# Coldfire is a big smelly jerk. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 9, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583 "2003-01-09T19:49:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/1 "2003-01-09T19:49:45Z")
Prompted by his little whine in this [mess](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155329&pagenumber=3). A couple of months ago I posted a light little thread in MPSIMS about a blueberry pie my Mom baked for her precious little middle-aged boy. There will be no link, because if you think I’m going to search “pie” on this board you are insane. The Evil Nazi Dike Plugging Windmill Dodging Clog Dancing Moderator **Coldfire** promptly hijacked it into another tiresome “Weeble and Bob” thread. Jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/2 "2003-01-09T19:56:53Z")
Excuse my gross, disgusting, ignorance, but what is a “weeble and bob” thread? ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/3 "2003-01-09T19:58:49Z")
I think the “Weeble and Bob” is a euphemism for a certain act. You know the stuff they do in Amsterdam, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/4 "2003-01-09T20:03:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Exgineer \* > There will be no link, because if you think I’m going to search “pie” on this board you are insane. Blueberry, Flathead, [**Blueberry**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=134018)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/5 "2003-01-09T20:04:13Z")
[Weeble and Bob](http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html) ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/6 "2003-01-09T20:04:13Z")
[Pie.](http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm) ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/7 "2003-01-09T20:05:28Z")
I will promptly now derail this thread by calling **_I_no** by the wrong username, thus shortcircuiting **Coldie’s** January Pit thread and making him feel empty inside. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/8 "2003-01-09T20:06:47Z")
Damn you, **Reeder**. “Flathead,” **Squink**? Eh, you’re right. I have no excuse. And I can’t properly spell “Weebl” either. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/9 "2003-01-09T20:12:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DeadlyAccurate \* > I will promptly now derail this thread by calling **_I_no** by the wrong username, thus shortcircuiting **Coldie’s** January Pit thread and making him feel empty inside. That’s it, you’re going down. Berserker rage commencing in five, four, three … …ooh, something shiny. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/10 "2003-01-09T20:21:04Z")
Not only that, but it turns out that fire is **hot**. Quite hot actually. My hands are all burnt and crispy from my experiments, but I can now conclude that Coldfire is misnamed. And he’s a big smelly jerk. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/11 "2003-01-09T20:23:16Z")
You can’t search for pie on this board anyhow. It’s only 3 letters. I know, 'cause I’ve tried. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/12 "2003-01-09T20:27:13Z")
Try “bring pie” That should do it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/13 "2003-01-09T20:33:43Z")
The search engine limits words searched for to 4 letters or more. Ergo, no “pie” searches. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/14 "2003-01-09T20:38:23Z")
I’d like to argue against the characterization of Coldfire as “big” in the thread title. In my mind, he _clearly_ is a small, frail old man that wears ginormous\* chaps and rides a harley. [sub]ginormous: (adj.) the unholy matrimony of the words “gigantic” and “enormous”.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/15 "2003-01-09T20:50:40Z")
A HARLEY?? You got a death wish, son? ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/16 "2003-01-09T20:59:15Z")
“Ginormous” is not nearly as good a word as “gihugic”. Coldfire is gihugic. I know. I’ve stood next to him. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/17 "2003-01-09T21:01:21Z")
With that tiny frame, I would imagine that you’re the one with the death wish, riding that big ole hog. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/18 "2003-01-09T21:10:47Z")
Is this thread supposed to be funny? Because otherwise, it’s completely pointless. Oh wait, it STILL is. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/19 "2003-01-09T21:19:03Z")
Hey **Coldie** , this adds to your Pit thread count! Now quit pissing people off on purpose just to try and catch up to **manhattan**! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/20 "2003-01-09T21:33:58Z")
man, that **Coldfire chap** , I always figured him for a good boy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583.md?page=2)