# Coldfire -- Not a warning my eye.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 9, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008 "2003-12-09T20:22:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/223 "2003-12-10T22:07:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rysler \*  
> \*\ ***Shodan** , try reading the topics Hunter listed as examples of debate on those boards.
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> Now read this thread.
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> See why you’re not welcome over there?
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> No, of course you don’t.
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> And if you think the SDMB is just a pile of steaming poo, why are you here? \*\*

Err - what exactly are you talking about?  
[ul][li]Firstly, nowhere to my recollection have I ever posted anything to state or suggest that I think the SDMB is a pile of steaming poo. Everything **margin** has ever posted or thought, and 95.7% of everything ever posted on the Ms. Messageboards by her fellow hive-minds is steaming poo, but the standards are thankfully much higher here. I consider this one of the best messageboards on the Internet. Check the post count - I spend a fair amount of time here.[/li][li]Secondly, I have not been banned from the Ms. Messageboards. I no longer post there, because winning an argument with those bitches is like stealing used Kleenex from a one-year-old - there’s no challenge in it, and you only wind up with a handful of snot. When **margin** says I have been banned, she is lying. She does that a lot. She is a moron, for whom rational argument is apparently too much of a challenge. [/li][li]Tertiarily, as I said, I _have_ seen and been part of debates on the topics **AHunter3** has mentioned on the aforesaid Troll Central. Their definition of “feminism” is “posters are required to agree with whoever is furthest to the left in any thread.” They don’t do debates. They do left-wing circle jerks. Fuck 'em.[/li][li]Finally, clues are in Aisle Five. Help yourself. [/ul][/li]

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> _Originally posted by **Left Hand of Dorkness** _ -\*\*
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> Shodan\*\*, I disagree with you on most topics, and in content if not in tone I’m in agreement with **margin** on her major point (inasmuch as that major point is that Andy is a real dillweed). Props, however, where props are due: I recognize true artistry when I see it. Nevermind that I consider you one of the most fly-ass-fucking of not-exactly-dishonest-but-definitely-disingenuous posters out there – that was a thing of beauty.

In all honesty, I am kind of touched.

Thank you!

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/224 "2003-12-10T22:10:56Z")

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Catsix, seriously, are you really that fucking stupid? I mean, I was all prepared to make a joke of it, but holy shit, you are fucked up. Andy talks about Final Solutions, and pogroms and you ignore it. He talks about how feminists want to elimiante men—and you ignore it. He just says everything you want to hear and that’s a fact to you.\*\* Why\*\* you want to hear it is a mystery, though. **Biggirl** said you must hate your vagina. I kind of wonder if the issue is you hating it, or just hating everybody else who’s got one. I mean, seriously, one bad experience at Ms. Boards is kind of a pathetic excuse for this kind of vitriol. I mean, if all it took to make you into a feminist hater was a bunch of women calling you on your attitude, then you just don’t get out often enough. You’re just about spitting with rage, the same way you were on that thread. And all it took was one message board and a couple of college professors. Sounds like you were eager to think badly of other women. Still does, too.

Oh, wait, no. They were obviously a bunch of victim whiners who refused to be led to the righteousness of anti-feminism by catsix. Anybody who opposes catsix is a whiner. Funny how women aren’t that eager to tolerate a woman who thinks that so many other women are revolting, whiny, loathsome, puling victims. I mean, how pleasant it must be to have a conversation with you. “I’m catsix. Contradict me? Shut up, you whiner! My viewpoint is almighty and true!”

Maybe it’s just anybody with a brain sees through you. There really is something revolting about a woman who goes along with men like Andy and Shodan and helps them be hateful to women. You’re just an adult cheerleader, always on the sidelines. Must suck to see other women gaining the playing field.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/225 "2003-12-10T22:17:05Z")

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My bunny’s farts smell like carrots.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/226 "2003-12-10T22:18:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Man With The Golden Gun \*  
> \*\*Am I the only one who thinks that this thread needs to be shot in the head now? \*\*

And I think I know just the Man to do it. 🙂

**margin** , honestly I don’t know where you get the impression that **catsix** hates women. Sure, she sometimes does to feminism what **Kalhoun** does to Christianity (namely, define it based on its worst practitioners and then claim that folks who don’t match that definition aren’t really feminists), but I’ve yet to see her say something substantively, rather than semantically, stupid. In fact, I’ve yet to see a substantive disagreement between the two of you – that is, a disagreement over anything more than who’s lying, who really “represents” “feminism”, whether **Andy** is a dumbshit, &c.

I suspect that if you both set your history and the word “feminism” aside, you’d find that you agree on a hell of a lot.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles_Last_Stand)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/227 "2003-12-10T22:18:05Z")

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I’m still waiting for Turdboy Leftiedorkness to hit me with his best shot, Margin. All I see in is offerings is a Mee Toooooo and a slew of insults like the buttplugtugger he is.

Margin, CatSix is going to eat you alive, YUM.

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**Author:** ![Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles_Last_Stand)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/228 "2003-12-10T22:22:17Z")

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I’m still waiting for Turdboy Leftiedorkness to hit me with his best shot, Margin. All I see in is offerings is a Mee Toooooo and a slew of insults like the buttplugtugger he is.

Margin, CatSix is going to eat you alive, YUM.

Let’s see, **Canvas shoes** put up four links and they all proved **Catsix** ’s point, not her own. \*\* Leftie Dorkness Solanas Turdboy\*\* posted one link, which only confirmed what **Catsix** said; but no other links or citations. In short, he’s a LIAR.

