=jack+daniels&forumchoice=-1&booleanand=yes&searchin=all&searchdate=-1&searchuser=Coldfire&exactname=yes&action=dosearch&getdaily=&pagenum=) For those that don’t look at the link, there are 37 threads that show up, ranging from October of 99 until today. Coldfire is a model of drunken, Dutch consistency. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/34 "2000-06-16T13:23:42Z")
> [@](#): > > _In honor of Coldy, I think I’ll make up 15 fake usernames and then devote countless threads to how he is evil incarnate…_ Dammit, **Mullinator** beat me to it! Happy 3K, dude! You are one funny, smart, quick and just plain _MEAN_ poster. So anyway, where’s the beer? Oh, and ahh, _here’s_ your 3K gift. \<_passes **Coldy** a small package from under his coat_\> It’s kinda old, tho’; I picked it up in Chula Vista in '77… ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/35 "2000-06-16T13:41:41Z")
::passes Coldfire a fatty:: Um . . . what were we here for again? ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537/36 "2000-06-16T13:52:27Z")
Congrats!! {padding own post count in attempt to sound sincere :D} If you show up in Raleigh this weekend for Satan’s shindig, Mr. Fire, I’ll buy you a real American beer. Yeah, I know → ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-hits-3000/22537.md?page=1)