# Coldfire is an oppressive Nazi mod outside his own forum!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164 "2001-02-20T02:37:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/21 "2001-02-20T14:00:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > **Unless he’s a bigger asshole than even I though…** Well _ **I** _ thought that was funny anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Clairmont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Clairmont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clairmont)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/22 "2001-02-20T14:07:32Z")
What a clever and funny OP! Let’s take a run at one of the most respected mods. one who is Dutch, and call him a Nazi. My sides. Cooldude, (lousy handle in your case, moron), Find “We Shall Remember” and have someone read it to you. Then fuck off and die. Cretin. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/23 "2001-02-20T14:14:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Because they’re jealous of his Clog-sized penis. I am willing to verify this when I meet him next month, I mean, just as a service for the curious Dopers. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/24 "2001-02-20T14:17:22Z")
As long as it’s clogged sized and not clogged shaped, all should be well. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/25 "2001-02-20T14:19:07Z")
You might have a bit of competition with all the other women who will be there!! Meanwhile me, Hibby, L\_C and Mattk will have to make do with taking in a live sex show. Have fun!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/26 "2001-02-20T15:06:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*As long as it’s clogged sized and not clogged shaped, all should be well. \*\* You know…my image of the little dutch boy with his finger in the dike…has suddenly, permanently, been altered to something far more hideous 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/27 "2001-02-20T16:14:45Z")
**Cooldude** , if you still don’t understand why your “joke” was fucked up, you have some reading to do. [May 5, 1945 - we shall remember.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23572) ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/28 "2001-02-20T16:44:23Z")
me the infamous coldy basher wants to be a part of this non-hilarious ignorant thread… beginning with the opening post you are obviosly a boring and obnoxious person that completely lacks any sort of logical and construcive thinking. the clog posts find a chatboard! about the administrative thing… why wasnt this thread closed in the beginning? this thead lacked whatever one could call “an opening post” in no possible way can i imagine how this could be a “complaint or a discussion regarding administration of the SDMB” this thread gives one a hint on why you are still fighting ignorance you silly sod! bj0rn - … ---
**Author:** ![schief2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@schief2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schief2)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/29 "2001-02-20T16:54:43Z")
Jesus H. Christ. Before the Sanctimonious Brigade finishes tearing **cooldude** apart, maybe they’d like to pause just long enough to read [another thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60631) in this forum: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*And this here forum ain’t even my jurisdiction. 😉 > > (I suppose that warrants a Pit Thread as well. Not only am I an oppressive Nazi Mod, I also am so outside of my own forum!) > \*\* Clearly, this thread was intended as a _joke_. Did I find it funny? No. Did **Coldfire** find it funny? No. Did pretty much anyone at all find it funny? Apparently not. Was it on the tasteless side? Quite possibly. Now, **cooldude** probably could have saved himself a lot of abuse and aggravation if he’d posted a reference to the above in the his OP, or even in one of his subsequent replies. But good god, did NONE of you see this post from **Coldfire**? Were there that many of you that missed this other thread and automatically assumed **cooldude** was making a sincere slam and equating **Coldfire** with the Nazis? He’s been rightfully flamed into the ground for some of his other screwups lately. I just don’t think this is one of em, at least not relative to the amount of crap he’s taken for it. It was a fucking joke, people. Ease up on that dogpile. ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/30 "2001-02-20T17:04:18Z")
How does one roll ones eyes again? I suggest that the OP go click to the Search option, type in the nickname Coldfire and read a fair sampling of his posts and actions as a mod. Then apologise and go sit in the corner for a while. — G. Raven ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/31 "2001-02-20T18:03:57Z")
::raises hand timidly from back of classroom:: Can I get a little information about this situation so I know what **not** to do? **cooldude** has obviously done something that has inflamed a bunch of people, including at least a couple of mods, but after reading this thread, I’m still at a loss as to what it was that he did. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/32 "2001-02-20T18:14:38Z")