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**Author:** ![Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles_Last_Stand)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/229 "2003-12-10T22:27:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shodan \*  
> \*\*Err - what exactly are you talking about?  
> [ul][li]Firstly, nowhere to my recollection have I ever posted anything to state or suggest that I think the SDMB is a pile of steaming poo. Everything **margin** has ever posted or thought, and 95.7% of everything ever posted on the Ms. Messageboards by her fellow hive-minds is steaming poo, but the standards are thankfully much higher here. I consider this one of the best messageboards on the Internet. Check the post count - I spend a fair amount of time here.[/li][li]Secondly, I have not been banned from the Ms. Messageboards. I no longer post there, because winning an argument with those bitches is like stealing used Kleenex from a one-year-old - there’s no challenge in it, and you only wind up with a handful of snot. When **margin** says I have been banned, she is lying. She does that a lot. She is a moron, for whom rational argument is apparently too much of a challenge. [/li][li]Tertiarily, as I said, I _have_ seen and been part of debates on the topics **AHunter3** has mentioned on the aforesaid Troll Central. Their definition of “feminism” is “posters are required to agree with whoever is furthest to the left in any thread.” They don’t do debates. They do left-wing circle jerks. Fuck 'em.[/li][li]Finally, clues are in Aisle Five. Help yourself. [/ul][/li]In all honesty, I am kind of touched.
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> Thank you!
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> Regards,  
> Shodan \*\*

Hey, **Showdan** Yacking common sense to \*\* Margin\*\* and her ilk is like trying to teach a chimp how play Mozart, but I do admire your approach.

Thanks for the laughs, you rock.😃

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**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/230 "2003-12-10T22:29:25Z")

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You know, Daniel, I can’t say that I’ve ever encountered her outside the MS. boards. But the thing is, I’m a feminist. She hates feminists. If I were not a feminist, we might get along, but I am, so there’s probably not a lot of manuever room there. And the thing is, once she sees that ‘feminist’ label, it’s like a red flag. It doesn’t really matter what you say; it’s what she’s programmed herself to hear. I think she’s got her mind made up. She swallowed Andy’s side–hook, line, and sinker.

I see **Achilles** is still trying out his second-grade tactics, interestingly enough.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/231 "2003-12-10T22:33:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by IzzyR \*  
> \*\*Because it allows you to brush off anyone who questions your highly subjective judgments. \*\*

That, too, **IzzyR**. And that’s all the time I’ll spend on that comment. Hah!

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> _Originally posted by THWTGG_  
> **Am I the only one who thinks that this thread needs to be shot in the head now?**

Nope, it’s gone on long enough.

**Satisfying Andy Licious** started this thread to complain about me not warning him (this should have been a sign that it could only go downhill, but I digress). Then, various pro-feminists and anti-feminists and pseudo-feminists and a couple of other asorted jackasses decided to play a rather, well, _fucking annoying_ game of Dumb & Dumber.

Of which we’ve seen enough, now. Debate it civilly in GD, or better yet, go play on that other message board, apparently devoted to such arguments.

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**Author:** ![Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles_Last_Stand)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/232 "2003-12-10T22:34:21Z")

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I see you are still a liar, and just as stupid from one post to another. I thought you said you had no history at the Ms boards? Why did you put on that David Byron was such a mystery? I know why, because you are a fucking moron, that’s why. I have your second grade tactics swinging, open wide Fi Fi. JUMP!!!

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/233 "2003-12-10T22:35:45Z")

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**SAL** You made an ass of yourself, and rudely hijacked that thread to pick a fight with anyone who’d take your bait. You want us to weep for you because **Coldy** made an observation that was all too apt?

Isn’t there a rule against being a jerk? I think maybe you might have been skating in the general vicinity of the line there. \*\*However I am not a moderator, so that’s only my opinion as a member of this board. It has no authority whatsoever other than as my thoughts. \*\*

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coldfire-not-a-warning-my-eye/218008/234 "2003-12-10T22:45:23Z")

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> **margin** said:  
> Oh, wait, no. They were obviously a bunch of victim whiners who refused to be led to the righteousness of anti-feminism by catsix. Anybody who opposes catsix is a whiner. Funny how women aren’t that eager to tolerate a woman who thinks that so many other women are revolting, whiny, loathsome, puling victims. I mean, how pleasant it must be to have a conversation with you. “I’m catsix. Contradict me? Shut up, you whiner! My viewpoint is almighty and true!”

No, you fucking braindead assgasket, I do not call everyone who disagrees with me a whiner. I call **you** a whiner because you, wait for it, are a whiner. You are a pathetic piece of shit waste of DNA who I am most disappointed to share a species with.

If you paid one fucking nanogram of attention on this forum, you would see that I have debated on topics ranging from religion to abortion to gun control to crime to feminism, and the _only_ person I’ve debated, no matter how much I disagree with them, who I have called a fucking waste of oxygen whining little victimist piece of shit is **you**. I have disagreed with, most notably in the gun control threads, **minty green** on many occasions, and while I’ve thought he’s sounded arrogant in some posts, he’s intelligent, articulate, and he posts things that are on topic and include cites. He is someone who I often vehemently disagree with, but would never call a whiner or hold any disrespect for.

As for you, **margin** , I have been, up to this point, relatively patient with you because I thought it would be rude of me to bluntly point out that you are about as intelligent as a dung beetle, lest this condition be a brain defect rather than just blatant and excessive stupidity. I am now convinced that it is blatant, excessive and willful stupidity.

Your only positive feature is that you serve as an example of the kind of stupidity that can come from having your head shoved so far up your ass you’re likely to die of methane poisoning. In case I wasn’t clear, you’re a stupid cow. You don’t even have the benefit of being ignorant. An ignorant person, when confronted with new information, assimilates it and learns. They improve themselves. You seem to be striving for the bottom of the septic tank. Considering that the aim of this board is to eliminate ignorance, just what the fuck are you doing here?

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