# Coldfire is an ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 18, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944 "2001-07-18T16:29:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/81 "2001-07-19T13:43:05Z")
Bacon? I hope you’re keeping him away from poofy (well, no one else picked up on the cornering pigs comment…:(). Ah, Amsterdam - where [they pee in the streets](http://eurodopers2.homestead.com/amsterdope1.html) & fuck vertically (must cut down on the size of the rooms needed in the red light district…;)) ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/82 "2001-07-19T16:21:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > I hope you’re keeping him away from poofy You’ve not been well, fierra, so it’s understandable. However, fings 'ave moved on - the question now is; Has he spent the past week dipping his Haggis in a hearty Scottish Broth ?? (This, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with the summer being boring and the need to stimulate a little G-O-S-S-I-P) ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/83 "2001-07-19T20:47:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > L\_C, with 4 weeks to the football season, no tennis, no rugby, and not even Womens Vollyball on Eurosport… > WHAT ON EARTH CAN WE TALK ABOUT!!! ARRRGGHHH!! Tour de France? Of course, it looks like Lance Armstrong is about to ride away with it again. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/84 "2001-07-19T21:38:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \* > \*\*(This, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with the summer being boring and the need to stimulate a little G-O-S-S-I-P) \*\* No one ever tells me anything! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/85 "2001-07-19T21:47:39Z")
Me either. Maybe I should go join the illuminati or something. It’s got to be better than waiting for next season’s kick-off. ---
**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/86 "2001-07-19T21:49:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Redboss \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Blackclaw \* > > \*\*I just thought this would be a great place to post my sig. \*\* > > Mods please move this thread to About These Message Boards. > > It could do with it. > Thanks > > Redboss \*\* What’d I do? This thread has been hijacked, my sig is about thread hijacking so… What? Do you want to drive? Here, take the wheel. I can’t steer this thing worth a damn. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/87 "2001-07-20T01:03:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*… I’m gonna tie you down with used dental floss and force you to listen to Britney Spears CDs. \*\* What _/is_ it with you and the dental things? First the toothpaste… : d&r : ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/88 "2001-07-20T01:04:58Z")
Oh fut. ---
**Author:** ![Pnuk\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Pnuk\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pnuk_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/89 "2001-07-20T14:11:53Z")
I really dig your sig, Blackclaw. it made me giggle. hey looky what I can do! [sub]Hello[/sub][sup]hello[/sup] cheers Zut. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/90 "2001-07-20T21:15:56Z")
Ginger… of… the… North… added to The List. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/91 "2001-07-20T21:41:05Z")
Anybody notice that the “person” who started this all hasn’t had a new post of ANY kind, anywhere on the SDMB, in over two days? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/92 "2001-07-20T22:32:36Z")
First his _ **ass** _, then his _ **penis** _… just how many _**[Coldfire Appreciation Thread’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=77707)**_ are there? ---
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/93 "2001-07-21T08:59:32Z")
Yeah, looks like he’s nowhere to be seen. On a related note, [the band I’m in](http://www.geocities.com/kinkajou02/) has a song called [Intoxicated Elf](http://www.geocities.com/kinkajou02/lyrics.htm). Any comments on the webpage? (my thread hijack of the day.) ---
**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/94 "2001-07-21T13:02:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KJ \* > \*\*Yeah, looks like he’s nowhere to be seen. > > On a related note, [the band I’m in](http://www.geocities.com/kinkajou02/) has a song called [Intoxicated Elf](http://www.geocities.com/kinkajou02/lyrics.htm). Any comments on the webpage? (my thread hijack of the day.) \*\* I don’t know about the web page, but I do know that Intoxicated Elf is a great song name. Actually it’s such a good name you should make it the name of your band. ---
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/95 "2001-07-21T20:07:30Z")
But we’ve already got a nifty Fyre Monkey logo! If we were to change the band name, we’d change it to “Slow Children Playing”; our new bass player has a road sign in his room that says “SLOW: CHILDREN PLAYING” and it sounds cool to change it to “Slow children, playing.” If we decide to make CDs, that sign’s going to be on the cover of our first album. ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/96 "2001-07-22T09:52:45Z")
Actually, I have to go out on a limb here and _thank_ beembo…meembo…what’s his name? Oh yeah, heembo. Cause this is the funniest fucking pit thread I’ve ever read, and I think what’s his name has done a runner cause you guys just totally ripped the piss. You really should all be reported to the SPCA y’know, Bastards! 😃 [sub]Please note the intended sarcasm in this post, I don’t want **my** ass flamed![/sub] :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/97 "2001-07-22T13:17:35Z")
Again, it’s been FOUR days now since heembo has made a single post!(Well, 3 days, 20 hours, and 50 minutes if you want to be fussy) ---
**Author:** ![heeeembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@heeeembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heeeembo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/98 "2001-07-22T21:06:00Z")
[Edited by TubaDiva on 07-22-2001 at 05:24 PM] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/99 "2001-07-22T21:10:50Z")
So did anyone see today’s Braves’ game? I think moving Smoltz to the bullpen is a smart move. And how about Maddux’s nine consecutive wins? My ESPN fantasy team is liking that a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944/100 "2001-07-22T21:12:51Z")
Um… See ya dude. Here’s hoping that someone with such a limited imagination runs out of ideas for names for his socks. Whatever your name is: You’re NOT welcome here. Can’t you understand that? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-ass/72944.md?page=6)