**Schief2** is right. Check out the thread. According to my clock, Coldy made that crack at himself only about 7 minutes before Cooldude started this thread. My guess is, he sees the post, and decides to take a jab at him. Tasteless, yea…but if making a tasteless joke was an excuse to ban somebody, then we’d probably all risk being tossed out. But I also have to agree with Schief2 that we wouldn’t have a mob up in arms here if Cooldude had at least tossed in a reference to the original thread. Know what would be really wicked? If **Cooldude** and **Coldfire** would kiss and make up. Come on! Right now! Do it, ya big lugs! 😃 -Ashley ---
**Author:** ![schief2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@schief2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schief2)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/33 "2001-02-20T18:29:44Z")
I should add that **cooldude** ’s joke was probably a bit ill-timed, as well, since it came at the tail end of **Pit Meister** ’s rather spectacular crash and burn last night, wherein he started randomly opening up scads of one-sentence Pit threads bashing anyone who had ever disagreed with him. And which **Coldfire** had just spent a good deal of time cleaning up. (It seems most were quickly deleted; see [Coldfire’s a JERK!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60619) for one of the surviving ones.) I’m sure yet another short, semi-pointless thread was not taken by him in the best of humors. But still, I can’t possibly fathom how that excused the vicious free-for-all that took place here by a large group of posters, not one of whom has subsequently come in to explain their actions. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/34 "2001-02-20T19:01:15Z")
> [@](#): > > cooldude has obviously done something that has inflamed a bunch of people, including at least a couple of mods, but after reading this thread, I’m still at a loss as to what it was that he did. Started in GQ, where he called another Mod a “Nazi” (always that word… hmm…) for doing standard moderator actions. People called him on this in a different Pit thread. And now this crap… even as a joke, it’s tasteless. Hopefully the lumping he got here will knock some sense into him. (I’d go dig up the links, but since the Boards are going so slow right now, I don’t want to spend 20 minutes digging through the Forums). Basically, Don’t Act Like A Jerk. It’s quite simple. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/35 "2001-02-20T19:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ashtar \* > > Know what would be really wicked? If **Cooldude** and **Coldfire** would kiss and make up. Come on! Right now! Do it, ya big lugs! 😃 If by wicked you mean sexy as hell, I agree…as long as cooldude was ‘the bottom’…and if they took pictures. Wait, no need. I’m already picturing it. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/36 "2001-02-21T05:16:07Z")
**Coldfire** , aren’t you just ecstatic at this point that you agreed to be a mod? :rolleyes: As for the other burning issue in this thread - **Coldy’s** penis size, It was been well-established [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51977) that **Coldy** has a multithousand-mile long penis. (Look about halfway down the first page.) Sua ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/37 "2001-02-21T06:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > It was been well-established here that Coldy has a multithousand-mile long penis. It’s also been established that the damn thing is still blocking my driveway. DAMMIT, COLDFIRE! GET SOFT ALREADY!! ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/38 "2001-02-21T09:22:06Z")
i thought they used kilometers in holland… that might explain his difficulties bj0rn - 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/39 "2001-02-21T12:33:22Z")
[ul][li]Yes, I made a sarcastic remark in a thread that thanked me for cleaning up **Pit Meister** s droppings.[/li][li]Yes, the remark included the term “oppressive Nazi”, as it seems to be in vogue these days to compare your friendly neighbourhood moderator to a facist oppressor because he closes a thread, makes a remark about the content of posts, or whatnot.[/li][li]Yes, **cooldude** must have taken that wisecrack rather personally, given his earlier run-in with **manhattan** , whom subsequently got dubbed a Nazi for making a moderating remark in GQ. For which -in fairness- **cooldude** later apologised, and for which he had also been roasted in the Pit.[/li][li]Yes, my remark problaby inspired **cooldude** to post _yet another_ fucking useless thread in the Pit whereas I had already spent the last our and a half deleting threads by the self-destructive idiot known as Pit Meister.[/ul][/li][ul][li]No, I did not find it humorous.[/li][li]No, I do not blame **cooldude** for calling me a Nazi in the thread title. I’m 100% sure he was referring to the thread where I sarcastically remarked that someone was about to call me that any minute now. It would have helped his case if he had _linked_ to that thread in the OP, of course. He chose not to, and I saw very little reason to help him out.[/li][li]No, I don’t blame people for coming in here and telling **cooldude** acted like an ass. He did. If a poster, within a time frame of 48 hours, calls one moderator a Nazi, and tries to yank another moderators chain by dumping a useless thread in a forum where said moderator just had removed 27 other useless threads, that poster is… **an ass**.[/ul][/li]I hope this clears things up. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/40 "2001-02-21T14:19:13Z")
**Coldfire** , although your last post clarified your stand on most issues in this thread, you did not clear up the controversy over the shape and size of a certain part of your anatomy. We, the insatiably curious, need to know! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164.md?page=3)