# Coldfire is a big smelly jerk. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 9, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583 "2003-01-09T19:49:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/61 "2003-01-11T04:33:45Z")
No response from \*\*Coldie \*\*…hmmmmm…maybe he hurt his back hoisting his petard. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/62 "2003-01-11T05:46:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Well, you can’t knock’em until you try’em, right? > > Tried one, so now I’m knocking them. Move over one lane, there’s a four cylinder with a redline higher than 3,000 RPM trying to get past, cowboy. 😉 \*\* No, you tried an 883 sporty…Not a bad bike, but not a harley in the traditional sense of the word…Sorta like lumping jap dirt bikes in the same catagory as the bike you ride. Next time try a softail or something. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/63 "2003-01-11T05:48:18Z")
Or, if yer ever in Texas, you can take my FLH out for a spin. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/64 "2003-01-11T06:03:03Z")
Okay. Now we’re getting to it. It isn’t so much **Coldy** smells; it’s exhaust/emission issues. This could actually explain a lot. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/65 "2003-01-11T07:46:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bdgr \* > \*\*Or, if yer ever in Texas, you can take my FLH out for a spin. \*\* Only if it has a gunrack mounted on the back. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/66 "2003-01-11T21:14:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Only if it has a gunrack mounted on the back. 😉 \*\* I can do that, actually. When yall coming by? I can even supply the gun, any preferance? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/67 "2003-01-11T21:22:00Z")
No immediate plans to visit the Lone Star State, bdgr, but I’ll be sure to let you know. 🙂 And as to my preference of guns: I don’t know _anything_ about guns, so just make it one that would make John Wayne proud. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/68 "2003-01-11T21:28:37Z")
Ah…I’ll borrow my friends Lever Action Marlin. Good John Wayne gun. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/69 "2003-01-11T21:47:22Z")
psssst Coldy Real men carry Daisy Red Ryder lever action carbine with composition stock. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/70 "2003-01-12T01:15:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*psssst Coldy > > Real men carry Daisy Red Ryder lever action carbine with composition stock. \*\* And don’t forget the compass! ---
**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/71 "2003-01-12T02:16:33Z")
But, but, **Coldfire** will shoot his eye out if we give him one of those! Just what he deserves! Get him to Texas, stat! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583/72 "2003-01-12T12:14:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > Your mental image is wrong. It has been established that **Coldy** has penis that is [thousands of miles long.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=989981#post989981) Whoa! You mean **Coldie** is really Mike Masterson?! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-a-big-smelly-jerk/147583.md?page=3)