# Coldfire is an oppressive Nazi mod outside his own forum!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 20, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164 "2001-02-20T02:37:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/41 "2001-02-21T16:13:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rocket88 \* > \*\*Well, long as it’s not clog-_shaped_, I guess I can deal with the image… \*\* No, he just wears a clog on the end of it. (And HE said this once! It was my sig line for ages!!!) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/42 "2001-02-21T16:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Because they’re jealous of his Clog-sized penis. > > I am willing to verify this when I meet him next month, I mean, just as a service for the curious Dopers. 😉 \*\* Diane, I think you should…I mean, we’re all about fighting ignorance, right??? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/43 "2001-02-21T16:30:28Z")
Falcon - Stow away in my suitcase and come help me with my. . . . ummmm. . . . research. Afterall, it sounds like there is more than enough to go around. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/44 "2001-02-21T19:25:38Z")
Diane - Woooo! 😉 Yes, we’ll definitely need one person to…erm…experiment, and the other to document the findings. Right? And of course, the KEY to scientific research is being able to reproduce the findings… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/45 "2001-02-21T22:49:01Z")
Further proof that all Pit threads must inevitably turn into flirting. Hey, ladies, I have a penis somewhere, too! ::crickets chirping. In the distance, a dog barks:: Fine… I know when I’m not wanted… ::wanders away sulking:: ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/46 "2001-02-21T23:00:38Z")
Awwww…c’mere, SPOOFE. _smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch_ Since I can’t go to Amsterdam with Diane, wanna help me do some…research of my own? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/47 "2001-02-21T23:59:04Z")
Well, since I’m the one who made the Clog-sized penis claim, I feel I must conduct my own independent verification. **Coldy** , any chance of you venturing to the Scotland Dopefest in May? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/48 "2001-02-22T15:36:44Z")
Thanks for the info on why **cooldude** was being flamed; I’ll file the info on **Coldfire** ’s penis away under “strange images I’ll never get out of my head.” ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/49 "2001-02-22T23:09:06Z")
> [@](#): > > Since I can’t go to Amsterdam with Diane, wanna help me do some…research of my own? Of course… there’s vital information out there that the Boards _must know_! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164/50 "2001-02-23T15:58:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Rocket88 \* > > \*\*Well, long as it’s not clog-_shaped_, I guess I can deal with the image… \*\* > > No, he just wears a clog on the end of it. > > \*\* Better a clog than a windmill! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-is-an-oppressive-nazi-mod-outside-his-own-forum/55164.md?page=2)